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  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:13pm

    My dick, rumble in the jungle. Your dick, got touched by your uncle

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:20pm

    yee. you go to U of I? or one of the smaller schools around, 8:19?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:15pm

    Charles Rutherford says your gonna need a archeological dig and a crew of ten to unearth that tampon you lost in your vagina. Btw I'm pretty good with chopsticks

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:12pm

    11:05 stop copying Cleveland straight outa stoolbend

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:02am

    Real g you really suck

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:01pm

    Wanna know how I got these jokes? -Jeff

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:55pm

    Dude, he can mean many things. Maybe it's both. Dipshit

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:06pm

    I will block your punches with my face and absorb your kicks with my shins

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:27pm

    Your rhymes started DECENT at best, now they fail.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:07pm

    hahaha. no he's saying they get in there in the first place. way to know how to read.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:33am

    i legitimately have no idea what this means or why this could possibly be considered funny enough to be posted

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:20pm

    WOAH cowboy!!! There some giners you DO not want to go into

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:41am

    Oh i get it! It's funny because tampons are inside vaginas all the time, while the OP almost is never inside one! So basically a stick of cotton is getting more action than him! -Jeff

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:04pm

    gotten my period 3 times in a month not fun

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:24pm

    I ain't mr dick man rapping, this is real G on the track, better start clappin, knock your shit for days next week you'll still be crappin, get on your knees and get ready for a dick slappin. -real G

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:02pm

    tampons are gods gifts to women : )

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:25pm

    What's the point of that last text? Just saying 'tampons.'

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:19pm

    nope, 217 for sureeeee.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:08pm

    WOOO 8:03. reppin 217?

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:03pm

    HOLLA IF UR FROM ILLINOIS!!!

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:28am

    Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:02pm

    by wish you mean bleed

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:10pm

    Kind of, Jeff. wish upon a tampon= where the fuck is my period I hope im not pregnant. but the second part is correct.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:53pm

    Meh, mind a 2-yr age difference? Younger. >.>

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:10pm

    naaah 847 EVANSTON WHOO

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:45am

    Your rhymes are absolutely horrid. You're stretching way to hard for them to be considered worthwhile

  • 25 37
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:25am

    Wow. New yorkers.

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:34pm

    Dude tampons always get further than me because there bigger than my penis is :(

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:27pm

    The last part, he is stating that he's small, and tampons go into her vagina farther.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:10am

    I lik used tampons. I no it is not sposed to b good for you but I lik them. I lik to play with them. Me and my girlfriend lik them. I masterbait with her used tampon. It is good. I lik her used tampons bcuz they are good.

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:58pm

    Meh, it's all good man. It's not the ... Size.. That counts... Hah! Sorry man, good luck. My girl fears mine.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:39pm

    "Real G", you fail worse then Jeff.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:11pm

    helllll no. champaign is where it's at.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:17pm

    I miss Jeff... Which is sad as fuck... He made texts like this funny.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm

    I don't mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:05pm

    I love semen on my face -Charles Rutherford

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:36pm

    Tampons may get further than you, but you are just as satisfying.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:02pm

    Not funny.. 718! BROOKLYNNN!

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:08pm

    Mr. Rapper, nice... "yeah our" it's not with mine. Go have a good "lightsaber fight"

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:35pm

    someone sex me up please

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:05pm

    Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two. Im a horny 20yr old girl!! Ask for pauline!

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:58pm

    Yeah our dick is smaller than a twig, my dick is long, hard, and big. Your dick looks like a runt, My dick gets with that cunt. Your dick is a millimeter, My dick has a personality, they call him Peter.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:53pm

    i miss "pawwwpular" girl lmfao! ;ppp

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:00pm

    First! This is stupid

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:39pm

    8:35-- male or female? How old?