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  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:09pm

    I see no problem with texting someone masturbating/thinking of them.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:50pm

    hahahah 949 thats sooo me

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:55pm

    I love sex on couch. But... Who cares what i love? hahahahaha (=

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:15am

    i feel like i could know these people

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:19am

    4:00 it's funny because it's from IE

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:07pm

    hahahahaha i love how 949 knew.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:00pm

    this site is nothing but virgins couch sex is just as bad as shower sex.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:12pm

    Couch sex can be awesome if done correctly

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:59pm

    That's it, I'm sending out a mass text when I'm masturbating.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:53pm

    What do you expect from the IE

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:24pm

    I see it more as a request for greater variety in porn set design. I can understand that.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:50pm

    Couch sex is awesome if you have the right couch for it.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:01pm

    couch sex was the best i ever had... and you don't have to worry about hitting your head on the headboard!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:54pm

    Bahahaha! The reply was the best part. HILARIOUS.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:59am

    I've often wondered this myself...

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:00pm

    this is just not funny

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:05pm

    Couch sex > floor sex because floor sex = carpet burn.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:36pm

    couch sex IS awesome...you can really get some good leverage going and hit some good angles

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:09pm

    floor sex sucks... couch sex is great... always ends up vertical and all over the place.. always switching cause you can't sit in one position for a long time! whoohoo for couch sex!

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:57pm

    theater sex is better >:)

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:30pm

    Shower sex is amazing... just for the easy clean up if for no other reason.

  • 60 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:10pm

    i've had couch sex. turned out fine once we found our rhythm. but yes agreed, shower sex is a nono.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:51pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH the reply is hilarious.....EVER

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:03pm

    couch sex is better than no sex at all..... sigh my pathetic life.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:33pm

    6:00 obviously has never had shower sex.... it's amazing

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:56pm

    I think I actually know the answer to this.....Its because in porn its all about the angles, you can get all kinds of angles fucking on a couch....hence why its always a couch or a chair of some sort.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:35pm

    The 949 reply was pretty good.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:46pm

    I find this hilarious although I could see this being a couple of my friends from back home. Most of us that grew up in 909/951 have moved to 949...

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:34pm

    so true, couch bangin sucks, beds/walls ftw