How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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blue or red aint fuckin rocket science
about as dumb as the 1 in 2 men who can't find a clit when it's staring you right in the face.
I can guarantee if 11:06 is a chick, she is the most popular girl anywhere she goes. if its a dude, he probably was on to catch a predator b/c they seem creepy
Geez, please DON'T inform them about the implications of talking that shit, it kills the fun! Guys like that worship pussy anyway they're just ashamed & so scared of "feelings" they need to objectify it and the girls falling for their shit to feel better about their many inadequacies. Couldn't escape their brainwashed "this is how to be a man" social roles if they tried, it's so textbook. Sad but still hilarious.
i'm so glad I have a social life and don't spend my nights correcting grammar on TFLN
i see the feminists have already gotten here. "WE AINT DUMB MEN ARE PIGS IM EVERY WOMAN"
Reading a pregnancy test isnt difficult. Its a simple thing, however a lot of women either test to early, are hoping to see 2 lines and kinda imagine it . OR they dont read directions and let it sit entirely to long and get an evaporation line.
im a girl and i agree.
how the fuck do you misread it?
the pink plus sign means its a girl, right!!! :p
You guys are fucking dumb. There are false positive/negative results due to taking the pregnancy test incorrectly, like not peeing on it long enough. It's not that the girl is "too stupid" to read the test, it's that the test is telling her an incorrect result. It sounds to me like the guy who texted that is the one who is stupid.
women are inferior creatures. they need to stay in A) the bedroom or B) the kitchen
its not that they are hard to read. i took one and only one line showed up but it didnt look like the picture so i took another and 2 lines showed up.. and then 5 mins later on the first test both lines were showing. basically they have a mind of their own!
Sometimes the test is defective and hard to read or doesn't give a clear answer. Sometimes people don't wait the right amount of time to get the results. But you know that, of course, since you obviously took them.
to answer the question, unquestionably smarter than men. even the dumb ones.
idk someone tell the idiots to keep their legs closed and then they won't have to strain their little brains to decipher between red or blue.
This is fun.
11:45, Learn the proper forms of "they're/their" you idiot..
How stupid are the men who don't wrap it when dealing with a "stupid" woman? That's the REAL question here, asshole.
11:06, lets hook up then :-) call me 330-261-6301, or text. i dont really think women are inferior though i was joking but i will dominate you in the bed
It's called PANIC. And it's + or - but thanks for the lesson in primary colors.
Because you get like one and a half lines! like what's that supposed to mean?!? Besides 9:36 is totally right anyway.
11:36 I don't think that feminist is quite the insult you mean it to be. Try harder.
Rule #1: No vagina, no opinion. Thanks.
I'm 1000000% positive you couldn't do it any better
How do you interpret a "-" when there's a faint vertical line in the background that could indicate a "+"? Even the "digital" readout can show a "pregnant" with a faint "not" in front of it.
It depends on the test. Some are easier to read then others. And some people are really fucking stupid.
male lack of accountability is why they invented child support. lmao BC isn't 100% effective, think about it next time you don't think twice before putting on a condom and sticking your tiny into a girl who says she's on it. as far as reason, men don't do that.. they just do, like they're on overdrive. 99% of the time they're wrong. that leftover 1% is just being generous.
9:09 It's okay, most blow up dolls don't have clits, so don't be offended.
misogyny is so predictable.
1 in 4 women shouldn't have kids.......
well, im just saying, im colorblind, which is rare for a girl, so ya, it is a little easy for me to misread one
but seriously, i can almost tell the difference, sooo, no one else should misread it
just use the freaking + or - ones!!
and read it so you actually know how to use it right! lol
oh, pirates are wild.
10:33 is that a haiku?
hey, it's harder than it looks, douchebag
Amen 847, amen.
^^ Satire works best when its over-the-top. Go a little further next time.
they aren't THAT easy to read all the time. if you take the test early, the answer is very faint and hard to see. my sister took one and it appeared to be a DIVISION sign, instead of a '+' or '-' and it ended up being positive. also, they sometimes are wrong because of the timing.
Am I the first to think that the person that posted their phone number is probably pranking a friend of theirs? Is this the part where I yell "FIRST" like an idiot?
9:56 is a fucking moron
in more than one way
you got your math wrong dipshit and youre an asshat rat bastard for trying to be racist.
One line or two people, it's not rocket science.
its the plus and minus signs.. sometimes the test do half a plus and the girl cant tell.. the cheap ones can be hard to read so stfu
9:24 and they don't talk either...:)
Actually, I'd imagine the "fat trailer trash bumpkins" would be much better at reading the preg tests. They read them more often.
