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  • 24 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:42pm
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    tick tick tick tick tick tick Takes a licking, and keeps on ticking tick tick tick tick tick

  • 20 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:01pm
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    Like a warm bucket of water

  • 20 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:22pm
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    "so is there any tread left at all or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway??" stewie griffin ftw.

  • 23 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:00pm
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    Trust me... I've been in one of these.... it's like a whale swallowing a tic-tac.

  • 19 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:22am
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    HAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

  • 19 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:15pm
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    this exercise is making me do kegels right now

  • 17 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:15am
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    Wow, and this is from my area code, lol

  • 19 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:27pm
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    hes ignorantly small

  • 20 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:19am
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    All the girls that are saying "maybe he's just small" are quite obviously loose like a shirt sleeve. It's easy to tell how loose a girl is regardless of cock size. It's a squeeze/pressure thing. Damn virgins.

    • 1 1
      Submitted by justagirl94 on Oct 18, 11 at 8:14pm
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      You can have an issue if the guy's abnormally small too. Not just the squeeze/pressure thing. Damn guys, getting so defensive.

  • 20 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:27pm
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    Sorry, she was tight before I got her.

  • 16 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:19pm
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    whoa 4:18 nobody said branch, specifics.....specifics

  • 18 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:32pm
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    ew this makes me so grossed out

  • 18 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:17pm
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    @ 4:01 -- I am never going to sleep again.

  • 19 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:15am
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    oh goodness the whores that live in the eugene and general oregon area. tighten up ladies and please your hippie lovers.

  • 20 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:02pm
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    hey a watch aahahahhaahhahahaa

  • 18 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:22pm
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    i'm doing kegels too

  • 16 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:03pm
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    @ 3:49- A pussy willow is a small plant. A willow tree is......a tree. Not the same things at all.

  • 17 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:49pm
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    Is jimmy Hoffa in there?

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:21pm
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    She's big... or he's small?

  • 16 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:36pm
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    haha 3:22 I love it.

  • 16 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:40pm
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    Her vag is like a sleeping bag..... that sometimes spiders and snakes crawl into so you've gotta watch that shit before you climb in.

  • 19 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:28pm
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    i agree he must be pretty small or she just don't know how to use it right. tighen tighten! Hello

  • 15 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:18pm
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    3:49, do you know what a pussy willow looks like? what kind of pussy willow branch is 10" around?

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:49pm
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    Pussy willows are like 25" tall and 10" around. You really are sleeping bag big

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:26pm
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    Or you are small... like pussy willow small

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:20pm
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    crawl right in that fucker and get cozy! Hey, a watch!

  • 17 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:07pm
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    547 lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 17 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:38pm
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    4:36...i think you meant dv - double vag

  • 14 15
    Submitted by urmomsbackfat on Jun 30, 10 at 6:52pm
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    lmao nice

  • 14 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:55am
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    3:49: No one said the whole tree you twitt... the tiny bud on the Pussy Will Tree is refered to as the Pussy Willow... specifics... specifics.

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:14pm
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    3:22 here, nope i have no idea who that is haha

  • 12 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:11pm
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    @3:22.... Kari Ferral is that you???

  • 6 5
    Submitted by RoffMain on Jul 26, 11 at 7:57pm
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    And I divorced her !

  • 8 10
    Submitted by wnewell0729 on Nov 9, 10 at 7:29pm
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    Wow this could be any woman from Douglas County. Yikes

  • 14 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:43pm
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    stop being a skank and do your keagles. OR just do your keagles, then nobody could notice you're a skank.

    • 2 1
      Submitted by justagirl94 on Oct 18, 11 at 8:12pm
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      She might not be a skank. She might just have a big vagina. It's possible, you know? Having sex doesn't just make your vagina flappy, stupid. And KEGEL's don't fix everything.

  • 11 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:43pm
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    Lmfao

  • 6 9
    Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:14am
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    Yum...

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