Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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I have the url link for the video on redtube that shows you how to make a woman squirt...but it wont let me post it
i just got the biggest boner.
Fat chicks rule u can do ANYTHING to them!
Looooooove squirting. I learned how, it can definitely be taught. You just have to figure out what works for you. My guy loves it, he just makes me go and go. Amazing. :)
No squirting yet. But got laid six times today. And time number four- first time multiple os. So win. Also my boyfriend rocks.
actually when a girl squirts, it is a mixture of her natural lubrication and her urine. And not every one can do it. If a woman doesn't produce a lot of natural lubrication she will not be able to squirt.
I guess I get that. I mean it feels really good when a guy cums inside of you so...same principal.
ok i've never squirted before but i want to try. i know guys like it. problem is i cum too fast. my bf and i only know quickies bec i can't hold out, i've tried everything. how can i make myself squirt if i don't even have time to get my hand down there to push? also don't use lubricant for regular sex, can i still squirt without it?
and i can't feel my guy cum inside me. is that weird? i think he gets too deep for me to feel it.
vaginas do not squirt lubricant. they lack any physical mechanism remotely capable. "squirt" emanates from the urethra. you are pushing on your bladder and pissing on your dude. just so you know.
10:34... you're dumb
9:41. typical jersey douchebag...never pick up girls on an anonymous site
How do I squirted juice?
this is a very interesting conversation... ive tried but i shall try 2nite.. and see if i can after reading all this sounds fun.
Squirters = more rare than a golden ticket in a wonka bar
Its a good night for Pete
1:14, lighten up, man.
I seriously wanna learn how to do this!!
I love girls who squirt!
Its so hot.
Their pussies get so tight before they gush....and all that wet cum drives me wild.
I seriously would make my ex squirt in my mouth.
I could drink it all day long.
Ugh! That means you're peeing whilst cumming. Gotta work on those Kegal exercises!
Fuck Canada? Fuck you buddy!
my ex was a squirter and she was hot, but my friend fucked this fat chick and she squirted all over his bed and it smelled like fish
I love squirters! It's all about personal preference, though,
I am a squirter! It feels so good. I never pee b4 sex and sometimes I do pee on guys. My exboyfriend loveddd it so muchh! It gets really tight right before I squirt too. Which he loved! All u have 2 do is rub my clit while that dick is in me and I squirt everywhere! I can get it 2 go pretty far too! He called me his little personal porn star! ;) now I'm horny and wet dammit!
................I just squirted..........
i fucking love girls who squirt!!!!!!!!!!
just because she's a squirtter doesn't meant she's a nympho. just just happens to squirt girl jizz all over your face/privates...kinda gross.
Ok dude. Sure thing.
Canada is a piece of shit. It serves no purpose. Fuck Canada.
Squiter's are the best! If Pete ever dumps you, you'll have a lot of guys/girls to choose from.
omg it feels so much better when you squirt.. i dont always squirt when i cum, and when i dont its a very disappointing feeling.
go to redtube... then add '/15878' to the url
thats where u learn
I just laughed so hard that I snorted. Embarrasing! Lol
10:51, it's not pee retard.
I am a squirter and my husband loves it! I am his first squirter and his first anal......what a lucky man!
When you're about to cum get him to rub your clit and fuck you really hard. Then push and you'll squirt
I want to squirt. :/
anyone want to fuck?
Isn't it squirler (pokemon)?
SO DID I!!!!! OMFG!!!!!
11:27...thats just dumb dude.
I've been with squirters, so I know you're full of shit.
11:07 Thanks from 10:49. At least someone else knows what I'm talking about
You're either a squirter or your not. Not just anyone can do it.
Yeah, you can learn how. It's not that difficult
fat chicks squirt butter, little known fact
ps. Try to refrain from being 13. We can tell.
Because some guys love it when you squirt all over their dick. And when you push down when you squirt, you're clenching down on them at the same time
for all ya'll peeps who don't know what a squirter is it's when a female ejaculates. Such an art and beauty and is rarely seen. Its like when a dude cumsx10
Hmmmm.... then I'm on a mission
you can definitely learn how to squirt! I just started learning how to do it last week, after 2 tries, I got a little squirt going! search for it at the porn version of youtube...
my name is jenny and i can do it just call me 867-5309 :)
Could be worst, you could be a shitter...
if you don't know what a text is referring to... refer your young minds to urbandictionary... this is tfln not sex ed.
Squirters rule! If I end up with one I'll happily send it allllll night!
I maried a squiter. Kinda sucks now, we gotta change the sheets everyday, or lay towels down, dang puddle in the bed.
Sweet. I am definitely gonna try it.
if it doesn't look or smell like piss, how can it be piss? the people trying to burst your bubbles are just jealous! i did it a little bit once without even being aware of it, and i wish i could figure out how to do it again!
I am 12 and what is this?
this jackass OBVIOUSLY never experienced one. what an ignorant fuck.
2:15 - It's piss and lubricant. Anyway, did you get annoyed when your professor pissed on you all?
Thats HOT! when girls learn to squirt, they want to do it all the time. Its like discovering masturbation all over again!
How the fuck would you know? You've obviously never tried
more cushion for the pushin baby
My boyfriend loves to tell people. He's proud.
