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  • 76 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:52pm

    11:51 is, for lack of a better word, dumb

  • 75 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:50pm

    My dick: Large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:34pm

    Remember kids, two erectile dysfunctions don't make a boner.

  • 53 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:10am

    WTF 12:55 should I go into detail about what is wrong with your cooter?????

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:34am

    I suggest you give it back to him before he needs it.

  • 54 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:52am

    Or a massive speed binge, nothing like meth to make your dick shrink

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:21am

    Way to go Joplin, MO

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:27am

    Read what i wrote at 4:10 you fucking bitch

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:50pm

    Im fairly certain 1:17 has the right idea, someone was talking about their kid being a dick, not their OWN dick, maybe we should all go back to middle school so we can properly understand the basic mechanics of the english language.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:04pm

    2:13 you have a tiny penis. 1:17 is likely right, but the wording so awkward that it can lead to many interpretations

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:55pm

    josh brown??? is it you, babydick?

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:59pm

    this text was from brandon cline

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:27am

    question is, was the texter talking about his own or should we call chris hansen?

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:02am

    no not caleb dumbass michael and tyler

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Pooge on Apr 28, 10 at 12:51am

    My dick rumble in da jungle yo dick got touched by ya uncle

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:41pm

    He was probably a middle schooler at one point.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:40am

    hahaha 4:10 I hope she sees this tomorrow

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:47am

    Hey, we've all been there. Most of us grew out of it though, ya little freak

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:17pm

    Maybe they were saying that one of their middle school students was just a huge jerk... If they were talking about their own dick wouldn't they have said "I have the dick of..."

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:17pm

    That fucking sucks you lil dick ma fucka

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:17pm

    I think 1:17 is right

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:50pm

    .... or finds it missing, 11:34

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:36pm

    damnir someone beat me to the song

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51am

    ewww how do you even know what a middle schoolers dick is supposed to look like

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:44pm

    Your dick, is like Macaulay Culkin.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:13pm

    i'm a middle schooler and hung like a horse

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:54pm

    No it wasn't Brandon, and my friend text me this and I submitted it and we were high and we were talking about dick sizes and he said oh god I have the dick of a middle schooler after hearing my size in middle school, hope that clears things up and it's Springfield mo dumbass

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:07pm

    452 so true.. sad.. but so true

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:40pm

    I like guys with a baby face !!!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:31pm

    I agree with 4:11... this guy's talking about constant random and inconvenient erections at possibly inappropriate times. Like when the teacher asks you to do a math problem on the board, and you refuse; not because you don't know the answer, but because you were just staring at the hot girl in your class' ass, and have a raging hard on. True story...

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:45pm

    JOSH BROWN!! BABY DICK!!!!!!

  • 32 45
    Submitted by <^_^< on Mar 3, 10 at 12:46am

    You should let go

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:31pm

    11:51...stop sniffing paint.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:03pm

    someone should call To Catch a Predator and get chris hansen on this