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  • 91 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:13pm

    I like nibblin on big juicy pussy lips!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:32am

    It hurts like fuckin' hell, I got cut when I was born..........I couldn't walk for 10 months.

  • 85 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:30am

    yo. american fuckers. get over the foreskin issue and let the realization grip you that sex is better with, penis safer with, and medical issues non-existent. circumcision is outdated by a couple centuries and penises are not pretty either way.

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:36am

    religion i can respect, more or less. most of the americans i speak to don't do it for those reasons, though, and cite foreskin being disgusting and mostly non-existent medical issues as reasons that it should be circumsized. it's just unnecessary mutilation.

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    foreskin is amazing. people who circumcise because it's "disgusting" are wilfully mutilating perfectly fine penises. it only reduces STD transmission appreciably in third world countries and people who don't clean themselves. i'll take uncut every day :)

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:13am

    it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!!

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:29pm

    4:54 probably has one of those skank-ass schmegma dicks..

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:42pm

    4:17...ever heard of a shower? Maybe the one you "smelled" was attached to a lazy scummy douchebag. Anyway, FAKE TEXT IS FAKE just to start another whole circumsized vs. uncircumsized debate. Some people like it, some people don't. Just like shaved pussy or bush pussy.

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:12pm

    why the f*ck did you taste your cousins dick?

  • 79 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:26am

    It must be cut. It looks prettier that way.

  • 77 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:11am

    by bf is uncut, and honestly its the cleanest dick i have ever been with. so there is nothing "unhygienic" about it.

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:44pm

    I'm uncut and now I'm confused whether or not it's a deciding factor to a lot of ladies. Or is it just preference?

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:24pm

    I have been with both cut and uncut men and in my opinion uncircumcised definitely feels the best. If they clean themselves properly there should be absolutely no smell! I will admit that the first man I was ever with (and we were together for almost 3 years) was cut so when I moved on to my next serious bf and he was uncut it did take some getting used to but it was worth it. Either way a dick is a dick, it doesn't matter ultimately, just work what you got

  • 63 70
    Submitted by cannabislecter on May 5, 10 at 4:43pm

    No! Foreskin is incidental...

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    2:09 - It is done at birth to make the problem non-existance, because of the fact that a babies penis is much smaller, not able to get a hard-on, they can't play with it, and because they will drift off to a painful sleep. I am circumsized, and I am not a wee bit religious at all.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:09am

    Ugh. People are so defensive! Some people are cut, some aren't.....It's not like us cut guys had a say in the matter, so don't try and look down on us as inferior! Like many have said, it's all about the guy and how he works it, not whether he's cut or uncut. Jesus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:54pm

    Circumcising your kid, for religious reasons or not, IS like clipping a dogs ears and tail. Completely unnecessary and it inflicts pain on someone who had no say in the matter... Poor doggies, poor circumcised baby boys...their parents should be ashamed...Barbarians.

  • 74 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:11pm

    2:53 and 2:57 (1) get two thumbs up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:13 cutting a womans lips off would be MUCH more painful and ACTUAL mutilation, cutting off the foreskin is just a cosmetic procedure. guys who think they have been "mutilated" by being circumcised obviously have never had to experience any real pain.

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:59pm

    Gross, I'd never go down on a man who isn't circumsized. It looks... well it looks ugly.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:19pm

    how old are you, exactly 6:11? you say "when i was young and naive like you girls" so i'm curious to know. this should be good.

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:39pm

    @209 thanks for the sex tips. I don't think anyone here thought that if you have a small dick to use a dildo on the girl. And in all seriousness, I'm sorry that your stitches ripped on your dick that sounds HEINOUS!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 30, 10 at 11:32am

    Well they really pushed in the 50s becsuse they thought it would be a masterbation deterrant

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:36pm

    1:07, "lol. call me ignorant all you want." being ignorant isn't funny. guys (admit it or not) are self concious, too. it's not the guys choice on if he's cut or uncut, it's the parents. so, STOP BEING IGNORANT. thanks mucho (;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:08pm

    its really selfish to call circumcision "mutilation." girls getting their lips and clit cut off is mutilation. a cosmetic procedure that does not hurt the guy or destroy his sex life is NOT mutilation. go see an African girl with all her labia, clit and everything else outside the vagina removed, and THEN whine about male circumcision being "mutilation."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:09am

