Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.