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  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:55pm

    i just got the biggest boner.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by spurtiic on Mar 3, 10 at 10:30pm

    I just laughed so hard that I snorted. Embarrasing! Lol

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:06am

    Not at all. Kinda drunk actually!

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:58am

    vaginas do not squirt lubricant. they lack any physical mechanism remotely capable. "squirt" emanates from the urethra. you are pushing on your bladder and pissing on your dude. just so you know.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:54am

    ps. Try to refrain from being 13. We can tell.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:16pm

    I guess I get that. I mean it feels really good when a guy cums inside of you so...same principal.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:49pm

    i fucking love girls who squirt!!!!!!!!!!

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:42pm

    10:51, it's not pee retard.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:18pm

    omg it feels so much better when you squirt.. i dont always squirt when i cum, and when i dont its a very disappointing feeling.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:27pm

    my ex was a squirter and she was hot, but my friend fucked this fat chick and she squirted all over his bed and it smelled like fish

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:27am

    I have the url link for the video on redtube that shows you how to make a woman squirt...but it wont let me post it

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:06am

    actually when a girl squirts, it is a mixture of her natural lubrication and her urine. And not every one can do it. If a woman doesn't produce a lot of natural lubrication she will not be able to squirt.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:08am

    11:58. Ok dude. Sure thing.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:42pm

    I love squirters! It's all about personal preference, though,

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:01pm

    Hmmmm.... then I'm on a mission

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29am

    you can definitely learn how to squirt! I just started learning how to do it last week, after 2 tries, I got a little squirt going! search for it at the porn version of youtube...

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16pm

    this is a very interesting conversation... ive tried but i shall try 2nite.. and see if i can after reading all this sounds fun.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00am

    omg i love it when a guy makes me squirt while hes inside me.. damn now im horny... gotta bust out my toy!

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:58pm

    11:47 don't be mad that I realized you were a pissed off fattie trying to masquerade as a man. but yeah fat chicks are gross and their excess sweat makes them smell like fish

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:06pm

    Isn't it squirler (pokemon)?

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:04pm

    My BF told my entire family.. including my Grandmother that I was..

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:08am

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:19pm

    I love girls who squirt! Its so hot. Their pussies get so tight before they gush....and all that wet cum drives me wild. I seriously would make my ex squirt in my mouth. I could drink it all day long.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:59pm

    Its a good night for Pete

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:35am

    SO DID I!!!!! OMFG!!!!!

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:13pm

    Because some guys love it when you squirt all over their dick. And when you push down when you squirt, you're clenching down on them at the same time

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:16pm

    Squirters rule! If I end up with one I'll happily send it allllll night!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:50am

    Squirters = more rare than a golden ticket in a wonka bar

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:44pm

    10:29... agreed. 10:34... you're dumb

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:55am

    No squirting yet. But got laid six times today. And time number four- first time multiple os. So win. Also my boyfriend rocks.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:43pm

    my name is jenny and i can do it just call me 867-5309 :)

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:14pm

    I think I'll go take some morphine now...this just ruined my appetie.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37pm

    that's a lie not everyone can be a squirter

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:32am

    ................I just squirted..........

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04am

    And she married a speller?

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:15am

    you know, "squirting" is actually urine. there's no such thing as female jizz. some guy in my class at med school asked our professor about it. so yeah, enjoy being covered in piss...

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:25am

    Thats HOT! when girls learn to squirt, they want to do it all the time. Its like discovering masturbation all over again!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:47am

    I have made all of my girlfriends squirt since i learned how to teach them how. its all in your inner muscles and you have to push at the right time. I CAN MAKE ANY WOMAN SQUIRT.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:48am

    I like u 9:53 ;) I'll do it

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30pm

    226-373-6378. This is my ex girlfriends number. lol, she squirts like no other

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:39pm

    I'm a squirter, and no its NOT PISS. It really is the female ejaculate. My boyfriend loves it when I squirt...he has also said it's like the Holy Grail of pussy. If you don't like women who squirt, you'd better prepared to never stick it in a girl again.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:33am

    Fat chicks rule u can do ANYTHING to them!

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:10pm

    So why is it that guys like it so much?

