My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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Can anyone take a joke? You guys get so defensive. You're fucking lame.
the machine gun is good, but i prefer the rpg for killin the fuzz
This is dumb.. You def can use a shotgun. Your son is obviously terrible at video games.
Dont let your nine your old play it. This is not societys fault its yours!
machine guns are illegal - problem solved
do you guys remember how in gta san andreas in the police station shower room u could find a dildo to use as a weapon
..its a fucking game...if ur kid has half a brain and ur a good parent then im sure there will be no problems....i watched and played very violent things..and listening to hard core rap music that belittled women..and I turned out fine..only smoked weed...drink a bit..i respect myself and have good friends...parents who blame there shitty kids on video games, music and movies are just looking for something to blame there bad parenting on.
You are a horrible parent.
It's obvious you have not taught your son how to properly upgrade his shotgun stats to unlock a faster firing rate.
No promblem. Anytime,
Your fault for letting him play the game you dipshit. This lies in bad parenting.
This is why there are ratings on TV, movies and games...parents need to learn to read and take an active role in deciding what is too violent for their children. Stupid parents...
Don't let the 9 year old play it. Simple.
Or thanks to your friend for being a shitty parent and allowing her kid to play GTA?
hahahaaa 12:45, calm down 1:04 learn how to take a fucking joke
i'm just not sure i see the problem
agree with @ 11:37 & 11:45!
its entirely the parents fault that let the children play these violent games. children at that age dont realize the reprocussions of their actions..thats why so many of them get hurt playing "wrestling" .. they just dont understand that tvland is FAKE.
kids are very impresionable and most of them dont understand.
Even if GTA did "corrupt our youth," which is a ridiculous misconception, there's no way it would be a single-handed effort.
6:37 i just peed a little.
Agreed with 2:20. What's the big deal? I don't think these games are cultivating a new generation of killers or whatever. Its just harmless entertainment.
@ 12:45...YEAH BC A CHILD REALLY KNOWS HOW CORRUPT AND HORRIBLE A COP IS AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. PLEASE GET EDUCATED.
games are rated for a reason, if a game is rated mature and the parent lets their child play it it's their own damn fault
Maybe it's the cops fault for being so corrupt and horrible... that we feel the desire to murder them... even at a young age
parents fault, parents nowadays dont want to take the blame, they want to push everything off on someone else, kind of like a good portion of people in this fuckin country...hence all the lawsuits, censorship debates, etc
i agree... maybe ur friend shouldnt let a 9 yr old play a game that is rated mature. its fucking stupid parents that cant control their children and let them do whatever they want. ITS CALLED SAYING NO YOU DUMB BITCH.
some people just shouldn't be parents...
Nine year olds shouldn't be playing GTA in the first place, it's the parents fault for being stupid enough to let them play it... GTA is meant for a Mature audience that knows the difference between reality and virtual games...
Man fuck the pooo-lice
What the fuck is this doing on tfln? Threefold douchebaggery: ignorant comment, not tfln material, and not funny.
You are ignorant as hell if you think it's the games fault. they're rated for a reason and your friend is a bad, repeat BAD parent for letting a 9-year old play a rated TEEN game before he is mentally capable of knowing the difference between fantasy and reality!
Hopefully he kills you
every vidoe game has a rating just like movies. you have to be a certain age to buy certain games and on the back it clearly states the rating and how old you should be to play the game. gta is rated M for mature so obviously a 9 year old shouldnt be playing it. so dont blame the video game corporation when its clearly stated what age you should be in order to play the game. blame the parents bc they are the ones corrupting the kid.
Um...no Thank Your friend; the Bad Parent for yet another epic FAIL which could lead to all kinds of social support the rest of us will have to pay for. Don't let a nine year-old play Grand Theft Auto...ever think of that?
Fuckin idiot, its not the game that corrupts you, its your parents fault, if they let you play it. Its not like this game is for kids and the creators know it. So shut your fucking mouth.
If the kid can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy, I'm pretty sure he's just a fucking idiot. Don't blame GTA.
Another "Rant Rail" rant.
Look at the fucken ratings. Dont let kidsplay it. Ppllike you lead to
Censorship debates from fanatic politicians who want to ban everything