i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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haha all these "girls" posting about their amazing "bf's" uncut dicks are sad and lonely boys who wish they were cut. i love my parents and my cut genitelia
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!!
No! Foreskin is incidental...
2:53 and 2:57 (1) get two thumbs up
Did anybody see at 5:38
On the topic of uncut vs cut I'm going to say it's all the same just don't be pussies about it
I like nibblin on big juicy pussy lips!
Well they really pushed in the 50s becsuse they thought it would be a masterbation deterrant
so do you for even reading it and bothering to jump in, 3:28.
yo. american fuckers. get over the foreskin issue and let the realization grip you that sex is better with, penis safer with, and medical issues non-existent. circumcision is outdated by a couple centuries and penises are not pretty either way.
You people are retarded and ignorant. Cirumcision is not nessecary medically or hygenically. The people who think it's gross are narrow minded/inexperienced/ignorant.
At the turn of the twenieth century doctors believed it was nessecary to prevent STD's and to keep hygenic. That is utter bullshit.
It hurts like fuckin' hell, I got cut when I was born..........I couldn't walk for 10 months.
yeah, they face mockery because uncut is gross. lol. call me ignorant all you want. it's just an opinion.
Ok girls which do you prefer?
I bet 6:38 PM is mad because he has an STD
by bf is uncut, and honestly its the cleanest dick i have ever been with.
so there is nothing "unhygienic" about it.
@2:39 just trying to spread the good word. =)
eeeeewwww, uncut carries SHMEGMA,
lol, was cracking up! couldn't get the image of a penis wearing a christmas-themed sweater out of my head!!
have you ever smelled an uncirky?
I have been with both cut and uncut men and in my opinion uncircumcised definitely feels the best. If they clean themselves properly there should be absolutely no smell! I will admit that the first man I was ever with (and we were together for almost 3 years) was cut so when I moved on to my next serious bf and he was uncut it did take some getting used to but it was worth it. Either way a dick is a dick, it doesn't matter ultimately, just work what you got
How dare you not capitalize his name? It is Hannibal Lecter, and you ought to show a little appreciation to a awesomely devilish character.
I love the "Why do uncut guys always belittle cut guys". Uh...because they face way more mockery in argument like this?
lol... and what if it were something different like jammin a rod in ur pee-hole??
1:09= uncut and wishes he was.
my cousin is uncut and his dick tasted icky. my bf doesnt wash too much either but his dick tasted alright cus hes circumsized.
It must be cut. It looks prettier that way.
2:09 - It is done at birth to make the problem non-existance, because of the fact that a babies penis is much smaller, not able to get a hard-on, they can't play with it, and because they will drift off to a painful sleep.
I am circumsized, and I am not a wee bit religious at all.
foreskin is amazing. people who circumcise because it's "disgusting" are wilfully mutilating perfectly fine penises. it only reduces STD transmission appreciably in third world countries and people who don't clean themselves. i'll take uncut every day :)
scrape that sticky cheese out!
why the f*ck did you taste your cousins dick?
My boyfriend is uncut and i think its great. I love to nibble on his foreskin when going down on him, it drives him wild. Uncut rocks!
you're all fucks and none of you know anything . I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.
i think uncut guys just get a bad rep, but if you clean yourself properly there shouldn't be any problems.
1:13; what are you talking about?
A couple pros of uncut:
- You lose several square inches of sexually-sensitive skin when cut -- men who are intact usually get 40% more sexual pleasure.
- No dried-out, potentially scarred penis.
- Less friction for girls.
Also, naive people who are grossed out by the thought of uncut probably think it's perpetually cloaked in skin and looks like an anteater. It looks exactly the same if you keep the skin pulled back, and performs better.
sex is better with uncut, my man isnt cut and now we r married. all the guys i had sex with before him were cut n i couldnt cum....
4:17...ever heard of a shower? Maybe the one you "smelled" was attached to a lazy scummy douchebag.
Anyway, FAKE TEXT IS FAKE just to start another whole circumsized vs. uncircumsized debate. Some people like it, some people don't. Just like shaved pussy or bush pussy.
what about women that have huge pussy lips?? its the same principle.
I'm uncut and now I'm confused whether or not it's a deciding factor to a lot of ladies. Or is it just preference?
it's called hygiene...there are no disadvantages if the man actually keeps it clean. the only ridiculous aspect of all of this is that some people DO have deep seated preferences about this and for the most part, it's a decision made in infancy, when clearly no parent is thinking about the women (or men) their kid is going to someday fuck.
why is it that uncircumcised guys feel the need to belittle cut guys whenever they can? oh and my ex boyfriend is brazilian, born and raised in brazil, and he is circumcised. its not just a "crazy american thing."
