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  • 52 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:30pm

    um yeah Christ just lived and let live, so fuck off and let me laugh at aborted baby fetuses, I find it humorous.

  • 46 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:13pm

    I dip french fries in Rhogam.

  • 42 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:28pm

    I had grilled cheese.

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:53am

    bible thumpers ---------> gtfo

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:57pm

    Ever notice that all of those abortion protesters are people that are way too ugly to fuck anyway?

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:10pm

    Steak Hoagie w/ fries

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:09am

    I say do it at home.

  • 39 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:03pm

    The gov't should pay for it. They paid for mine (in Canada, obviously). I think it depends what province you're in. I'm not familiar with anything outside of AB/SK.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:54pm

    Thanks 2:51. . .that's a no-go for me. I'm a peaceful Buddhist, but as soon as some old hag spits in my face, she's getting fishhooked and dropped. Glad there are people like you there to do the job, though!

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:49pm

    It's easy to understand, u kill someone even if it's ur unborn baby it's murder. Think bout it, if all ur mothers were pro choice would u b alive??? Hmmmm all u whores take what god has given u and use it as a blessing and a lesson. And if u can't keep it then duh adoption!!

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:26pm

    7:23 - I'll be there. Name the time and place!

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:43pm

    sometimes I put a slice of turkey on my bagel with plain cream cheese! OM NOM NOM NOM

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:21pm

    Just because you are pro-choice doesn't make you pro-death!! I've had an abortion and I am still a good person. You don't know the circumstances involved until you are in the situation. I wasn't being slutty or sleeping around. And I believe in God, but that doesn't mean I push my values on every person I meet. (Well said 2:21!!)

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:34pm

    As someone who spent the better part of 9 months dodging coat hangers, my mom reminds me everyday that I am the one she should have swallowed. But I was a persistant lil fuck and earned my right to live!

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:44pm

    1:34 is by far the biggest douche is this entire site. If I could find you I would set you on fire just for a laugh as you squirm about trying to put yourself out. Don't worry though, that would just be gods plan for you right?

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:40am

    i love you both 1:44s

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:39pm

    chicken winnngs and blue cheese dressing mm

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm

    actually kids born drug dependant get healthy really quick

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:06am

    Fries dipped in mayo are awesome.

  • 40 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:43pm

    4:40, yeah shit. Use it on your Old Navy card or something. Get you a goddamn $10 reward card bitttttch

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:39pm

    3:39- a bagel with cream cheese actually! it was delicious! thankyou for asking!

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:06pm

    It's probably fun writing all this stuff "Anonymously", but just remember, there is SOMEONE who does know that it was you who wrote some very horrible things. :)

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:04pm

    AMISH MIDGET CLOWNS ROCK!!!!!! Those are the only abortions I would be opposed to! 1:48 you are hilarious balls

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:34pm

    hell is getting bigger, just for people like you, 1:33.

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:46pm

    ^^ understandable understandable.... i've never tried the milkshake fries.... but I do like to put fries in my burger / chips in my burritos! love that extra crunch!

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:36am

    wow all the 1:34s are idiots

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:16pm

    Attn Canadian girls: Can I marry you for citizenship? We don't even have to hook up (unless you're hot). I'm just fed up with the US and I want out. I am in Portland, OR. We can meet halfway to work out the details.

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:46pm

    -6:29 - Yay! Go pro-choice!

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:57pm

    dude, of course you can buy a baseball bat with a debit card

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:53pm

    and ogres eat babies, whats your point?

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47pm

    Frosties are delicious!

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:53pm

    He made me? Damn, you guys must be really pissed that science keeps debunking all this nonsense.

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:15pm

    come on over, I take all forms of payment and it will only run ya $19.95

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:22pm

    2:18pm It's because a majority of americans know that "god" is a rediculous notion. You're in the minority here. There's just more of us that aren't stupid enough to have "faith" in such a clown shoe bedtime story.

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:43pm

    1:40 -- hahaha yes!

