I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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Welp...herpes.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.