Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.