I laughed irl at this hahaha.
keep it classy, Roanoke
LC is that you!? HAH
1:37, i DON'T care if you call me naive. honestly, i feel sorry for you if you have had a lot of experience with uncut guys. you're not gonna convince me that it's not nasty, so take your crusade elsewhere.
religion i can respect, more or less. most of the americans i speak to don't do it for those reasons, though, and cite foreskin being disgusting and mostly non-existent medical issues as reasons that it should be circumsized. it's just unnecessary mutilation.
well it looks the same as a cut one when erect.
I've always felt bad for little boys that are forced to get cut for religious reasons.
You God doesn't like your penis, so you have to alter it.
Sad really, because the baby boys have no say...
I like that my boyfriend is uncut. Every other guy I've dated has been cut, and I like the foreskin. It has charm.
Thank you Banana & Bubba for sparking such intense conversation on TFLN!
I love the foreskin argument. It's the one place where men can feel the level of insanity that is someone making issue over THEIR body and what is done with it the way men make issue over pubic hair on girls.
holy shit. this is awesome. so many people arguing over text. but i just have to ask...guys. why do you sound so matter of fact about guys that are uncut? how many dicks have YOU examined lately?
well i don't sleep around with random people like many on here do, so i spend more time with my men that just a one-night stand. and i would never get with that. not to mention the things that could be growing under there.
i'm not trying to knock anyone who likes it, i'm just defending my position since 1:11 wanted to criticize me about it.
how old are you, exactly 6:11? you say "when i was young and naive like you girls" so i'm curious to know. this should be good.
inb4 bad spelling and grammar.
Uncut dicks are Nasty!!! They are ugly and taste gross!!
Ugh. People are so defensive! Some people are cut, some aren't.....It's not like us cut guys had a say in the matter, so don't try and look down on us as inferior! Like many have said, it's all about the guy and how he works it, not whether he's cut or uncut. Jesus.
Nothing wrong with a bun around the hot dog. A cock is a cock and how it smells/tastes is directly related to the person you're sleeping with and their hygiene habits.
it looks prettier circumcised in my opinion
Lol @ 12:32
its really selfish to call circumcision "mutilation." girls getting their lips and clit cut off is mutilation. a cosmetic procedure that does not hurt the guy or destroy his sex life is NOT mutilation. go see an African girl with all her labia, clit and everything else outside the vagina removed, and THEN whine about male circumcision being "mutilation."
come on - it's just like chewing gum
12:09, your preference for foreskin is all your opinion, but your argument is so ill-informed. it's just unbelievable. the mutilation part is what really gets me. see 12:08 (1) for what really qualifies as mutilation.
@1133, it's ok 1130 is just jealous. Really, it's not cut or uncut that matters, it's totally the size.
Gross, I'd never go down on a man who isn't circumsized. It looks... well it looks ugly.
3:36 is morbidly obese :)
11:30 fails so damn HARD. foreskin increases the chances of STD transmission, and you have the issue of hygiene with guys who don't know how to clean it.
that being said, funny-ass text!
I like how everyone chimming in with "foreskin is awesome" are posting as Anonymous
1:07 no, 1:11, i haven't. like i said, if you're gonna call me ignorant for that, go ahead. but it's my opinion. just because i haven't been with one doesn't mean i don't know what it looks like, and the thought of it is entirely unappealing to me.
have you been with an uncut man?
uncut if fucking nasty.
scrape that cheese outa there jungle dick!
1:07, "lol. call me ignorant all you want."
being ignorant isn't funny. guys (admit it or not) are self concious, too. it's not the guys choice on if he's cut or uncut, it's the parents. so, STOP BEING IGNORANT.
thanks mucho (;
I circumsized a goat once.
@209 thanks for the sex tips. I don't think anyone here thought that if you have a small dick to use a dildo on the girl. And in all seriousness, I'm sorry that your stitches ripped on your dick that sounds HEINOUS!
I'm uncut, and even I think this is funny.
But I do have to say that having an uncut penis is like having an automatic shallow girl filter. Probably saved me from a couple STDs.
2:09, circumcision carried out at birth generally does not result in such problems. it is known that it's more painful and troublesome if it is not done until adulthood. it's not exactly like you let the cat out of the bag.
i just wonder about the first circumcision. Hey man im gona cut the tip of my dick off, um for my religion u know. My god asked me 2 do it. im sure he did.
2:39- what the fuck are you talking about???
thats so fucking annoying. stfu
All you poor, unfortunate 'cut' guys.
I really do feel bad for you all.
You'll never experience sex as pleasurable as a guy who parents didn't decide to clip him, like he was a puppies ears and tail.