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:07pm

    this is a fucking new low, even for this site

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:00pm

    come to Canada, 1) yes you can stick them on debit, and if the government doesn't pay for it, it'll run you $80 fyi...

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    I've totally done the Lays chips crunched up in a ham sandwich. That shit is glorious. Also... cash or money orders only. Just sayin'. And be prepared to get a $75 shot in case you are RH-

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:12pm

    Dorritos, in a PB & J.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:50pm

    I like how all I had to do was ignore everyone and only talk about lunch foods and everything almost stopped. lol Awesome :)

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:23pm

    I had a turkey sandwich for lunch.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:14pm

    wowwwww 3:05 you sound like a real winner!! I agree with 3:04 if you are dumb enough to get knocked up in the first place you should atleast be smart enough to give your child a chance even if its not with you. . .

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:42am

    Michael jackson should have been aborted.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:55pm

    yea... who the fuck are u to take a meal from shrek?

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:48pm

    HAHAAHHAAH, now that is hularious cause it you prob can from original text.....what a funny world...RIP MJ

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:45pm

    get off my text u jesus loving freaks

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:38pm

    Some people make me nauseated.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:17pm

    their free in canada, covered by medicareee :)

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:34pm

    4:31 what are you talking about? Jesus loves fries in mayo.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:51pm

    3:41 u are my favorite

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:17pm

    That depends on how much you have in the bank. And don't listen to these fucks, you're making a smart decision. Kill the fetus. They're pretending they somehow know the circumstances to your accidental pregnancy. Abort that worthless fucker.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:49pm

    it's about 500 dollars. and yes you can use your credit card.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:41am

    B/C nobody seems to actually want to answer the posters question: Yes, most likely. If your debit card is a Visa or Mastercard (most tend to be), and the clinic accepts Visa or Mastercard, then you can use the debit card like any other credit card. Health care clinics generally accept credit cards, but its prob worth it to call and find out

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:57pm

    i love abortions. have one every saturday. except this saturday because i have to wash my hair.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:37pm

    IF YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTIONS, DON'T HAVE ONE. period. the end. finish. Why the FUCK do people care what other do with their life when it doesn't affect them.

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:43pm

    Damn it 2:41, I usually don't do this but please, if you're going to knock peoples spelling and grammAr, try to spell things correctly yourself at least.

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:43pm

    man... some people are just too narrow minded... Jesus loves you and died for you sins on the cross. all you gotta do is accept that... you'll understand that and realized it when you stand in front of Him when you die. PLEASE DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE!

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:25pm

    stating scientific and legal facts makes someone retarded????

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:23pm

    i had a burrito for lunch. for dinner? garlic fries dipped in ranch. try it.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:35pm

    Sandwich's are where it's at, for sure. It was delicious.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:30pm

    salt and pepper are always a good add-on.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:48pm

    2:43pm I could also just accept that David Copperfield really makes elephants disappear, but I won't. Because it's ridiculous. Just like your imaginary friend Jesus. It's a religion based on some skank who claimed to be a virgin even though she was pregnant, please.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:38pm

    I'm off to find babies to kill to make soup with aborted fetus stock to share with my buddy Satan in a nice Hot Tub while we have unprotected anal sex. I'm trying to offend people because you're all acting a little ridiculous. Take it for what it is, it's a funny text for people to enjoy. Just ignore it if you don't like it.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:45am

    June 29, 2009 3:27AM or any other person for that matter. . . have you ever heard of an ADOPTION! or even dropping the baby off at a local hospital where you can just leave your child and they will take it in no questions asked. . . Just because you get pregnant doesn't mean that you have to keep the baby yourself, many people that have kids are willing to adopt.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:40pm

    ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?????????? its murder .... its murder to waste that on a debit card, use a card that gives u miles... then u can take a vacation thanks to abortion

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:13pm

    Dude! The Easter Bunny isn't real! It's a ficticious character invented by parents to trick their kids into behaving. Just like God!

