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  • yee. you go to U of I? or one of the smaller schools around, 8:19?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Charles Rutherford says your gonna need a archeological dig and a crew of ten to unearth that tampon you lost in your vagina. Btw I'm pretty good with chopsticks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Real g you really suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:02am
  • i legitimately have no idea what this means or why this could possibly be considered funny enough to be posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:33am
  • Wanna know how I got these jokes? -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Meh, mind a 2-yr age difference? Younger. >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:53pm
  • My dick, rumble in the jungle. Your dick, got touched by your uncle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:13pm
  • gotten my period 3 times in a month not fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:04pm
  • hahaha. no he's saying they get in there in the first place. way to know how to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:07pm
  • I ain't mr dick man rapping, this is real G on the track, better start clappin, knock your shit for days next week you'll still be crappin, get on your knees and get ready for a dick slappin. -real G

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:24pm
  • helllll no. champaign is where it's at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I will block your punches with my face and absorb your kicks with my shins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Your rhymes started DECENT at best, now they fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:27pm
  • 11:05 stop copying Cleveland straight outa stoolbend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Oh i get it! It's funny because tampons are inside vaginas all the time, while the OP almost is never inside one! So basically a stick of cotton is getting more action than him! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:41am
  • Not funny.. 718! BROOKLYNNN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:02pm
  • First! This is stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:00pm
  • WOOO 8:03. reppin 217?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:08pm
  • I lik used tampons. I no it is not sposed to b good for you but I lik them. I lik to play with them. Me and my girlfriend lik them. I masterbait with her used tampon. It is good. I lik her used tampons bcuz they are good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:10am
  • I miss Jeff... Which is sad as fuck... He made texts like this funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:17pm
  • What's the point of that last text? Just saying 'tampons.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:25pm
  • nope, 217 for sureeeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:19pm
  • WOAH cowboy!!! There some giners you DO not want to go into

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Dude tampons always get further than me because there bigger than my penis is :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:34pm
  • by wish you mean bleed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Your rhymes are absolutely horrid. You're stretching way to hard for them to be considered worthwhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:45am
  • Wow. New yorkers.

    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:25am
  • Meh, it's all good man. It's not the ... Size.. That counts... Hah! Sorry man, good luck. My girl fears mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:58pm
  • tampons are gods gifts to women : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:02pm
  • naaah 847 EVANSTON WHOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:28am
  • i miss "pawwwpular" girl lmfao! ;ppp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Dude, he can mean many things. Maybe it's both. Dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:55pm
  • I don't mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm
  • The last part, he is stating that he's small, and tampons go into her vagina farther.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Kind of, Jeff. wish upon a tampon= where the fuck is my period I hope im not pregnant. but the second part is correct.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Mr. Rapper, nice... "yeah our" it's not with mine. Go have a good "lightsaber fight"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:08pm
  • HOLLA IF UR FROM ILLINOIS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Tampons may get further than you, but you are just as satisfying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:36pm
  • "Real G", you fail worse then Jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:39pm
  • I love semen on my face -Charles Rutherford

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:05pm
  • 8:35-- male or female? How old?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two. Im a horny 20yr old girl!! Ask for pauline!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Yeah our dick is smaller than a twig, my dick is long, hard, and big. Your dick looks like a runt, My dick gets with that cunt. Your dick is a millimeter, My dick has a personality, they call him Peter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:58pm
  • someone sex me up please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:35pm