I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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I know lots of skinny chicks with big asses... the automatic assumption makes me think you're stuck in the 80's pre Sir Mixx A Lot. Or your name is Chaz and you're in a yacht club. Either way, I do not envy you and you're, as 6:26 said, have fun with your Thai boys listening to your MJ albums.
I know you don't care what I'm about to say about my own ass.
...agrees with 6:26pm
Anyone ever think maybe she's not fat, but just has a fat ass?!
Latinas are as bad as fatties.
4:21 you wish death on people a lot dont you???
6:07 if you think 130 fat you must be dating anorexic chicks or 12 year olds. Go fuck yourself. If I wanted to date someone that looked like a 14 year old thai boy I would. A woman should have curves
12:55am-Well if nobody tells them about their gross fatness they may go through life not feeling bad about themselves like they should. I used to be fat but got sick of all the jokes and dirty looks from girls. That motivated me to lose 55lbs and now there's no more jokes and girls aren't opposed to hooking up anymore. Then I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends.
Fuck you people. I'm gonna eat some ice cream
130 is NOT fat! If you're 5'4, which is an average woman's height, and weigh 130, then you have a pretty lean figure if you ask me.
Screw big asses. Only black and Hispanic guys find them attractive.
my body is proportionate. i guess you could say my ass is kinda big, but i have a curvy figure and nice sized boobs. am i fat? no. i definitely have a little extra going on though. do guys love my body? some do, some don't. the point of me saying this is some girls actually do have a good idea of what their body looks like.
8:41, I know a woman just like that. I go home to her every night after work.
i love a big ass. so much sexier than a bony 'indie' girl
4:18 is disgusting and should die
Hey, there is nothing sexier than a good lookin girl who looks like she's smugglin some bowling balls in her pants.
I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny... that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.
If I had a fat ass I'd smother people to death with it.
the men in here hatin on a fat ass are the white boys with little penises. white women...for the most part...have no ass at all, and all you white boys with little penises cant handle a lot of ass, so you prefer the bones of a little white woman. if you guys were hung like us black men, you would appreciate a big ass like we do, but unfortuneately, you weren't blessed with the big penis gene....sorry bastards!!
Curvy, proportioned, full figured, and voluptuous are all thesaurus words for fat. Don't try to sugar coat your appearance. You will just lick it off and get even fatter.
i think i'm in love with 12:48.
Also depends how it's distribued and how much of it is muscle. A girl who's been horseback riding most of her life will have well-toned and strong legs, making her deceptively thin.
DAMN, yall say only losers date online....I say only only losers go onto a website made exclusively for laughs and demean somebody for being fat, even though you don't even know if she is
Hahaha! That's funny! Well I mean if she's Latina then it's okay I guess but if she's just fat I say put down that fucking big mac & run till you fuckin pass out cuz that shit needs to go...lol not tryna be mean or nuthin but I think everyone can agree with me...lol unless ur fat ;)
see, you assclowns think she is saying she fat...i see it as a positive. Perhaps she has a big ass.
What if that was J-Lo texting that?
To: June 25, 2009 4:46PM
Just add 'thick' to the list and we're set!
She could be mostly thin and just have a nice ass. If that guy from online doesn't like your ass you hit me up. I can appreciate a great ass
I'm latina and I have a big ass :)
I'm a liiittle on the chubby side
but I have a small waist, so it's all
&; You guys are all assholes for being to mean
to fat people. They need love, too D:
^^^^LMFAO!!!! Black/Hispanic men FTW!!!!
"I don't want him you can have him he's too white for me, hey!"
So if she's latina, that wouldn't be considered fat, but for anyone else it is? How stupid. She's fat.
I'm white and I joke that I'm half black ... from the waist, down.
Yep, I'm fatty, too, but I know it so I can cover my fat with appropriate clothing.
Well, that is, until I can just go die.
Fat people. Fuck 'em.
4:42, thanks Ricki Lake?
yeah 4:42 is a fat cow if weighing 130lbs makes you super fat. its funny how people think they can tell how fat someone is from what they say
by fat people i mean 300
i'm really glad this text was posted. that means that this thread can demean fat people, women, and people of color all at once!