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:24am

    just read all these replies i really want a sandwich now

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:37pm

    i'm from 908 and i've never had an abortion

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:51pm

    217 and 233 contact your local planned parenthoods or NOW chapters to find a place that needs escort volunteers - however its a rough gig, you can't engage the protesters at all - no matter what they say... you're just there to help the women from car to door-cover their faces etc... these protesters are nuts - theres a website abortioncams or something like that where they just take pictures of women going in, their cars, etc and post them online

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:48pm

    i just had an abortion. and a grilled cheese.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:47pm

    All of the people disagreeing with this should probably not be on texts from last night anyway!

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:14pm

    abortion partyyyyyy!!!!

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:41pm

    Mmmmmm. Fetus sandwich.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:31pm

    Dude, salt and pepper are MUST Add on. It was a basic turkey, jack pepper cheese, light mayo and mustard on wheat. Amazingggg

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:43pm

    2:41, reporting for irony duty!

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:41pm

    Hey 1:34, can you help me? I've been trying to buy a new bible. I looked all over the fiction section, it looks like they're all out!

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:19am

    hey, all of you that said birth control and condoms, are you not taking into account that they do not always work? dumbass.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:27pm

    You'll be paying for it monthly with your nightmares so why not charge it!

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:18pm

    I gotta say another brilliantly trashy thing from some Central Jersey and I keep wondering why we from the Northern part of the state always claim you don't exist.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:30pm

    2:27 AGREED! What kind of slutty girl sends that anyways? probably fake.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:21pm

    been there, done that, got the wrist band. and hell is not going to be a party. Its an lake of fire where you burn for eternity... not trying to be all debbie downer here but its true. ts a place of punishment for unrepentant sinners and lasts for eternity.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:18pm

    2:17 if you are a woman, I think I fell in love, if you are a man, I just questioned my heterosexuality

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:09pm

    2:06, amen. Amen, brother or sister. These people need to know the consequences of their sins. The Easter Bunny is watching, you fuqtards!!!

  • 33 41
    Submitted by frylok on Aug 13, 10 at 1:46am

    Whatever vv but yea debit works fine

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:25pm

    i don't think you can use your debit card... then again our abortion guy in my state, tiller just got shot, so who knows. and doritos in a pb&j really??

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    Where are all of you non-religious types living? I guess, along with sweet tea, one of the many perks of living in the south is the fact that I am the only one I know who honestly cannot fathom believing in a man in the sky and the fact that some man dying centuries ago does anything about my sins. Perhaps I should consider relocation....

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:14am

    Yeah, but really...can you put an abortion on a debit card? I'd actuall like to know the answer to that question.

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:52pm

    4:50 Abortion is not a last resort. Sorry, but not everyone thinks that a life begins at conception, or that a fetus has cognition/feeling/human rights. Not everyone believes that every zygote is a blessed gift from heaven.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:44pm

    Know who should be aborted? Midgets. And the amish. And clowns.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:46am

    Love thy neighbor...? Not so much, I see. If you believe abortion is wrong, then by all means express yourself. But to wish for the mother's eternal suffering? For her to die and/or be tortured? Somehow I'm not feelin' the love. Guess Jesus was bullshitting; HATE IS THE ANSWER.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:59am

    Why am I not shocked this came from a 908 phone number. My moneys on pburg.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:10pm

    im not religous at all but personally dont think that aborition is always the answer. I thnk that you should just put it up for adoption as hard as that is sometimes it is prob for the best in the end. . . .

