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  • about as dumb as the 1 in 2 men who can't find a clit when it's staring you right in the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:55pm
  • i'm so glad I have a social life and don't spend my nights correcting grammar on TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00am
  • I can guarantee if 11:06 is a chick, she is the most popular girl anywhere she goes. if its a dude, he probably was on to catch a predator b/c they seem creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:29am
  • Geez, please DON'T inform them about the implications of talking that shit, it kills the fun! Guys like that worship pussy anyway they're just ashamed & so scared of "feelings" they need to objectify it and the girls falling for their shit to feel better about their many inadequacies. Couldn't escape their brainwashed "this is how to be a man" social roles if they tried, it's so textbook. Sad but still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:10am
  • the pink plus sign means its a girl, right!!! :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:46am
  • Reading a pregnancy test isnt difficult. Its a simple thing, however a lot of women either test to early, are hoping to see 2 lines and kinda imagine it . OR they dont read directions and let it sit entirely to long and get an evaporation line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:43pm
  • women are inferior creatures. they need to stay in A) the bedroom or B) the kitchen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:59pm
  • im a girl and i agree. how the fuck do you misread it? IDGI.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Sometimes the test is defective and hard to read or doesn't give a clear answer. Sometimes people don't wait the right amount of time to get the results. But you know that, of course, since you obviously took them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:43pm
  • i see the feminists have already gotten here. "WE AINT DUMB MEN ARE PIGS IM EVERY WOMAN"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:36pm
  • idk someone tell the idiots to keep their legs closed and then they won't have to strain their little brains to decipher between red or blue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:31am
  • This is fun. 11:45, Learn the proper forms of "they're/their" you idiot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:56pm
  • its not that they are hard to read. i took one and only one line showed up but it didnt look like the picture so i took another and 2 lines showed up.. and then 5 mins later on the first test both lines were showing. basically they have a mind of their own!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:01am
  • How stupid are the men who don't wrap it when dealing with a "stupid" woman? That's the REAL question here, asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Because you get like one and a half lines! like what's that supposed to mean?!? Besides 9:36 is totally right anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:32am
  • to answer the question, unquestionably smarter than men. even the dumb ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:49am
  • I'm 1000000% positive you couldn't do it any better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:38am
  • blue or red aint fuckin rocket science

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Rule #1: No vagina, no opinion. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:45pm
  • 11:06, lets hook up then :-) call me 330-261-6301, or text. i dont really think women are inferior though i was joking but i will dominate you in the bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:10pm
  • male lack of accountability is why they invented child support. lmao BC isn't 100% effective, think about it next time you don't think twice before putting on a condom and sticking your tiny into a girl who says she's on it. as far as reason, men don't do that.. they just do, like they're on overdrive. 99% of the time they're wrong. that leftover 1% is just being generous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:58pm
  • 9:09 It's okay, most blow up dolls don't have clits, so don't be offended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:24pm
  • You guys are fucking dumb. There are false positive/negative results due to taking the pregnancy test incorrectly, like not peeing on it long enough. It's not that the girl is "too stupid" to read the test, it's that the test is telling her an incorrect result. It sounds to me like the guy who texted that is the one who is stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:40pm
  • misogyny is so predictable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:18pm
  • How do you interpret a "-" when there's a faint vertical line in the background that could indicate a "+"? Even the "digital" readout can show a "pregnant" with a faint "not" in front of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:49pm
  • 11:36 I don't think that feminist is quite the insult you mean it to be. Try harder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:05am
  • It depends on the test. Some are easier to read then others. And some people are really fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:56pm
  • well, im just saying, im colorblind, which is rare for a girl, so ya, it is a little easy for me to misread one but seriously, i can almost tell the difference, sooo, no one else should misread it just use the freaking + or - ones!! and read it so you actually know how to use it right! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:53pm
  • 1 in 4 women shouldn't have kids.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:20pm
  • they aren't THAT easy to read all the time. if you take the test early, the answer is very faint and hard to see. my sister took one and it appeared to be a DIVISION sign, instead of a '+' or '-' and it ended up being positive. also, they sometimes are wrong because of the timing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:50am
  • 10:33 is that a haiku?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:42pm
  • It's called PANIC. And it's + or - but thanks for the lesson in primary colors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:46pm
  • 9:59.... now thats my kind of man. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:06pm
  • baby...baby...pirate??!!? oh, pirates are wild. we're pregnant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:56am
  • ^^ Satire works best when its over-the-top. Go a little further next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:04pm
  • hey, it's harder than it looks, douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Amen 847, amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:38am
  • One line or two people, it's not rocket science.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:55am
  • 9:56 is a fucking moron in more than one way you got your math wrong dipshit and youre an asshat rat bastard for trying to be racist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:18am
  • just like driving is harder than it looks right women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:39am
  • its the plus and minus signs.. sometimes the test do half a plus and the girl cant tell.. the cheap ones can be hard to read so stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:13am
  • Am I the first to think that the person that posted their phone number is probably pranking a friend of theirs? Is this the part where I yell "FIRST" like an idiot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:05am
  • Agree with 8:55 -one of the 50% of men who know what a clit is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:18pm
  • I once swallowed super sperm that made me pregnant for a week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:45pm
  • HAHAHAH DUDE! hell yea! im a chick but seriously, some bitches are just stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:47am
  • 9:24 and they don't talk either...:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Can't read a pregnancy test right but they can read the xx% off signs from the other end of a shoe store. GG Women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:05am
  • if you pee on it wrong and don't hold it perfectly horizontal, you can get a blurry reading and freak the fuck out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:56pm
  • anti-women = latent homosexuality. go ahead and get defensive now, but that's exactly the impression you're giving. it's not macho and doesn't make you a man, just quite possibly in the closet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:55am
  • I wanna know who fucked my wife!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:44pm
  • so how exactly do you know all these dumb ivy league girls 11:37? do they all hang out some where?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:42pm
  • 11:29, book smarts doesn't mean street smarts. i know plenty of ivy girls who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag, and who would probably misread a preg test as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Actually, I'd imagine the "fat trailer trash bumpkins" would be much better at reading the preg tests. They read them more often.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Very