    Did anybody see at 5:38 Like what? Lmao On the topic of uncut vs cut I'm going to say it's all the same just don't be pussies about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:48pm

    A couple pros of uncut: - You lose several square inches of sexually-sensitive skin when cut -- men who are intact usually get 40% more sexual pleasure. - No dried-out, potentially scarred penis. - Less friction for girls. Also, naive people who are grossed out by the thought of uncut probably think it's perpetually cloaked in skin and looks like an anteater. It looks exactly the same if you keep the skin pulled back, and performs better.

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:34pm

    I like that my boyfriend is uncut. Every other guy I've dated has been cut, and I like the foreskin. It has charm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:53am

    clarice....? why is it that uncircumcised guys feel the need to belittle cut guys whenever they can? oh and my ex boyfriend is brazilian, born and raised in brazil, and he is circumcised. its not just a "crazy american thing."

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:10pm

    inb4 bad spelling and grammar.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by 105 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:45pm

    haha all these "girls" posting about their amazing "bf's" uncut dicks are sad and lonely boys who wish they were cut. i love my parents and my cut genitelia

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:05pm

    LOL, the "religious" purpose for circumcision is because it DESENSITIZES the penis and MAKES SEX LESS PLEASURABLE. Have fun feeling holy...

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:11pm

    1:07 have you been with an uncut man?

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:43pm

    I've been with both. My boyfriend of 3 years actually had a botched circumcision as a baby, and has a lot of sensitization issues. However, when we were discussing whether or not to circumcise our unborn son, he argued vehemently TO get the circumcision. *shrug* Apparently men have their own preferences about circumcision in general too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:01pm

    You people are retarded and ignorant. Cirumcision is not nessecary medically or hygenically. The people who think it's gross are narrow minded/inexperienced/ignorant. At the turn of the twenieth century doctors believed it was nessecary to prevent STD's and to keep hygenic. That is utter bullshit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:11pm

    oh my god, you guys are all idiots. first of all any girls who haven't been with an uncircumcised guy because it's "gross" are missing out. seriously. when i was young and naive like you girls i thought the same thing. now i'd take an uncut cock over a cut one any day. also if anyone's dick smells, cut or uncut, then they're dirty and don't bathe so why the fuck are you sleeping with them?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:17pm

    come on - it's just like chewing gum

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:34pm

    well i don't sleep around with random people like many on here do, so i spend more time with my men that just a one-night stand. and i would never get with that. not to mention the things that could be growing under there. i'm not trying to knock anyone who likes it, i'm just defending my position since 1:11 wanted to criticize me about it.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:12pm

    1:09= uncut and wishes he was.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:26pm

    well it looks the same as a cut one when erect.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:58pm

    I love the "Why do uncut guys always belittle cut guys". Uh...because they face way more mockery in argument like this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    All I can say to you cut dudes is: Have fun without your pleasure-inducing nerve endings. P.S. if you're uncut and have the smeggy, you're a dirty mofo. It's not difficult to wash down there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:57pm

    i think uncut guys just get a bad rep, but if you clean yourself properly there shouldn't be any problems.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:00pm

    my cousin is uncut and his dick tasted icky. my bf doesnt wash too much either but his dick tasted alright cus hes circumsized.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:16pm

    All you poor, unfortunate 'cut' guys. I really do feel bad for you all. You'll never experience sex as pleasurable as a guy who parents didn't decide to clip him, like he was a puppies ears and tail. There really is no diff...

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:08pm

    11:48 i just barfed in my mouth with that visual.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:55pm

    12.23, or cuttin off the hole bellend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:19am

    scrape that sticky cheese out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:34pm

    DUDE. no one cares if ur cut or uncut get over it and stop talking about this. dont call us "american fuckers" and there was no "foreskin issue" until you made it one. a dick is a dick. whatever.