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Cjcausin on Mar 2, 11 at 4:27pm

    YAY!!!!!!!!!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:14pm

    How is everyone taking this so lightly?? You do realize that an abortion is essentially taking an innocent life?? Before you decide to have the abortion i would look online at abortion pics and read both sides about it, and see for youself what it is trully like (its not allways the best way out is what im trying to say). . . but good luck either way and i hope that you do what is best for you and the baby :)

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:54pm

    people need to stop its her choice and i think it should be. she obviously knows she is not able to take care of a child and that is going to be one of the hardest things she is going to do Its a WOMANS RIGHT

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:33pm

    3:29pm Her mother probably planned the pregnancy you dumb fuck. Or decided she was ready for a kid at that point in time. You're assuming all pregnancies are by mistake, they're not.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:27pm

    FACT OF THE MATTER...MOST of the "texts from last night" are fake. Obviously I still read them, but the chances someone sent this is low....arguing anonymously is so lame.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:14pm

    Chinks don't use power tools. Anybody want to hear about my priapism?

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:24pm

    pro-lifers stfu. As a woman I will do what I want with my body, stop trying to tell me what your make believe God will do to me for doing something humane and logical. Keep your bible-babble to yourselves. AMEN.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:05pm

    maybe she doesnt want to ruin her life u moron

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:39pm

    I've been waiting my whole life to be SMITED!

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:17pm

    Oooh! 2:13, how do I volunteer to do that? Do I get to punch those protesters in the face if they act up? Do I get a taser??

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:40pm

    nah this is realll 908 is full of sluts

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:24am

    hey 3:05, if getting pregnant ruins her life, it's her fucking fault for allowing that to happen. 908-take responsibility for your fucked up actions and stop being a pussy.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:21pm

    anything dipped in ranch is amaz.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:40 what did you eat for lunch?

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:53pm

    well....nevermind.....ha

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:44pm

    hmmm...I don't know if I could mix cream cheese with turkey.... French fries dipped in Wendy's frosties.....no matter how skinny you are, the inner fat kid always draws me into it.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:32pm

    Jesus loves you and died for you =)

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:14pm

    I'm in college and 22 and still Love my Lord and Savior. I dont think i am better than anyone. Stereotypes suck.

  • 29 40
    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 5, 10 at 8:34am

    To the people that are saying it's wrong for her to kill the baby, technically she isn't killing it. . .the doctor is.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:56pm

    I don't care if you are pro-life. Fine. But if you stand out in front of an abortion clinic and try to make these poor girls feel even worse about themselves... argh. Is there some way we can wear masks and go from clinic to clinic cunt-punching the protesters? I'll offer my services. June 26, 2009 7:23PM I'll be there 7:23.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:59pm

    1:22 is clearly an idiot

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:29pm

    6:14 it's simple. Not everyone believes unborn babies are innocent/have souls/are deserving of full human rights, and we have good reason not to think so.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    Kill 2 fetuses get 1 abortion for free!

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    but that steak I have thawing out at home is gonna be great for dinner

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:40pm

    I really like strawberry cream cheese on wheat bagels.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:00pm

    1:19...where I am from abortions cost about $575 pill or surgical, but they only take cash.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:34pm

    People who get abortions are just trying to keep Jesus happy. From my understanding, all the baby angels are his favorites

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:51pm

    haha yeah..i used to be a little bit jesus-freaky once too. then i went to college and joined the real world, and now i'm definitely going to hell for sure. join the club whenever you're ready, we have wristbands.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 13, 10 at 11:01pm

    I am not against abortion. However, I am against slutty girls that take abortion so casually.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:12am

    Finally 908 churns out a good TFLN!

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:39 I missed the part where you were SMITED by anyone.......

  • 18 20
    Submitted by Arkelsay on Jan 16, 12 at 2:57am

    They only take cash, 365 dollars greedy abortion doctors

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:07am

    Y'know - I had a baby at 17 that I put up for adoption. She lives a wonderful life, and so do I. It was difficult to give her up, but I knew it was the best thing for both of us. In other words, i wasn't only thinking of myself, as so many pro-choicers seem to do. There are plenty of people ready and willing to adopt, how can you truly believe that abortion is the best solution for that baby? You don't believe that- you only want to hear about what's easy for you.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:22pm

    if its for some reason like being raped or drug dependent or the parent is mentally unbalanced than that is one thing, but if its just a whore then yea it is fucked up, i guess you have the right to do it, but you shouldnt make jokes about it, THATS what pisses me off

