i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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the latter, definitely.
correction, this made my night.
high + this site = win
oh god...i almost wanted to gag after reading this.
Wow. I'm really ashamed. Please move away and change your phone number immediately.
Ohhhh how I love being from Oregon...
human mouths are much germier than human mouths? interesting..
they SAY that human mouths are much germier and dirtier than human mouths so maybe it isn't as gross as it appears on its face????
i bet if his lipstick rubbed your ass, you wouldn't budge either.
lmaooooooooooooooooooo thats so funny. im also really high
that's almost disgusting...
either way, you are a dumbass
im drunk too and id probably just let it sit there........
a. dog's mouths are cleanier than ours
b, this still makes me want to barf
c, i laughed anyway because it's funny
d, i can't believe people are getting upset about this, it's not like the dog drooled in their mouth
i bet you're the type that open-mouth kisses their dog..in public.
your never too drunk or tired when something like that happens. trust me