I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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