  • 22 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:50am

    you can put coat hangers on a debit card

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:21pm

    hahahahahahaha 6:18 perfectly said :]

  • 22 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:24pm

    2:21 who is pushing values on you? Christ set the example for all of us. He didn't "push" values on anyone. He lived his life as an example for everyone.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:43pm

    hahah 1:41. to all the people with the self-righteous opnions: i suggest you choose a different website to waste your time on. most posts here don't really discuss exemplary morality. also, stop taking things too seriously, you'll have a heart attack at 24.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:36pm

    Been there, done that.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:32pm

    i agree with 1:31. keep your pants on and you won't have this problem...this is why some people should practice abstinence instead of refute it all the time

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:52pm

    "...The backseat's big enough to perform an abortion in it..Yeah, when you perform as many abortions as I do, which is A LOT, because I love them!"

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    4:23 YUM.Fat, but yum...the rest of you are fucking idiot assholes.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:24 what if you mother said that when pregnant with you?? she clearly gave you a chance at life, so why not give this baby a chace as well??

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:30pm

    Yes 2:25, Clown shoe. Do you need me to walk you through it idiot??

  • 25 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:28pm

    Yes 2:24 I did. Should've been obvious. Pointing out typos is like pretending to matter.

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:40am

    if a co-worker impregnated you its tax deductible

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:47pm

    Chicken needs to be dipped in honey. Don't disagree with me. I'll abort you.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:52pm

    True Christianity is not a religion, it's a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He made you and loves you and wants to have a relationship with you.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:43pm

    i hate pro-life people, they judge before they know anything. get over yourselves.

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:19pm

    What does an abortion cost nowadays, anyway? Can you get 'em at a discount in the 'hood?

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:24pm

    2:22 you mean 'ridiculous' maybe?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:16pm

    I call my penis the Lord and Savior

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:13pm

    i <3 my right to choose. i spend saturdays as a clinic escort helping women avoid people like you jesus freaks. you have no right to harass someone you've never met

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:00am

    wtf ? are you serious?!

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:33pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah you're all retarted. who the fuck cares this is texts from last night, not a fucking abortion chat room. fuckers.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:39am

    To quote someone else... if you can't trust me with choice, how can you trust me with a child? Anti-abortionists are just full of logic!

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:21pm

    I just looked at some abortion pictures and now IM STARVING

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:08pm

    The price depends on how far u are in the pregnancy, some states get government funding for abortion clinics that can help with some of the cost. And usually the rhogam shot (Rh-) is included in the cost.

  • 22 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:06pm

    do people not believe in coat hangers anymore? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST show some humanity.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:31pm

    fries in mayo are amazing, I used to eat them at church camp.....(go ahead and start the persecution because I mentioned I went to church camp) hahah

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:48pm

    PRO - CHOICE ALL THE WAAYY. i just got back from the abortion clinic, and i go to church every sunday :)

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:48pm

    everyone stop shitting themselves

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:41pm

    LOL at all the people having nothing better to do than to sit and type these arguments for hours when they can't even see who they are writing too. I was reading the entries and saw all the responses to this one and started reading them and couldn't even finish. You have to love immature people with BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER.

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:27pm

    No matter how many times I hear it, "clown shoes" is the one cliche that I never grow tired of. That shit is always funny! PS - fuck the amish.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:22pm

    um 1:21, abortions are legal, and I don't think allowing them to get married will change the fact that members of the same sex can't reproduce on their own

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:26pm

    I fucked a cantelope once after i microwaved it for 26 seconds, not sure if it got pregnant

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:20pm

    Fuck that shit. Abort that fucker, chances are it's going to be a worthless in the way piece of shit that doesn't need to exist anyway. Why go through 9 months of pregnancy, get attached, and then give it up. Fuck that. Kill it without remorse.

