i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
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oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
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Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just cropdusted the office
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?