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  • facebook is for college kids, get off old people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:54pm
  • this is a no-brainer. they were married, you went on three dates... i wonder which one is expendable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Yes. Yes you are that crazy. You crazy fucking bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:21pm
  • @854. i'm 20... i was married... should i go deleted my facebook now? i don't want to break your iron clad rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:22pm
  • 8:54 / 9:01 - Some people get married younger than others. I got married when I was 20, so going by your logic someone in their 20's is too old to be on facebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Obviously if you looked that hard to find that out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00am
  • I delete people from my friend list all the time. asshole hookups, bitchy girls. it's very satisfying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:11pm
  • I love you 1:43. This is precisely what it is/was all about... more was than is though unfortunately... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:57am
  • I am not friends with my ex wife but I fuck her in occassion. Should I have a facebook?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:10am
  • if you have to ask this question, yes. that or you suck in bed. it's a toss up =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:32am
  • hmm this may be referring to me lmao and yes you are that crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:22am
  • 4:54 where have you been? It hasnt been that way for like 4 years now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:20am
  • don't worry.. one less problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:51pm
  • If you have to ask...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 10:31, and why is that? Did you create facebook and determine when people should stop using it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:38pm
  • People who are old enough to be married are the ones who were actually allowed to be on it when FB started. You know, when all you kiddos were in elementary school :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:16pm
  • You kids are cute. We 20-somethings are the only ones who were ALLOWED to sign up for facebook back when it started (when you were REQUIRED to have a college email account). Incidentally, the whole point is to keep in touch with friends from high school when you go away to college, to keep in touch with college friends when you graduate college, and so forth. ....Though I am sure it's a great resource for talking about all the high school (or middle school?) drama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:43am
  • I'm in my 30 and friends with my ex on FB, we were teenages when we got married and divorced for 10 plus years now have our own teenage daughter on FB, he must not want anything to do with you! Move on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • You are THAT crazy if you give a shit about what people are doing on Facebook...that or your are fucking 12.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Yes, all good advice. Except I would suggest threatening to kill yourself if he doesn't take you back, un-friend his ex-wife/never talk to her again, and marry you immediately. That works every time. And if it doesn't then at least that's one less idiot out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:33am
  • tell that to my 20yr old ex-husbands 50 yr old mother. what about those in medical school? they'll be older than most upon graduation... are they permitted to keep facebooks? there are many loopholes to these self-written rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:38pm
  • The only way to find out is to send him like 50 messages on Facebook and a few friend requests, and also call and text him, but only after midnight, and ask him why he de-friended you. Also tell him you really, really love him even though you've only been on three dates. Use the term 'soul mates' a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:15am
  • I guess you dont want to keep in touch with ur college friends after you graduate and all move away from each other huh 10:31. dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:17pm
  • yes youo are if you stalked his fb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:45pm
  • if you even know that... then yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:03pm
  • the fact that you sent this text confirms that you are indeed crazy. but we already knew this before the text because you are female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:30am
  • what if you're 35 & going back to college??? Should I delete my FB? LMAO..... Not gonna happen, btw :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:27pm
  • You shouldn't have a facebook after you graduate from college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:31pm
  • yes you are, mainly cause youre getting worked up about your status on his fucking FACEBOOK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Yeah you are a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it when I dream I'm doin you all night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:10pm
  • he friended you early on so he could fuck you. after the third date magic, he plowed you and then defriended you. sorry, you're probably batshit crazy but ridiculously hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:38am
  • if you have been married you are too old for facebook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Ahem, I definitely agree with 9:18.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:34pm
  • 11:15- hahahahaha that was hilarious. I think this person should follow your advice to the letter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:58am
  • good chance you are that nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:45pm
  • in a word. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:59pm