WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
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yee. you go to U of I? or one of the smaller schools around, 8:19?
Real g you really suck
Charles Rutherford says your gonna need a archeological dig and a crew of ten to unearth that tampon you lost in your vagina. Btw I'm pretty good with chopsticks
Wanna know how I got these jokes?
i legitimately have no idea what this means or why this could possibly be considered funny enough to be posted
Meh, mind a 2-yr age difference? Younger. >.>
gotten my period 3 times in a month
11:05 stop copying Cleveland straight outa stoolbend
My dick, rumble in the jungle. Your dick, got touched by your uncle
helllll no. champaign is where it's at.
hahaha. no he's saying they get in there in the first place. way to know how to read.
I ain't mr dick man rapping, this is real G on the track, better start clappin, knock your shit for days next week you'll still be crappin, get on your knees and get ready for a dick slappin.
Your rhymes started DECENT at best, now they fail.
I will block your punches with my face and absorb your kicks with my shins
Oh i get it! It's funny because tampons are inside vaginas all the time, while the OP almost is never inside one! So basically a stick of cotton is getting more action than him!
First! This is stupid
WOOO 8:03. reppin 217?
What's the point of that last text? Just saying 'tampons.'
nope, 217 for sureeeee.
by wish you mean bleed
HOLLA IF UR FROM ILLINOIS!!!
WOAH cowboy!!! There some giners you DO not want to go into
I lik used tampons. I no it is not sposed to b good for you but I lik them. I lik to play with them. Me and my girlfriend lik them. I masterbait with her used tampon. It is good. I lik her used tampons bcuz they are good.
I miss Jeff... Which is sad as fuck... He made texts like this funny.
naaah 847 EVANSTON WHOO
Your rhymes are absolutely horrid. You're stretching way to hard for them to be considered worthwhile
Wow. New yorkers.
Dude tampons always get further than me because there bigger than my penis is :(
I don't mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle
Meh, it's all good man. It's not the ... Size.. That counts... Hah! Sorry man, good luck. My girl fears mine.
tampons are gods gifts to women : )
Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks
i miss "pawwwpular" girl lmfao! ;ppp
Tampons may get further than you, but you are just as satisfying.
Dude, he can mean many things. Maybe it's both. Dipshit
Kind of, Jeff.
wish upon a tampon= where the fuck is my period I hope im not pregnant.
but the second part is correct.
Mr. Rapper, nice... "yeah our" it's not with mine. Go have a good "lightsaber fight"
"Real G", you fail worse then Jeff.
The last part, he is stating that he's small, and tampons go into her vagina farther.
8:35-- male or female? How old?
Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two. Im a horny 20yr old girl!! Ask for pauline!
I love semen on my face
Yeah our dick is smaller than a twig, my dick is long, hard, and big.
Your dick looks like a runt,
My dick gets with that cunt.
Your dick is a millimeter,
My dick has a personality, they call him Peter.
someone sex me up please