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 9, 12 at 3:06pm
  • a lot! i wished so hard i wasnt pregnant! turns out wishing isnt enough....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:45am
  • It says that they "can" misread the tests. That does not mean that they do. It is a bogus statistic they use to sell their products.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:36pm
  • I just wondered the same thing. Although on some kinds, the line that shows up may be kind of vague. Maybe the anxiety of the moment makes clear thinking difficult?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:10pm
  • wow, 9:59 and 11:05. Seeing as you hate us women so much, maybe you should fuck each other! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 9:34 they don't hum when they blow you either.. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:35pm
  • If you buy cheaper ones there's like a half line or one and a half lines and all this weird shit that can happen, so they can be more difficult to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:43am
  • the movie Idiocracy is really true...some fat trailer trash bumpkin would misread a pregnancy test, but an ivy league girl wouldn't...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Fuck this text and if you're a guy I hope you get a girl pregnant with twinsand if this is a girl I hope you get pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:04am
  • How desperate does someone have to be to post their phone number on a website? That is ridiculously sad, get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:02am
  • I was tottaly thinking about this just like 10 mins ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:40am
  • HAHAHAHHAHA 8:55 you speak the DAMN truth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:03pm
  • I think the real lesson here is if you can't read a pregnancy test, you probably shouldn't reproduce

    Submitted by mo_bug7 on Mar 6, 10 at 2:25am
  • Women have smaller brains then men... It happens. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:05am
  • 9:59; I honestly hate men like you. go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Anyone else notice that most of the excuses of why a prego test can be hard to read is that either it's a cheap test, or they didn't follow the instructions? Doesn't really support the whole "women are smart" argument. I'm not being sexist I'm just saying you need better excuses.\n1. Don't buy cheap tests. If you're so worried about it why would you skimp? Kinda important.\n2. Read the damn instructions. Or go to your OB/GYN. \nBe responsible. Don't play the blame

    Submitted by roompert on Aug 20, 10 at 1:57am
    • - game after the fact. Wear rubbers and use Plan B. And don't blame the guy for not wearing a condom, because if he didn't have one on, it means yo didn't bring one either. That's whore behavior.

      Submitted by roompert on Aug 20, 10 at 2:01am
  • It is NOT harder than it looks. I've read the damn things before. It states clearly on the box what means what.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:46pm
  • why are men always to blame for unplanned pregnancies? I know if I had the chance of having an 8 lb life ruining ball of flesh growing inside of ME every time I banged some random.. I would cover my ass. Women "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:16am
  • sometimes people misunderstand what the smiley face might read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:50pm
  • their probably in denial.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:45pm
  • women are 1/4 stupid. men are 4/4 stupid. you do the math

    Submitted by makingfunofyou on Jul 4, 10 at 2:58am
  • I Misread a pregnancy test after I had sex with my dad..then I remembered we did in my pooper and I got dissapointed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 11:10 are you really that desperate? You put your number on a public site because some annonymous person replies to you? Damn. I'm sorry for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:22pm
  • i think that every fucking time i see that ad haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:11am
  • daddys money can't buy a brain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • i think i was watching that same "i didnt know i was pregnant" episode

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:56pm
  • It is harder than you know, sometimes. You obviously haven't tried it asshole! Do the world a favor, don't knock anyone up douchebag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 9:59, you're my hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:08am
  • 8:55..what importance is a clit to a man? We are only interested in the three holes...unless you consider the eye sockets, then 5 holes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:09pm
  • To the guy who posted his phone number, I hope you get 100 prank calls a day you pathetic sick fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:28am
  • i would rather have my period once a month than be retarded every day-genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:07am
  • and fuck you mr anonymous that says women are inferior. you seem like the kind of wife wife beating, none wrapping it up kind of guy.

    Submitted by makingfunofyou on Jul 4, 10 at 3:00am
  • It's funny to see women defending themselves by saying 'It is hard to read if you take it too early' or 'You can imagine an instead of a -' cuz to me, that seems very stupid :) good daayy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:29am
  • Very

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 8, 12 at 12:09pm
  • 8:55, latent homosexuality? I don't know about that, I just think life long virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:44pm
  • you got it all wrong, it's no dick no opinion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:49am
  • I agree. It's really not that hard. XD - | = Not pregnant + | = Pregnant. So freaking hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Sad... If it's a clear statistic, I'm not sure why we're arguing about it... It's either stupidity and/or poor mechanics of the pregnancy test...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:56pm