Who meets people on-line......she is def a fat loser!
wow some of you are so fucking stupid, like 5:07
fatties have to get attention thru some other means... including... posting this shit online... acting fat... eating alot... throwing up in a bar... bla bla bla\
latinas are fat .
women are never aware of how they look... their in denial
@8:41 I think the best way to quiet all the naysayers is to post a lovely and flattering picture
well, seeing as she didn't say maybe he needs a moment to adjust to the size of my body, i think its pretty safe to say she just has a big ass.
6:15 is amazing and definitely gets a lot of actions.
Online dating is for fat people.
alright so what indicates a fat person? if ur a dude and you could pick a height and weight for ur chick
just cause people have big ass's (like i) dont mean they fat. i like big ass's... and i know plenty of guys who do too. trust me, i get hit on on the daily because of it.
AND YEE GO 510!
Fat people can produce delightful hand soap!
Fight club is great. Well played.
You're the douchbag here. I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be for you to have to try to make yourself feel relevant by correcting someones grammar on an anonymous board. All you grammar nazis are pathetic. Go jerk each other off while watching a spelling bee.
Bahaha, we already have the fat wars and the racism going on.
maybe she's not fat. maybe she's latina.
its possible. but still, keep that thing on a leash
people really surprise me sometimes... i really didn't think everyone could be this shallow, its really ridiculous. and the racism? really? have we really digressed that much? its disgusting
We're not talking Fat Jesus here people. She's no bearded woman wearing a sachel, reytards. I am the one who recieved this message. This chick is slammin--no mooin' involved here. I've touched her ass and its divine. The dress adds a feminine touch. She doesn't want her date to have an immediate boner and think of bouncing quarters off her cheeks all night.
Damn it-- now I want to touch her ass. FUCK!!!
Shittt, she might just have a fat ass :D
haha i don't sugar coat my appearance. i would gladly show you but seeing as this is anonymous its kinda hard to do that
More cushion for the pushin'
getting back to the initial message, what makes this chick thinks that the person 'accepts' the size of her ass? 99 times out of 100 they are unlikely to deal with it for longer than it takes the fattie to give up a BJ in the bathroom.
If she just has a nice big ass, then Good Night
If fat, Bad Night.
Anyone who thinks a girl with a big butt is automatically fat has probably been no closer to a naked woman than when they fantasize about that cellophane-coated Playboy cover they surreptitiously glanced at in the convenience store.
Most fat chicks are blissfully unaware of how fat they actually are. They think that the giant boobs or big ass are isolated occurrences. It's sad, really.
i plan on staying 21 forever
Also, to 5:07...it's "they're" not "their," douchebag.
My new goal in life is to get so goddamn fat and spend all my time stalking thin, asshole people and breaking into their houses, eating all their food and pooping on their kids faces while they sleep.
Yesss to big asses! I guess I am the one person that actually would appreciate the fact you have a big ass, thick/fat or not!!!
Um, Hispanic men don't have a stereotype for big dicks, only Black dudes.
And, it's just a stereotype. I'm white and mine is huge.
If you have to wonder the answer's probably yes.
their, should be they're, 5:07. Are you in denial that you're an idiot?
& I'm literally laughing my ass off @ 5:12
&&4:42 is obviously a fat cow
I am amused by this but would now like to see your booty to give u an honest answer. lol
Why does the mention of her ass bring out screams of fat from idiots with more then a little extra around the middle?
I'm so sick of fat people.
5:28 People these days think 130lbs is fat. Not saying I agree with it, just pointing out how fucked up body images are these days.
i dated a big butt girl for a bit. she had a nice body, just put on some weight recently that all went to her butt. if she was wearing a dress you really couldn't tell. But because she still had a normal upper body and a bigger booty god damn did that thing look fat in her pants.
the moral of the story: don't turn 30
i think if he needs time to accept it...its not big in a good way. and the right dress can flatter a girl whose pretty but a little big. stop being bitches. fatties like to fuck too
Dear 12:25 AM,
Obviously you have missed the point of 8:45 correcting the racist/hater's grammar. The point was that if you are going to go off on someone, at least spell correctly to validate your point. Otherwise, you do look like a douchebag.
Oh one more thing: Jerkoff. J-E-R-K-O-F-F. Jerkoff.
Do I win the spelling bee?
8:41...best movie ever
fat chicks should not wear skirt/dresses, ever. along with that we should eliminate: tank tops, low-rise jeans, basically anything short of sweatpants and a sweater. PUT DOWN THE TWINKIES then you'll be allowed to dress how you want. /endrant.