I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
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he thought i was a dude.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?