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  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:36am

    I just creamed my pants reading this text

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:16am

    Ha I'm at work right now at a hotel. Working nights you see a lot of shit, I'm writing a movie based around it. But yes, the sheets get washed everyday, at least at my hotel which is upscale.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:02pm

    You hooked up with your hand. Way to show off.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:24pm

    1:10 porbably is a dude

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:02am

    What if you travel through time and give yourself a blowjob, masturbation?

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:04pm

    That's not something you should share.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06am

    if a guy can't get laid at a wedding where girls are just creaming their panties over seeing some girl take a guy's m-card, then he has no game

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:01pm

    That's funny! First!!!!!!!!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:49pm

    Dude I'm sure alot worse shit has been on hotel sheets then spermmmm

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm

    If u r a Siamese twin and ur joined at the hip but have to seperate penisis and you Jack ur twin off is it considered masterbation or a handjob???

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:10am

    Anyone wanna fuck? Hit me up boys ;]

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:22am

    Oh, I get it , it's funny because he was at a weddin and should have had intercourse but instead he mastermated onto the bed sheets of his hotel room! Ohh! ~Jeff

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm

    sooommee where over the rainbow!

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm

    Holy shit 11:05... Handjob.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm

    <<<< that dog in that ad is fucking HUGE

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:09am

    11:02 not a realistic scenario, we are still months away from the introduction of time travelling technology.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:12am

    2:07 needs a serious grammar lesson.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:23am

    The real Jeff can spell!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm

    Well, when u can't find a woman to take ur 13in penis it's kinda hard.....

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:19pm

    this is from entourage.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:42pm

    This one was actually funny, and if it's a good hotel they change the sheets daily.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:02pm

    Because he couldn't get any if he tried.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:50am

    Shit, 2:07 needs Jesus AND 3rd grade... Illiterate moron.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:01am

    Just about to say that 11:49

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:30am

    Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:07am

    I one time went to a weding where I had secs with the bryde. She wanted to fuk me and I lik her and we had secs. Then she went to her husbin and wad lik I didint go no were. We got away good cuz she had secs with me and it was good. Now I masterbait when I think about her.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:08pm

    well thats a productive night.....

  • 18 32
    Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 29, 11 at 11:54pm

    Why I fucking hate hotels reason number 2674576

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:27pm

    2:07 you're a slut.

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:49pm

    Stop stealing lines from entourage!!!!