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  • 69 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:50pm

    i want to fucking swallow semen right now

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:07pm

    3:47 you like that taste? Really? I don't believe you. As for 2:59 stop trying to start fights!

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:50pm

    1:33 so you rather swallow it then wash it off?

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:36pm

    Haha. Definitely leave it to the porn stars, especially if you've never done it before--it probably won't end up on my face, but in my hair. Thanks a lot.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:33pm

    if you are all wondering, 2:59 is the reason women cheat & disrespect men.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:31pm

    2:59 probably never gets laid and is still a virgin. As a man, I can tell.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:25am

    if i'm really cool with/into a guy i'd let him cum on my face... but it sometimes hurts when it gets in my eyes. i think it's kinda fun lols

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:45pm

    2:59 probably likes it up the ass himself anyway

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:27am

    LOL.. a guy that even attempted the facial without permission (read: any, because I don't play that shit) would get a punch to the ballsack and a roundhouse to the face. Then I'd get dressed and roll out. Kisses.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:53pm

    I'd like some XX chromosome bona fides on 5:50 before I get too excited. Whoops, too late. Already pointing at the ceiling.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:29am

    It's how I say make me a sammich!

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:50pm

    If you're a one night stand, I aim for your face and hair. It's like free proactive, enjoy it. If you're my gf, I'll aim where ever you'd like. Unless you piss me off, then it's back to the hair and face or maybe the nostrils. And yes, my aim is that good.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:07pm

    1:50, yes. much quicker cleanup to just swallow. then you don't have to wash your hair

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:55pm

    On the boobage is the best. Ladies you make us feel like Conquistadors when we get to plant a sperm flag on your tummy or tits. But when she squirms, squints and says "Ew not in my hair!", this is not sexy.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47pm

    2:59, I love you. to everyone else: i love it on my face, as long as i get a little taste in my mouth : )

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:19pm

    ^^^ honey, stop watching violent porn for 3 seconds and get the fuck out of the house. pathetic.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:38pm

    hey 2:30...the teeth hurt!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:14pm

    @ 1:50: Yes. It's a bitch to get out of your hair, and if it gets in your eyes it stings.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:59pm

    women arent human beings, i will shoot my load wherever i want then you will drip it into a glass and drink it and ask for another. then i will say after you cook my dinner and clean my kitchen. then i will force my cock into your ass hole while youre on you hands and knees scrubbing my floors. anyone want to go out on a date?

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:21pm

    I thought was a rim-job

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:33pm

    Yes, but for the love of God, leave it to the porn stars. Cum on my tits, in my mouth, but not in my face.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:48pm

    Ah shut up and take it 1:33 and 1:36

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:24am

    ^^ But you still would've taken it in the face.... He still wins, the mental image will carry him through the pain.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:34pm

    2:59 is obviously trying to get a reaction out of people. Ignore him

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:30pm

    lol I don't give them the choice when they are obviously aiming for my face.. if I'm having a shower right after (9 for 10 the case) I don't really care.. other than that, he's in my mouth before he gets the opportunity to get it in my hair.. :D best teeth he ever came upon!!!

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:11am

    2:59, obvious troll is obvious. Shame on you guys for reacting to this kind of response.