  • 66 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:02pm

    @2:39 just trying to spread the good word. =)

  • 39 46
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 6, 11 at 8:31am

    I like how everyone chimming in with "foreskin is awesome" are posting as Anonymous

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:42am

    Uncut dicks are Nasty!!! They are ugly and taste gross!!

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:38pm

    lol, was cracking up! couldn't get the image of a penis wearing a christmas-themed sweater out of my head!! hahaha!

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:03pm

    2:39- what the fuck are you talking about???

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:05pm

    natures cashmere sweater

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:57pm

    uncut if fucking nasty. scrape that cheese outa there jungle dick!

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:27pm

    holy shit. this is awesome. so many people arguing over text. but i just have to ask...guys. why do you sound so matter of fact about guys that are uncut? how many dicks have YOU examined lately?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:00pm

    11:48 (1), get your ass over here and clean up my breakfast that just came up. it's your fault, nasty.

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:49am

    its not mutilation if there is no real damage done. but why do you care so much about a procedure on a dick? its not your dick. you shouldn't care. 540-staffhood all the way

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    3:16, i can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic. i'm hoping not serious. because i will die laughing.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by sircaley on Apr 11, 10 at 1:30am

    keep it classy, Roanoke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:46pm

    Foreskin is sexy... Cut is disfigured.

  • 62 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:13pm

    sex is better with uncut, my man isnt cut and now we r married. all the guys i had sex with before him were cut n i couldnt cum....

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:43pm

    haha ive never heard a penis as being descried as "pretty"

  • 62 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:36pm

    1:13; what are you talking about?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:58pm

    I bet 6:38 PM is mad because he has an STD

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:53pm

    eeeeewwww, uncut carries SHMEGMA,

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:04pm

    it's called hygiene...there are no disadvantages if the man actually keeps it clean. the only ridiculous aspect of all of this is that some people DO have deep seated preferences about this and for the most part, it's a decision made in infancy, when clearly no parent is thinking about the women (or men) their kid is going to someday fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:06pm

    11:30 your knowledge of proper hygiene is a fail. Being circumcised can protect you from STDs and it helps keep you cleaner down there. There was even a men's health article about it if I recall. either way who gives a shit it's not like its your dick

  • 38 54
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Jun 8, 11 at 10:05pm

    I laughed irl at this hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:36am

    @1133, it's ok 1130 is just jealous. Really, it's not cut or uncut that matters, it's totally the size.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:26pm

    12:09, your preference for foreskin is all your opinion, but your argument is so ill-informed. it's just unbelievable. the mutilation part is what really gets me. see 12:08 (1) for what really qualifies as mutilation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:01pm

    mmmmmm.... foreskin

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:21pm

    Lol @ 12:32

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:54pm

    LC is that you!? HAH

  • 32 46
    Submitted by moonrunner1972 on Aug 6, 12 at 9:46am

    Ok girls which do you prefer?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:42pm

    3:36 is morbidly obese :)

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:52pm

    yo.....non-american fucker 11:30 a.m.............check out phimosis....no medical conditions my ass. this condition can lead to, for lack of better term, dick death!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:38pm

    Aw, 6:33's wittle feewings are hurt. Just because someone doesn't want your uncut penis doesn't mean they have STDs. Way to make yourself look like the bigger person while calling others shallow.......not........

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:09pm

    I've always felt bad for little boys that are forced to get cut for religious reasons. You God doesn't like your penis, so you have to alter it. Sad really, because the baby boys have no say...

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:48am

    it looks prettier circumcised in my opinion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:19pm

    I love uncut. Sucking uncut cock is my fav thing to do. I think of it as giftwrap. I love too unwrap the cock and swallow it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:07pm

    yeah, they face mockery because uncut is gross. lol. call me ignorant all you want. it's just an opinion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:23pm

    12:18 lol... and what if it were something different like jammin a rod in ur pee-hole??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:18pm

    uncut or cut they all look the same when erect, the only difference is when flaccid and how many girls admire a limp penis anyways.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:48am

    My boyfriend is uncut and i think its great. I love to nibble on his foreskin when going down on him, it drives him wild. Uncut rocks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    Thank you Banana & Bubba for sparking such intense conversation on TFLN!

