How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs