I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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I don't think brook has ever known best
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
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I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
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Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?