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:18pm

    i just wonder about the first circumcision. Hey man im gona cut the tip of my dick off, um for my religion u know. My god asked me 2 do it. im sure he did.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Apr 29, 12 at 10:39pm

    How dare you not capitalize his name? It is Hannibal Lecter, and you ought to show a little appreciation to a awesomely devilish character.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:34pm

    so do you for even reading it and bothering to jump in, 3:28.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:08pm

    Can't we put a stop to this cut vs. uncut debate... cocks are cocks, pussys are pussys, asses are asses, and tits are tits. Everyones got their own fetish and niche... if this girl likes her bf's foreskin, good for her. If a girl likes munchin on foreskin... let her. I bet some boys like their gf's feet and some like lickin asshole. Whatever, get over it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:09pm

    2:09, circumcision carried out at birth generally does not result in such problems. it is known that it's more painful and troublesome if it is not done until adulthood. it's not exactly like you let the cat out of the bag.

  • 54 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:42pm

    thats so fucking annoying. stfu

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:11pm

    a sweater of cheese.

  • 52 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:33pm

    I'm uncut, and even I think this is funny. But I do have to say that having an uncut penis is like having an automatic shallow girl filter. Probably saved me from a couple STDs.

  • 53 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:26pm

    thanks 3:23, this is 3:09 and that's what i was trying to get across to 2:09.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:55pm

    you're all fucks and none of you know anything . I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:57pm

    stop hating on uncut guys. it is NOT at all disgusting. any dick can be disgusting if you don't practice good hygiene. damn. and 3:35... you are not a fluke my uncut guy always lasts that amount of time too ;] it's great. if i ever have a boy i'm not doing that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:38pm

    I circumsized a goat once.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:11pm

    4:00 - why were you tasting your cousin's dick?!?!?!?!?! um, hello, INCEST!!! And hoorah for Virginia & they're dick-related text!

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:41pm

    1:37, i DON'T care if you call me naive. honestly, i feel sorry for you if you have had a lot of experience with uncut guys. you're not gonna convince me that it's not nasty, so take your crusade elsewhere.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:13pm

    what about women that have huge pussy lips?? its the same principle.

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:17pm

    1:07 no, 1:11, i haven't. like i said, if you're gonna call me ignorant for that, go ahead. but it's my opinion. just because i haven't been with one doesn't mean i don't know what it looks like, and the thought of it is entirely unappealing to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:34pm

    I get that people do it for religious reasons, but I don't think those reasons are very good either. The whole reason it got started in Judaism was to prevent men and boys from masturbating, something very few people (even religious figures) condemn today. Tradition shouldn't be a shield that allows people to violate others' rights. If my parents said they were going to get me circumcised today as an adult, I would tell them to fuck off! Just my 2 cents.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:17pm

    have you ever smelled an uncirky? rotting. skunk. straight. up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:57am

    HAHAHAHA. Oh, good lord I love this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:08pm

    I love the foreskin argument. It's the one place where men can feel the level of insanity that is someone making issue over THEIR body and what is done with it the way men make issue over pubic hair on girls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:53pm

    Nothing wrong with a bun around the hot dog. A cock is a cock and how it smells/tastes is directly related to the person you're sleeping with and their hygiene habits.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:57am

    11:30 fails so damn HARD. foreskin increases the chances of STD transmission, and you have the issue of hygiene with guys who don't know how to clean it. that being said, funny-ass text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:35pm

    3:28 - Trolling for attention is even worse. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:44pm

    umm .... i feel so lame for asking but how can you tell if someone is circumsized and other than religious reasons what is the point in circumcision? and i know a lot of people are going to say im immature and must be twelve or something, im not. im and 18 year old female and am not very knowledged on the male body

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:33am

    Sorry 11:30 maybe you should also consider that some of us are circumcised for religious reasons

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:28pm

    Arguing on the interweb is fail. You all lose at life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:37pm

    "growing under there".... you really are naive. and it looks like you're the one doing all the criticizing...