yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
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woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?