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  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:12pm

    Hair pulling, oh yes please, I'm not for the choking though. If it's likely to kill me, no thanks. I don't try to throttle you, don't strangle me.

  • 75 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:09pm

    If you don't like having your hair pulled you're not even worth getting into bed.

  • 65 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:10pm

    OMG 2:08 wish you would have sent that memo to my ex boyfriend a loooooong time ago. It's a shame this bitch is a dead fish in the sack. Fail.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:14pm

    hes obviously an ex boyfriend who never listened to her.shes prob ugly :)

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:15pm

    1:07--1:03 here, just wondering, since when does making good music mean you are a good person? His music was awesome but he touched little kids.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:07pm

    1:03 - MJ was probably a better person than you'll ever be. Oh, and this text isn't even funny. What's up, moderators?

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:06pm

    I love having my hair pulled and am severely disappointed when it doesn't

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:04pm

    I love having my hair pulled so much that I sometimes do it when I have sex with myself.

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:53pm

    2:08 i like all of the above and more. not all girls are boring in the sack.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:11pm

    ahahahah 4:04. anyway i like hair pulling but i don't like it randomly. don't do it all willy nilly just 'cause i told you i like it, do it in the moment. you know? yeeeeah.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:03pm

    ahahahah 4:04. anyway i like hair pulling but i don't like it randomly. don't do it all willy nilly just 'cause i told you i like it, do it in the moment. you know? yeeeeah. June 26, 2009 6:11PM I should think that would go without saying...

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:34pm

    i like having my hair pulled...

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:28pm

    dude one time i was choked so hard that i literally had to hit him to get him to stop... haha not all choking is goodddd.... but hair pulling is straight as long as it doesnt get pulled out... seriously.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:20pm

    its not his fault he thought the hearts he was touching were located in their pants

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:48am

    3:10, i like having my hair pulled too, but just because a girl doesn't hardly means that she MUST be a "dead fish in the sack". people who don't want their hair pulled could still like lots of other fun things too.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:08pm

    1:40pm I love a girl who likes her hair pulled and likes it rough. If she likes being choked, even better. Liking rough sex doesn't make a girl a skank. It makes them better in bed than you. Sorry you're not getting laid but maybe you should broaden your horizons a bit.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:37pm

    So do i, 1:34. And good point, 1:12.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:13pm

    OMG w/e chill the fuck out sally serious

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:53am

    the funny thing about my heart is that its located on my cock

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:12pm

    i think it's funny...guy can't manage all the women around him. player-win, smooth-fail

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:21pm

    i like having my hair pulled. weezy f baby, baby!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:56pm

    this text is lame. one because it's not funny and two what girl doesn't like having her hair pulled? that shit's hot.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:12pm

    Damn 2:28, that dude was in the zone I guess. I had a girl who liked me to choke her until she passed out. Weird thing was, she didn't want me to stop fucking her when she was unconscious claiming that when she came to while I was still going it felt amazing. I had to break up with her cause I couldn't get used to fucking an unconscious body.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:03pm

    Did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning? Yeah that's what happens when you eat 7 year old weiners

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:40pm

    lame she likes it and is pretending not to be a skank

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:26pm

    @ 2:08: Thank you. Marry me? Love, 1:37.