Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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That's it, I'm sending out a mass text when I'm masturbating.
couch sex was the best i ever had... and you don't have to worry about hitting your head on the headboard!
Couch sex can be awesome if done correctly
I love sex on couch. But... Who cares what i love? hahahahaha (=
Couch sex is awesome if you have the right couch for it.
i feel like i could know these people
I've often wondered this myself...
What do you expect from the IE
hahahah 949 thats sooo me
i've had couch sex. turned out fine once we found our rhythm. but yes agreed, shower sex is a nono.
this site is nothing but virgins couch sex is just as bad as shower sex.
this is just not funny
I see no problem with texting someone masturbating/thinking of them.
couch sex is better than no sex at all..... sigh my pathetic life.
I see it more as a request for greater variety in porn set design. I can understand that.
hahahahaha i love how 949 knew.
theater sex is better >:)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH the reply is hilarious.....EVER
4:00 it's funny because it's from IE
Bahahaha! The reply was the best part. HILARIOUS.
Shower sex is amazing... just for the easy clean up if for no other reason.
Couch sex > floor sex because floor sex = carpet burn.
6:00 obviously has never had shower sex.... it's amazing
floor sex sucks... couch sex is great... always ends up vertical and all over the place.. always switching cause you can't sit in one position for a long time!
whoohoo for couch sex!
The 949 reply was pretty good.
couch sex IS awesome...you can really get some good leverage going and hit some good angles
so true, couch bangin sucks, beds/walls ftw
I think I actually know the answer to this.....Its because in porn its all about the angles, you can get all kinds of angles fucking on a couch....hence why its always a couch or a chair of some sort.
I find this hilarious although I could see this being a couple of my friends from back home. Most of us that grew up in 909/951 have moved to 949...