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:35... LOL!! Debit, credit, whatever it takes.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:29pm

    Read what 1:21 wrote, slowly. Then read what you wrote. One of you is retarded. Here's a hint: it's you.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:00pm

    The short answer to your question is....Yes.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:58pm

    i want a wristband...

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:33pm

    Hey 1:30, Jesus called. He wants his sense of self-righteousness back. Just for you, I'm going to go out and impregnate a teenage slut tonight, and giver her a fake name. Chalk up one more dead baby, because of YOU.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:30pm

    abortion is murder! you're a horrible person and will go to hell because of this. hope you burn alive. hope one day someone kills you before you have a chance at life. go to hell sadist.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:25pm

    june 26 1:30...if that person that you are talking to on here is clearly already living...how can you hope someone kills them before having a chance of life....what you said makes no sense

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:35pm

    mix ketchup and mayo together, then dip your fries in it

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:26pm

    did u have mayo on ur sandwich

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:27pm

    i don't think any of these abortion texts are at all funny... not because of my values,or other peoples, but becase that's a private thing and it's just not funny

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:39pm

    3:37 What did YOU have for lunch today?

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:06pm

    Jesus was a man. He took shits and wiped his ass. So while he's not imaginary, it's debatable whether or not he was the son of God. I find this text ironic because Mary more than likely was knocked up, "Immaculate conception" my ass. Maybe if she had the choice she would've gotten an abortion too.

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:04pm

    why don't you just have the baby and then afterwards put him/her up for adoption and give them a chance at a good life if you really trully don't want a child?

  • 20 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:32pm

    HAHAH he said clown shoes and then asked if he should WALK someone thru it. I really like the subtle sarcastic undertones. I applaud thee sir

  • 24 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:30pm

    1:23 is a moron.............idiot

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:23am

    Does jesus like homeless babies? Just wondering.

  • 21 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:45pm

    some insurances cover abortion!! and you only have to pay your copay!!.. didnt know that until i got to the clinic!!

  • 27 49
    Submitted by kyganp on Nov 22, 10 at 11:46am

    In soviet Russia abortion put YOU on debit card!

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:30pm

    Good input 4:27#2. Dumbass.

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:01pm

    abortion = best $400 i ever fucking spent

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:40am

    Its a sin to waste time reading the crap you people write. No joke.

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:00pm

    california cheeseburger?

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:35pm

    Hell, I think you can perform an abortion WITH your debit card!

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:34pm

    Abortion is murder and is a sin. We will all have to answer to the Lord God almighty one day when we die. We will all stand in front of the judgement seat of Christ one day and answer for what we have done here on earth. Please put your trust and faith into Christ Jesus, he is the only one who can save you and bring true joy and happiness into your life! If you don't i have a feeling you'll remember this post when you stand in front of God when you die and its too late... Please don't make that mistake!

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:23pm

    1:22 is clearly retarded.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:35pm

    ? wtf does that have to do with anything you whore haha.... u know what thank you ... because of women like u i get to objectify you all

  • 22 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:13pm

    THIS IS SO HAWT..MAY I HAS THE CHILD

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:25pm

    I dip my fries in mayo, like they do in Europe. I hear they drown em in that shit.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    Most places that do abortions take cash only -- no checks, no credit cards. Just speaking from experience here.

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:33pm

    I agree with 2:17! Sign me up for that job!

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:27pm

    Just a note to all the antichoicers, I'm pretty sure all the prochoicers here are fairly well versed in why you think abortion is wrong, so you're really just making yourselves look redundant and silly. Hint: stop.

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:20am

    2:09, the Easter Bunny gives out easter eggs, not death sentences in hell

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:43pm

    329 - if not for my mothers abortion in her 20s, myself and my 3 sisters wouldn't be here. i'm glad my mother was able to make the right choice for herself and have children when she was ready

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:40pm

    Why would one want to go to heaven anyway? It's fucking boring there! All the fun people went to hell.