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:31pm

    Yeah, you can learn how. It's not that difficult

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:02am

    Looooooove squirting. I learned how, it can definitely be taught. You just have to figure out what works for you. My guy loves it, he just makes me go and go. Amazing. :)

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:29pm

    someone said something about a squirter at a party on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:20pm

    1:14, lighten up, man.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:25am

    9:41. typical jersey douchebag...never pick up girls on an anonymous site

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:20am

    Haha I squirted on a dude's chest during 69 once ... came out of nowhere, never even told him I could squirt lol. He told me that he's never been with a squirter before ... but it was "fucking awesome". :P

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:49pm

    WHITE PLAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:40pm

    i want to get a girl who squirts so bad now

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:10pm

    What the hell is a squirter?

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:45pm

    I am a squirter! It feels so good. I never pee b4 sex and sometimes I do pee on guys. My exboyfriend loveddd it so muchh! It gets really tight right before I squirt too. Which he loved! All u have 2 do is rub my clit while that dick is in me and I squirt everywhere! I can get it 2 go pretty far too! He called me his little personal porn star! ;) now I'm horny and wet dammit!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:54am

    if it doesn't look or smell like piss, how can it be piss? the people trying to burst your bubbles are just jealous! i did it a little bit once without even being aware of it, and i wish i could figure out how to do it again!

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:32pm

    11:27...thats just dumb dude. I've been with squirters, so I know you're full of shit.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:07pm

    10:49 said it all...and 10:58 said it wrong, everyone has the ability to squirt it's just if you know how to get your body to that state and know what gets you to squirt.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:05pm

    Sweet. I am definitely gonna try it.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:53pm

    It is pretty hot when she's a legitimate squirter. My current gf is the first and only one I've been with. I hit the jackpot with her though; she's hot, kind, likes sushi, wants sex nearly every day, squirts, and gives great head. She's getting a ring some day.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:23am

    Wow you need to relax. I am just willing to give out lesson! =)

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:41am

    I love making the ladies I am with squirt. The feeling is so much better then regular sex. Anyone in NJ, need a lesson on how to ? =)

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:15am

    I am 12 and what is this?

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:36pm

    Cool. How do you do it?

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:31am

    Drink some OJ then spit it out. That's how you squirt juice.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:49pm

    Canada is a piece of shit. It serves no purpose. Fuck Canada.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:42pm

    Fuck Canada? Fuck you buddy!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    I want to squirt. :/ anyone want to fuck?

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:10pm

    Squiter's are the best! If Pete ever dumps you, you'll have a lot of guys/girls to choose from.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:49pm

    I am a squirter and my husband loves it! I am his first squirter and his first anal......what a lucky man!

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:20am

    2:15 - It's piss and lubricant. Anyway, did you get annoyed when your professor pissed on you all?

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:17am

    How do I squirted juice?

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:59pm

    does it feel better for squirters?

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:49pm

    When you're about to cum get him to rub your clit and fuck you really hard. Then push and you'll squirt

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:43pm

    why would you care about making a fat chick cum anyway you only fuck them when you are desperate

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:58pm

    You're either a squirter or your not. Not just anyone can do it.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:53am

    ill fuck ya and let you squirt in my mouth :-)

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:03am

    once you learn you can squirt there's no going back

  • 35 55
    Submitted by superbassman on May 24, 10 at 6:21pm

    1248 I'm available

  • 36 57
    Submitted by tasteystacey on Apr 20, 10 at 7:36pm

    Sooooo fun!!! My husband loves it!! He said it's the ultimate fulfillment to watch. :) every chick should try it. The key is relaxing.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:54pm

    Could be worst, you could be a shitter...

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:10am

    I usually curve my fingers upward into her G spot and rub the clit fast with good pressure! At the right time you have to push...and then you have it- a fountain!

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:19am

    5:45- u can squirt on me any time

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:51am

    I maried a squiter. Kinda sucks now, we gotta change the sheets everyday, or lay towels down, dang puddle in the bed.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:36pm

    just because she's a squirtter doesn't meant she's a nympho. just just happens to squirt girl jizz all over your face/privates...kinda gross.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:14pm

    Not every woman can truly squirt. That's why so many people are calling it piss, because some of the women that don't have the ability do actually piss because they are trying to force it. Even some women that can do it will pee a little if they didn't go just before sex because it's so intense. You can tell the difference. If it's clear, then its her natural wetness, but if it's yellow, then it's urine.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:53am

    12:47 I can make any woman pee as well

  • 26 43
    Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 8:20pm

    Why does something that looks like p:ssing,

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:37am

    I have done that before, it freaked me out the first time. haha I think only people that have a lot of natural lubrication can do it. Also ladies -tip- you have to hold your O back in for awhile and then like... make it all cum at once while pushing on the clit.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:03pm

    go to redtube... then add '/15878' to the url thats where u learn

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:09pm

    My boyfriend loves to tell people. He's proud.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:47pm

    haha 11:33 you're an idiot. learn to read, stupid fuck.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:00pm

    I was taught. You can learn how to.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:09pm

    Haha. I could have sent this last week. Also, what is the big turn on?