Agree with 8:55
-one of the 50% of men who know what a clit is.
9:59.... now thats my kind of man. :]
HAHAHAH DUDE! hell yea! im a chick but seriously, some bitches are just stupid
I once swallowed super sperm that made me pregnant for a week
11:29, book smarts doesn't mean street smarts. i know plenty of ivy girls who couldn't find their way out of a paper bag, and who would probably misread a preg test as well.
if you pee on it wrong and don't hold it perfectly horizontal, you can get a blurry reading and freak the fuck out.
just like driving is harder than it looks right women
wow, 9:59 and 11:05. Seeing as you hate us women so much, maybe you should fuck each other! :D
If you buy cheaper ones there's like a half line or one and a half lines and all this weird shit that can happen, so they can be more difficult to read.
Can't read a pregnancy test right but they can read the xx% off signs from the other end of a shoe store.
It says that they "can" misread the tests. That does not mean that they do. It is a bogus statistic they use to sell their products.
why are men always to blame for unplanned pregnancies? I know if I had the chance of having an 8 lb life ruining ball of flesh growing inside of ME every time I banged some random.. I would cover my ass. Women "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability"
anti-women = latent homosexuality. go ahead and get defensive now, but that's exactly the impression you're giving. it's not macho and doesn't make you a man, just quite possibly in the closet.
I wanna know who fucked my wife!
so how exactly do you know all these dumb ivy league girls 11:37? do they all hang out some where?
Women have smaller brains then men... It happens. Haha
Fuck this text and if you're a guy I hope you get a girl pregnant with twinsand if this is a girl I hope you get pregnant.
9:34 they don't hum when they blow you either.. :(
a lot! i wished so hard i wasnt pregnant! turns out wishing isnt enough....
I honestly hate men
go fuck yourself.
HAHAHAHHAHA 8:55 you speak the DAMN truth!
sometimes people misunderstand what the smiley face might read.
I think the real lesson here is if you can't read a pregnancy test, you probably shouldn't reproduce
I just wondered the same thing. Although on some kinds, the line that shows up may be kind of vague. Maybe the anxiety of the moment makes clear thinking difficult?
I was tottaly thinking about this just like 10 mins ago
the movie Idiocracy is really true...some fat trailer trash bumpkin would misread a pregnancy test, but an ivy league girl wouldn't...
Anyone else notice that most of the excuses of why a prego test can be hard to read is that either it's a cheap test, or they didn't follow the instructions? Doesn't really support the whole "women are smart" argument. I'm not being sexist I'm just saying you need better excuses.\n1. Don't buy cheap tests. If you're so worried about it why would you skimp? Kinda important.\n2. Read the damn instructions. Or go to your OB/GYN. \nBe responsible. Don't play the blame
- game after the fact. Wear rubbers and use Plan B. And don't blame the guy for not wearing a condom, because if he didn't have one on, it means yo didn't bring one either. That's whore behavior.
their probably in denial.
It is NOT harder than it looks. I've read the damn things before.
It states clearly on the box what means what.
women are 1/4 stupid. men are 4/4 stupid. you do the math
How desperate does someone have to be to post their phone number on a website? That is ridiculously sad, get a life.
i think i was watching that same "i didnt know i was pregnant" episode
i think that every fucking time i see that ad haha
11:10 are you really that desperate? You put your number on a public site because some annonymous person replies to you? Damn. I'm sorry for you
I Misread a pregnancy test after I had sex with my dad..then I remembered we did in my pooper and I got dissapointed
daddys money can't buy a brain
It is harder than you know, sometimes.
You obviously haven't tried it asshole!
Do the world a favor, don't knock anyone up douchebag!
8:55..what importance is a clit to a man? We are only interested in the three holes...unless you consider the eye sockets, then 5 holes
9:59, you're my hero!
To the guy who posted his phone number, I hope you get 100 prank calls a day you pathetic sick fuck!
i would rather have my period once a month than be retarded every day-genius
and fuck you mr anonymous that says women are inferior. you seem like the kind of wife wife beating, none wrapping it up kind of guy.
8:55, latent homosexuality? I don't know about that, I just think life long virgins.
It's funny to see women defending themselves by saying 'It is hard to read if you take it too early' or 'You can imagine an instead of a -' cuz to me, that seems very stupid :) good daayy!
you got it all wrong, it's no dick no opinion
I agree. It's really not that hard. XD
- | = Not pregnant
+ | = Pregnant.
So freaking hard.
Sad... If it's a clear statistic, I'm not sure why we're arguing about it... It's either stupidity and/or poor mechanics of the pregnancy test...