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  • 11:51 is, for lack of a better word, dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:52pm
  • no not caleb dumbass michael and tyler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:02am
  • WTF 12:55 should I go into detail about what is wrong with your cooter?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:10am
  • Remember kids, two erectile dysfunctions don't make a boner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:34pm
  • My dick: Large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:50pm
  • My dick rumble in da jungle yo dick got touched by ya uncle

    Submitted by Pooge on Apr 28, 10 at 12:51am
  • Read what i wrote at 4:10 you fucking bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:27am
  • Or a massive speed binge, nothing like meth to make your dick shrink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:52am
  • i'm a middle schooler and hung like a horse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Way to go Joplin, MO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:21am
  • 2:13 you have a tiny penis. 1:17 is likely right, but the wording so awkward that it can lead to many interpretations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Im fairly certain 1:17 has the right idea, someone was talking about their kid being a dick, not their OWN dick, maybe we should all go back to middle school so we can properly understand the basic mechanics of the english language.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:50pm
  • I suggest you give it back to him before he needs it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:34am
  • josh brown??? is it you, babydick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Your dick, is like Macaulay Culkin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:44pm
  • I think 1:17 is right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:17pm
  • question is, was the texter talking about his own or should we call chris hansen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:27am
  • this text was from brandon cline

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:59pm
  • 11:51...stop sniffing paint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:31pm
  • He was probably a middle schooler at one point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:41pm
  • hahaha 4:10 I hope she sees this tomorrow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:40am
  • You should let go

    Submitted by <^_^< on Mar 3, 10 at 12:46am
  • ewww how do you even know what a middle schoolers dick is supposed to look like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51am
  • Maybe they were saying that one of their middle school students was just a huge jerk... If they were talking about their own dick wouldn't they have said "I have the dick of..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:17pm
  • That fucking sucks you lil dick ma fucka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:17pm
  • 452 so true.. sad.. but so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:07pm
  • damnir someone beat me to the song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:36pm
  • No it wasn't Brandon, and my friend text me this and I submitted it and we were high and we were talking about dick sizes and he said oh god I have the dick of a middle schooler after hearing my size in middle school, hope that clears things up and it's Springfield mo dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:54pm
  • I like guys with a baby face !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:40pm
  • .... or finds it missing, 11:34

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Hey, we've all been there. Most of us grew out of it though, ya little freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:47am
  • someone should call To Catch a Predator and get chris hansen on this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:03pm
  • JOSH BROWN!! BABY DICK!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:45pm
  • I agree with 4:11... this guy's talking about constant random and inconvenient erections at possibly inappropriate times. Like when the teacher asks you to do a math problem on the board, and you refuse; not because you don't know the answer, but because you were just staring at the hot girl in your class' ass, and have a raging hard on. True story...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:31pm