Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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