I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.