What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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8:37 Jerking off doesn't count. Retard.
Unless he is under 23 years old.
why are idiots still spamming that crappy "ijustwanttotellyou" website?
if you still slept with him, I feel no sympathy
i definitely read about something like this in cosmo last night...about a guy having a huge wall collection of condoms...
ah, so since condoms aren't 100% effective, people who use them aren't considered to be having safe sex anymore? its cute when high schoolers like 11:50 try to be pretentious.
10:48, hilarious. I'm holding out to be your #69.
Bitches are too sensitive. I'm a woman, and I think that's hilarious. If he was hot enough, why does it matter?
8:25 abundance of condoms...thats a different perspective....so true lmao
First off, a massive collection of condoms means simple that he's not using them, in perscribed manner. As for the 68, if you've been honest and sober enough to remeberb your first 68...your a much better man than I am
I really love how this shit gets very few calls of "slut" or "whore", but when a text mentions a girl sleeping with any guy she's described as trashy. Shit, someone on this thread even accused the GIRL of being a whore. No double standards here...
11:04 Did you just actually imply that all men can't control themselves and will sleep with anything that breaths so long as its not fat? Tool.
i would be MUCH more turned off by the list than by the condoms.The condoms just mean he is protecting himself (and his partner) but the list is just gross and let's you know what a douche this guy is. blech!
but you could've been the girl to make him 'change his ways' once you signed... ha right
Was it on the wall or hidden? Cause if it was on the wall i have zero sympathy.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm too high to be reading that right now
I think you should be happy about the abundance of condoms. Atleast he's bein safe.. aaahaa.
shut the fuck up, 9:05. i really fail to see how the girl gets called a whore when it is the guy who is disgusting
haha yeah at least he's safe
did you sign it? haha
i miss the old tfln. straight up
Okay why so many bad nights for this? This was clearly a great night and a step forward to 69!
I wonder what wouldve happened if u were number 69.....hmmm..
Aww...that's a cute start little boy. Send another text after the "lucky" 100th customer.
i think you have a lot to be happy about. first, he uses a condom and second, the other 67 were guys.
the fact that he asked you to sign your name.
it's unfortunate that he didn't ask you ahead of time, so you could storm out.
he sounds like a douche.
so did you sign your name?
FAIL. missed it by oneee
thats so epic. my friend has clear plastic cards on his wall with girls names on them for all of the v-cards he's taken :]
i'm so proud.
damn 68? wonder if its different girls or multi of the same..? if its the same then only 68? what a loser....
Who uses condoms anyways? I know when to pull out and the few that sneak out before i peak arnt enough to get to the egg
haha 8:10 i was gonna say that.
Definitely writing your name next to 68. If only you were the next person!
Fuck Michael Jackson, THIS guy is an American legend.
yo dis niggas a pimp
I fail to see how the girl is a whore in this.
this text made my night, thank you.
im fairly certain im number 37 on that list.
Doesn't every guy have a girl sign a waiver with the numbers on it? thats not a bad thing.. good job man. in the small print it says he won't pay for anything if a child is born.. and yes she did sleep with him because he wouldn't have had her sign it if he didn't..
I didn't mean to be rude when I asked you to sign it.
You could have just said no...I would have wrote it in after.
I had a mad collection of condoms once. Then I went through them, in a short period of time. Time to restock
all that matters is whether or not that the guy was madd tall and proportionate
To everyone in the "why don't guys get called sluts but girls do" debate: It is NOT a double standard because it is much easier for girls to get laid. If a girl wants to get to #68, she just needs to have a vagina. For a guy to get to #68, he needs to at least have some modicum of game. So stfu.
everyone should listen to jim jefferies. the slut and stud double standard is clearly explained. its really hard to be a stud and fucking easy to be a slut. to be a stud you have to be charming and witty and well dressed, have a job and all that crap. to be a slut, you just have to be... there
Soooo many things wrong with this.
You should've signed someone else's name, someone really nasty.
12:02 you are a dumbass cause all it takes is a little drop. you probably have some kids out there that you dont know about cause the girls were too ashamed to admit that it was an idiot like you that got them pregnant.
how did you end up fucking a guy who is enough of a tool to have a list on his wall?
Why would you have sex with a guy who has a list posted on the wall? How much of a whore are you? Some kind of daddy issues there I think.
^^She didn't actually say she had sex with him.
...... I'm pretty sure I was number forty on that list.
reminds me of a frat brother in college 20 years ago.... SERIAL one nighter vulture... tried to take a poloroid of each girl afterword...had a scrap book of naked girls with surprised looks on their faces
damn my guy friends are whores....
they're numbers are between 170 and 300.
i wish i was kidding.
At least he's a safe little manslut ...
8:22, the poster said there was a huge collection of condoms...
lol, who knows how ugly you are, but any guy that has something like that is only fortunate enough to get a girl to sleep in his bed...
this guy sounds like a champ
8:28, Just as we know condoms are 100% at stopping births, they are 100% at stopping std's, especially when she sucked his dick. There I go again being facetious.
did you get him before or after the clap?
you should probably get tested.. but then again he is safe.
even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while
Ah the good ol 209. Couldn't be more proud.
condoms are 100% effective if you dont expose them to things like putting them in your wallet or leaving them in your hot car. justttt so everyone knows
herpes herpes herpes.
condom aint gonna stop no HERPES. damn.
Well either you're a giant whore, or he's just the worlds biggest douch. Either way, one of you need to go to the 'ijustwanttotellyou' website...your semi-anonymous venting pleasure.
run, run as fast as you can! can never be too drunk for that crap!!
A guy I am friends with is like at 170. But it's been a week and a half since I've seen him so it's probably 180 or more now. Yuck.
I'm on number 125. But I've never had the girl sign it. That's just dumb.
67 is not really a lot of women. Unless is under 23.
ok anyone claiming that a large collection of condoms means he's not using them is fucking retarded. what do you expect him to do? collect the ones that he DID use? fucking sherlock, i swear. would it be within the realm of possibility that he has a lot of condoms because he uses a lot and doesn't want to run to the store every 3rd day?
And yet you still had sex with him....stupid whore
Ha Ha omg it would be HILARIOUS if she were #69! Because that's an oral sex position! I'm glad you were so quick to catch that joke.
sounds like you are now part of an elite group. Did he let you choose your color/flavor? If so, he must be a great guy.
i'd hold out to be #69.
Or that a guy named leroy signed no. 67.