There really is no diff...
its not mutilation if there is no real damage done. but why do you care so much about a procedure on a dick? its not your dick. you shouldn't care.
540-staffhood all the way
4:00 - why were you tasting your cousin's dick?!?!?!?!?! um, hello, INCEST!!!
And hoorah for Virginia & they're dick-related text!
i just barfed in my mouth with that visual.
LOL, the "religious" purpose for circumcision is because it DESENSITIZES the penis and MAKES SEX LESS PLEASURABLE. Have fun feeling holy...
HAHAHAHA. Oh, good lord I love this.
yo.....non-american fucker 11:30 a.m.............check out phimosis....no medical conditions my ass. this condition can lead to, for lack of better term, dick death!
natures cashmere sweater
Sorry 11:30 maybe you should also consider that some of us are circumcised for religious reasons
Aw, 6:33's wittle feewings are hurt. Just because someone doesn't want your uncut penis doesn't mean they have STDs. Way to make yourself look like the bigger person while calling others shallow.......not........
Circumcising your kid, for religious reasons or not, IS like clipping a dogs ears and tail.
Completely unnecessary and it inflicts pain on someone who had no say in the matter...
Poor doggies, poor circumcised baby boys...their parents should be ashamed...Barbarians.
Can't we put a stop to this cut vs. uncut debate... cocks are cocks, pussys are pussys, asses are asses, and tits are tits. Everyones got their own fetish and niche... if this girl likes her bf's foreskin, good for her. If a girl likes munchin on foreskin... let her. I bet some boys like their gf's feet and some like lickin asshole. Whatever, get over it
uncut or cut they all look the same when erect, the only difference is when flaccid and how many girls admire a limp penis anyways.
DUDE. no one cares if ur cut or uncut get over it and stop talking about this.
dont call us "american fuckers" and there was no "foreskin issue" until you made it one.
a dick is a dick. whatever.
Foreskin is sexy... Cut is disfigured.
I love uncut. Sucking uncut cock is my fav thing to do. I think of it as giftwrap. I love too unwrap the cock and swallow it.
1:13 cutting a womans lips off would be MUCH more painful and ACTUAL mutilation, cutting off the foreskin is just a cosmetic procedure. guys who think they have been "mutilated" by being circumcised obviously have never had to experience any real pain.
I've been with both. My boyfriend of 3 years actually had a botched circumcision as a baby, and has a lot of sensitization issues. However, when we were discussing whether or not to circumcise our unborn son, he argued vehemently TO get the circumcision. *shrug* Apparently men have their own preferences about circumcision in general too.
haha ive never heard a penis as being descried as "pretty"
stop hating on uncut guys. it is NOT at all disgusting. any dick can be disgusting if you don't practice good hygiene. damn. and 3:35... you are not a fluke my uncut guy always lasts that amount of time too ;] it's great. if i ever have a boy i'm not doing that.
a sweater of cheese.
I get that people do it for religious reasons, but I don't think those reasons are very good either. The whole reason it got started in Judaism was to prevent men and boys from masturbating, something very few people (even religious figures) condemn today. Tradition shouldn't be a shield that allows people to violate others' rights. If my parents said they were going to get me circumcised today as an adult, I would tell them to fuck off!
Just my 2 cents.
3:28 - Trolling for attention is even worse. :)
oh my god, you guys are all idiots. first of all any girls who haven't been with an uncircumcised guy because it's "gross" are missing out. seriously. when i was young and naive like you girls i thought the same thing. now i'd take an uncut cock over a cut one any day.
also if anyone's dick smells, cut or uncut, then they're dirty and don't bathe so why the fuck are you sleeping with them?
4:54 probably has one of those skank-ass schmegma dicks..
All I can say to you cut dudes is: Have fun without your pleasure-inducing nerve endings. P.S. if you're uncut and have the smeggy, you're a dirty mofo. It's not difficult to wash down there.
thanks 3:23, this is 3:09 and that's what i was trying to get across to 2:09.
"growing under there".... you really are naive. and it looks like you're the one doing all the criticizing...
11:30 your knowledge of proper hygiene is a fail. Being circumcised can protect you from STDs and it helps keep you cleaner down there. There was even a men's health article about it if I recall. either way who gives a shit it's not like its your dick
Arguing on the interweb is fail. You all lose at life.
3:16, i can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic. i'm hoping not serious. because i will die laughing.
12.23, or cuttin off the hole bellend
umm .... i feel so lame for asking but how can you tell if someone is circumsized and other than religious reasons what is the point in circumcision?
and i know a lot of people are going to say im immature and must be twelve or something, im not. im and 18 year old female and am not very knowledged on the male body
11:48 (1), get your ass over here and clean up my breakfast that just came up. it's your fault, nasty.