oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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11:51 is, for lack of a better word, dumb
no not caleb dumbass michael and tyler
WTF 12:55 should I go into detail about what is wrong with your cooter?????
Remember kids, two erectile dysfunctions don't make a boner.
My dick: Large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
I suggest you give it back to him before he needs it.
i'm a middle schooler and hung like a horse
Read what i wrote at 4:10 you fucking bitch
Or a massive speed binge, nothing like meth to make your dick shrink
Way to go Joplin, MO
josh brown??? is it you, babydick?
My dick rumble in da jungle yo dick got touched by ya uncle
Im fairly certain 1:17 has the right idea, someone was talking about their kid being a dick, not their OWN dick, maybe we should all go back to middle school so we can properly understand the basic mechanics of the english language.
2:13 you have a tiny penis.
1:17 is likely right, but the wording so awkward that it can lead to many interpretations
Your dick, is like Macaulay Culkin.
I think 1:17 is right
this text was from brandon cline
question is, was the texter talking about his own or should we call chris hansen?
11:51...stop sniffing paint.
He was probably a middle schooler at one point.
hahaha 4:10 I hope she sees this tomorrow
You should let go
That fucking sucks you lil dick ma fucka
Maybe they were saying that one of their middle school students was just a huge jerk...
If they were talking about their own dick wouldn't they have said "I have the dick of..."
ewww how do you even know what a middle schoolers dick is supposed to look like
.... or finds it missing, 11:34
452 so true.. sad.. but so true
damnir someone beat me to the song
I like guys with a baby face !!!
Hey, we've all been there.
Most of us grew out of it though, ya little freak
No it wasn't Brandon, and my friend text me this and I submitted it and we were high and we were talking about dick sizes and he said oh god I have the dick of a middle schooler after hearing my size in middle school, hope that clears things up and it's Springfield mo dumbass
someone should call To Catch a Predator and get chris hansen on this
I agree with 4:11... this guy's talking about constant random and inconvenient erections at possibly inappropriate times. Like when the teacher asks you to do a math problem on the board, and you refuse; not because you don't know the answer, but because you were just staring at the hot girl in your class' ass, and have a raging hard on. True story...
JOSH BROWN!! BABY DICK!!!!!!