  • 21 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:15pm

    i bet you could put CONDOMS on your debit card! fucking idiot.

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:33pm

    NOW I WANT A SANDWICH!!!

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:21pm

    whoa whoa whoa, telling someone they are going to hell for their sins is an attack on their beliefs. you want to talk double standards, lets do it. Most non believers just want you to shut the fuck up and leave them alone. I won't push my values on you, you dont push your values on me.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:47pm

    Why are holy rollers visiting this website? Isn't this website a little too risque for them?

  • 28 56
    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 11:27pm

    Don't do it. The regret is hell.

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:11pm

    thats not even funny

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:18pm

    Why is it that non Christians can voice their opinion about there being no God, but as soon as someone with a little faith steps up and says even the smallest thing, the non believers freak out. Sounds like a double standard.

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:30pm

    like you said, people of the same sex can't reproduce on their own. which would help cut down on overpopulation. dumbass.

  • 19 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:46am

    Well hey, would you rather have your kid live a miserable unwanted life or not have to go through the burden at all? Abortions cost less than raising kids. Plain and simple.

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:32pm

    it can be charged. been there done that. hard decision, but worth it if its truely what you feel is right for you. $400, worth every penny.

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:58am

    your real concern should be what it shows up as on your bank statement hint: you can split the payment between two cards ;)

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:23pm

    I don't care if you are pro-life. Fine. But if you stand out in front of an abortion clinic and try to make these poor girls feel even worse about themselves... argh. Is there some way we can wear masks and go from clinic to clinic cunt-punching the protesters? I'll offer my services.

  • 22 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:54pm

    Honey? Honey mustard perhaps? What if they're boneless chicken wings, can I dip them in blue cheese then?

  • 20 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:37pm

    Wonderful, yet another abortion debate. I don't see what the point in arguing on this forum is - she's clearly going to have one and some anonymous person quoting Jesus isn't gonna change anything!

  • 19 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:27pm

    To be quite honest, cunt-punch is just a fun thing to type.

  • 22 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:36pm

    to 9:47 im all for pro life and i believe that if you mess up that you should be responsible and do right by the child by keeping it or putting it up for adoption..... BUT i also go out drink,have fun, get crazzzyyy, and hookup so I am by no means a bible church person, so i think we all have different morals, beliefs and maturity levels which affects thse types of decisions.

  • 24 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:25pm

    2nd 2:21, Been to hell??? Is it really a fire? Dante wrote in great depth that it was actually a river of Ice and was in Fact COLD AS HELL! In my version of hell, people like you won't stop knocking on my door at 10 am on a saturday. Shit thats real life.......FUCK!!!

  • 22 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:26pm

    4:54 blue cheese is gross, your chicken priveliges are denied. 5:08 my shot was not included with cost, so that's why I said be prepared for that extra expense, since they didn't tell me about it until my visit.

  • 21 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:31pm

    ummm how about birth control pills, condoms orr JUST KEEPING YOUR LEGS CLOSED? better yet YOU should have been aborted long ago...

  • 25 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:46pm

    I'm changing my area code so I no longer am associated with 908. Whoever texted this is an idiot.

  • 23 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:26pm

    I FUCKED MY MOMS BOYFRIEND FOR A FREE MOVIE PASS LMFAO

  • 21 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:19pm

    hahahahh abortion party

  • 23 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:34pm

    yup 1:29, your right I now see the GENIUS in what has been written. Clearly you are a brilliant mind, with an overwhelming ability to see beyond the problem to the solution.

  • 28 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:10pm

    i was totally wondering tonight if i could pay for an abortion with a credit card, since im so broke im spending my "abortion money"

  • 17 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:48pm

    I'm guessing the jesus freaks are just young kids who haven't made it out into the real world to find out how things really work yet. Still talking to their invisible friend in the sky.

  • 33 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:08am

    why does everyone on here have morals, it is a website, if you don't like what someone posts, leave.... as for the abortion, use a rusty coat hanger, then you will think twice next time