an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?