you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night