  • 8 11
    Submitted by abart on Feb 4, 14 at 4:36am

    Whore

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:02pm

    for all ya'll peeps who don't know what a squirter is it's when a female ejaculates. Such an art and beauty and is rarely seen. Its like when a dude cumsx10

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:05pm

    my man told those in earshot at a party recently that he got me to squirt. what dont men get? if u ever want us to squirt again, dont fucking tell everyone!

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:09pm

    My curent g/f recently got to the point where she was about to squirt (this would have been her first time) but she got scared because it makes you feel like you need to pee. Now I just have to convince her to see the light.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:54pm

    ahahahahahahahahahahahah best TFLN ever

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:03am

    I seriously wanna learn how to do this!!

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:56pm

    Seriously, what's a squirter?

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:29pm

    12:53 Sounds like a description of me! Glad you realize that you have an amazing woman on your hands. Hang onto her :)

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:13pm

    226-373-6378 you say? hmmm...

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:12am

    mmmmmm....my ex was a squirter...so fucking hot...this text makes me miss her :( ha, ha

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:17pm

    my boyfriend rubs my sweet spot SOOOO good. he is addicted to making me squirt. he cant get enough. and I'll admit, its so much more intense and amazing.

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:07pm

    dude if you have a girlfriend thats a squirter, thats like winning the lottery and finding out shes a nympho at the same time

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:40pm

    I have a mad case of anal pubes. Oh, and fuck Canada.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:01pm

    It feels so much better

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:27pm

    ok i've never squirted before but i want to try. i know guys like it. problem is i cum too fast. my bf and i only know quickies bec i can't hold out, i've tried everything. how can i make myself squirt if i don't even have time to get my hand down there to push? also don't use lubricant for regular sex, can i still squirt without it? and i can't feel my guy cum inside me. is that weird? i think he gets too deep for me to feel it.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:29pm

    god you guys are all demented. squirters are messy, gross and unnecessary

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:19am

    unknown errors are fucking pointless. What can we say and not say? We can abuse and swear but we can't say harmless words. Where's the line!?

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:24pm

    You're ex eh? lol, you on the market than? lol

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:21pm

    Wow. I want to be a squirter. I wonder if there's a way to learn how.

  • 37 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:13pm

    if you don't know what a text is referring to... refer your young minds to urbandictionary... this is tfln not sex ed.

  • 42 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:10pm

    what's so great about squirting

  • 19 44
    Submitted by cartoonswagger on Jan 8, 12 at 4:38am

    Squirting is good. And no it's not urine, doesnt anyone listen to love line anymore? Haha!

  • 36 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:29am

    this jackass OBVIOUSLY never experienced one. what an ignorant fuck.

  • 37 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:43pm

    my lady squirts. it's awesome. that is all.

  • 35 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:51am

    Ugh! That means you're peeing whilst cumming. Gotta work on those Kegal exercises!

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:40pm

    How the fuck would you know? You've obviously never tried

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:10pm

    11:07 Thanks from 10:49. At least someone else knows what I'm talking about

  • 39 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:54pm

    I may just have to move to that area code and find her...

  • 40 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:44pm

    more cushion for the pushin baby

  • 31 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:36pm

    I can always get my girls to squirt... it's a prowess thing.

  • 38 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:33pm

    haha 11:32 just realized why no guy ever calls her back, damn porker

  • 31 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:20pm

    I'm a girl who squirts and loves sex more than anything. It's the best feeling there is

  • 32 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:34pm

    fat chicks squirt butter, little known fact

  • 30 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:51pm

    Reppin white plains but this is most of Westcgesterss area code.,.

  • 29 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:48pm

    Seriously, chicks that squirt are much better in bed. Its just so much hotter.

  • 26 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:59pm

    squirting happens if you get the g-spot... so any girl can do it if you do it right