It feels so much better
I have a mad case of anal pubes. Oh, and fuck Canada.
that's a lie not everyone can be a squirter
I'm a girl who squirts and loves sex more than anything. It's the best feeling there is
I have done that before, it freaked me out the first time. haha
I think only people that have a lot of natural lubrication can do it.
Also ladies -tip- you have to hold your O back in for awhile and then like... make it all cum at once while pushing on the clit.
10:49 said it all...and 10:58 said it wrong, everyone has the ability to squirt it's just if you know how to get your body to that state and know what gets you to squirt.
Drink some OJ then spit it out. That's how you squirt juice.
i want to get a girl who squirts so bad now
you know, "squirting" is actually urine. there's no such thing as female jizz. some guy in my class at med school asked our professor about it. so yeah, enjoy being covered in piss...
why would you care about making a fat chick cum anyway you only fuck them when you are desperate
Haha I squirted on a dude's chest during 69 once ... came out of nowhere, never even told him I could squirt lol. He told me that he's never been with a squirter before ... but it was "fucking awesome". :P
god you guys are all demented. squirters are messy, gross and unnecessary
Reppin white plains but this is most of
Westcgesterss area code.,.
Wow. I want to be a squirter. I wonder if there's a way to learn how.
I think I'll go take some morphine now...this just ruined my appetie.
Sooooo fun!!! My husband loves it!! He said it's the ultimate fulfillment to watch. :) every chick should try it. The key is relaxing.
11:47 don't be mad that I realized you were a pissed off fattie trying to masquerade as a man. but yeah fat chicks are gross and their excess sweat makes them smell like fish
dude if you have a girlfriend thats a squirter, thats like winning the lottery and finding out shes a nympho at the same time
squirting happens if you get the g-spot... so any girl can do it if you do it right
Not at all. Kinda drunk actually!
I was taught. You can learn how to.
I'm a squirter, and no its NOT PISS. It really is the female ejaculate.
My boyfriend loves it when I squirt...he has also said it's like the Holy Grail of pussy. If you don't like women who squirt, you'd better prepared to never stick it in a girl again.
haha 11:33 you're an idiot.
learn to read, stupid fuck.
226-373-6378. This is my ex girlfriends number. lol, she squirts like no other
12:47 I can make any woman pee as well
I love making the ladies I am with squirt. The feeling is so much better then regular sex.
Anyone in NJ, need a lesson on how to ? =)
So why is it that guys like it so much?
What the hell is a squirter?
best TFLN ever
It is pretty hot when she's a legitimate squirter. My current gf is the first and only one I've been with. I hit the jackpot with her though; she's hot, kind, likes sushi, wants sex nearly every day, squirts, and gives great head. She's getting a ring some day.
my lady squirts. it's awesome. that is all.
You're ex eh?
lol, you on the market than? lol
haha 11:32 just realized why no guy ever calls her back, damn porker
omg i love it when a guy makes me squirt while hes inside me.. damn now im horny... gotta bust out my toy!
12:53 Sounds like a description of me! Glad you realize that you have an amazing woman on your hands. Hang onto her :)
what's so great about squirting
1248 I'm available
I like u 9:53 ;) I'll do it
My curent g/f recently got to the point where she was about to squirt (this would have been her first time) but she got scared because it makes you feel like you need to pee. Now I just have to convince her to see the light.
does it feel better for squirters?
someone said something about a squirter at a party on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site.
Not every woman can truly squirt. That's why so many people are calling it piss, because some of the women that don't have the ability do actually piss because they are trying to force it. Even some women that can do it will pee a little if they didn't go just before sex because it's so intense. You can tell the difference. If it's clear, then its her natural wetness, but if it's yellow, then it's urine.
Cool. How do you do it?
Squirting is good. And no it's not urine, doesnt anyone listen to love line anymore? Haha!
226-373-6378 you say? hmmm...
Haha. I could have sent this last week. Also, what is the big turn on?
mmmmmm....my ex was a squirter...so fucking hot...this text makes me miss her :( ha, ha
And she married a speller?
Seriously, what's a squirter?
I may just have to move to that area code and find her...
once you learn you can squirt there's no going back
I usually curve my fingers upward into her G spot and rub the clit fast with good pressure! At the right time you have to push...and then you have it- a fountain!
my man told those in earshot at a party recently that he got me to squirt. what dont men get? if u ever want us to squirt again, dont fucking tell everyone!
I have made all of my girlfriends squirt since i learned how to teach them how. its all in your inner muscles and you have to push at the right time. I CAN MAKE ANY WOMAN SQUIRT.
my boyfriend rubs my sweet spot SOOOO good.
he is addicted to making me squirt. he cant get enough.
and I'll admit, its so much more intense and amazing.
Wow you need to relax. I am just willing to give out lesson! =)
I can always get my girls to squirt... it's a prowess thing.
Why does something that looks like p:ssing,
My BF told my entire family.. including my Grandmother that I was..
ill fuck ya and let you squirt in my mouth :-)
5:45- u can squirt on me any time
unknown errors are fucking pointless. What can we say and not say? We can abuse and swear but we can't say harmless words. Where's the line!?
Seriously, chicks that squirt are much better in bed. Its just so much hotter.