Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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Couch sex can be awesome if done correctly
Couch sex is awesome if you have the right couch for it.
i feel like i could know these people
That's it, I'm sending out a mass text when I'm masturbating.
couch sex was the best i ever had... and you don't have to worry about hitting your head on the headboard!
I've often wondered this myself...
hahahah 949 thats sooo me
I love sex on couch. But... Who cares what i love? hahahahaha (=
this site is nothing but virgins couch sex is just as bad as shower sex.
I see no problem with texting someone masturbating/thinking of them.
What do you expect from the IE
i've had couch sex. turned out fine once we found our rhythm. but yes agreed, shower sex is a nono.
I see it more as a request for greater variety in porn set design. I can understand that.
4:00 it's funny because it's from IE
hahahahaha i love how 949 knew.
this is just not funny
Shower sex is amazing... just for the easy clean up if for no other reason.
Bahahaha! The reply was the best part. HILARIOUS.
couch sex is better than no sex at all..... sigh my pathetic life.
Couch sex > floor sex because floor sex = carpet burn.
theater sex is better >:)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH the reply is hilarious.....EVER
floor sex sucks... couch sex is great... always ends up vertical and all over the place.. always switching cause you can't sit in one position for a long time!
whoohoo for couch sex!
6:00 obviously has never had shower sex.... it's amazing
couch sex IS awesome...you can really get some good leverage going and hit some good angles
The 949 reply was pretty good.
so true, couch bangin sucks, beds/walls ftw
I think I actually know the answer to this.....Its because in porn its all about the angles, you can get all kinds of angles fucking on a couch....hence why its always a couch or a chair of some sort.
I find this hilarious although I could see this being a couple of my friends from back home. Most of us that grew up in 909/951 have moved to 949...