He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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Kinds bitchy. He probly felt bad enough he couldn't please you, then u rub it in, sucks for him
That was well played :P
im a girl and i agree that guys sometimes demean girls but i think that if you respect yourself, guys will respect you. simple as.
What a cunty response.
654 is right, being a man whore doesn't make you good in bed.
and she was probably just joking with the guy... much nicer than some of the shit you guys post about.... 1236
for the record you're not a bitch...you're awesome.
Good chance you're not very good either.
* let him know that practice makes perfect & keep practicing!
oh & stop being a bitch....
(THAT'S WHAT 3:09 WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY)
Shut your cunt mouth, whore
Okay, any girl that gets an unexpected facial deserves it. If you want to avoid something like that DON'T FUCK A STRANGER WITH YOUR MOUTH. Slut. Now, don't get me wrong though, I love all you sluts out there. If it weren't for girls with daddy issues, I would've never got to go ass to mouth in a McDonalds parking lot at 2am with someone I'd known for an hour and 45 minutes. Win.
Haha, I bet all the people calling you a bitch are dudes. I know how you feel babe, and you aren't a bitch/whore/slut/whatever else these guys are calling you.
let him know practice takes perfect & keep practicing!
stop being a bitch
and this responce is why most don't even try.
hahaha that sucks though i can imagine if i didnt know how to do something and then being made fun of when i try...
6:37- man-whores may still have never done something before. Just because they are easy doesn't mean they have done everything (or are skilled.) YES, she is a bitch, but I think it's a little hypocritical of people to be lambasting her, when they give each other virtual high-fives over degrading acts towards women. (I'm not endorsing any of this behavior.)
lol 12:42, you seem soooo offended, i wonder whyy...
You're the reason I make it hurt you every time. I pick and angle and drive right through the side. I don't stop until I see blood AND finish. Even if you yell for me to stop.
well, to be fair, we dont know the context of this...it might not even be sexual. maybe it was and he hurt her or something.
yes really. and actually, i don't recall you making bruises shaped like mushrooms on my face by whacking me with your small penis last night
and once again, you got defensive, whatta shocker
Cause it didn't seem like you were staying away when I mushroom tatted your underage face last night
Yeah, except that all of those sentiments are being expressed by man-whores. This guy "had never done that before". Therefore, she's a bitch.
omg i love this because i always say "clearly"
if you're going to be a cunt to a dude because he doesn't live up to your whorish standards, don't fuck him. slut.
exactly, 2:30!! bitches like that are the ones that don't make us give a shit if its good for them. i've fucked enough bitchy-ass bitch bitches that i treat sex like a race. and i always win.
lmao 2:26/10:33 you are a total dumbass.
it's only dimeaning if she lets it be. - yeah, because you know it's her decision
and feminist fucks that want equal treatment but are just waitin to freeload off the next rich guy - actual feminists wouldn't freeload off a rich guy. fail x 2.
you see ought to just go lesbian, most of us don't want your ugly ass anyway. go fuck some PETA chick. - lol WUT? FAIL x 3.
yes. she is all of those things, 4:22. and so are you.
haha yea girl dont listen to these guys. theyre the exact same ones who bitch to their friends about how shitty a girl is in bed, how she gives bad head, how much her body sucks, how her pubic hair is not styled to their exact perfect standards, etc etc cry me a fucking river
stop being a bitch and teach him.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. fucking. awesome.
Wow Milwaukee County, way to be a bitch.
We don't want your pubes to be styled perfectly, we just want you to cut down that forest you got growing in your pants
They probably are dudes.
Doesn't make her less of a bitch.
the way you act makes me want to barf my own blood, i pray you get an STD one day
assuming he didn't manage to hurt you in some way, (I don't know what he was trying to do...) why not try teaching him...it could be fun and if not it's not likely to make the night much worse!
What are you guys talking about? Clearly, he should have known exactly what she wanted when it was his first time. You guys are fucking assholes for making her feel bad for being judgmental.
hahahaha that would have been my drunken response too! But I would have tried to teach him... do you know how HARD it is to try to teach a drunk boy how to do ANYTHING?!
*sigh* no more virgins. Ever.
somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka.\n -Louis CK
fuck off emo bitches. there'll ALWAYS be another slut (probably hotter than you) ready for a nice unexpected facial. your sex owns 100% of pussy. until you bitches get some self respect, we'll keep steaming and creaming faces because WE CAN.
and there's nothing you can do about it, how does that feel?
I absolutely love this. You're not a cunt/slut/whore kinda bitchy but honest. It's perfect I wouldve said the same thing and if that makes me a bitch, so be it. Obviously he sucks in bed. No big deal. He'll learn. Just because a girl loves sex doesn't make her a slut or a whore or whatever. What guy wouldn't want a girl that loves sex. Isn't that every mans dream? Haha as long as she's not sleeping with multipleen