Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Send us your Text From Last Night!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.