did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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What if you travel through time and give yourself a blowjob, masturbation?
That's not something you should share.
Anyone wanna fuck? Hit me up boys ;]
if a guy can't get laid at a wedding where girls are just creaming their panties over seeing some girl take a guy's m-card, then he has no game
You hooked up with your hand. Way to show off.
If u r a Siamese twin and ur joined at the hip but have to seperate penisis and you Jack ur twin off is it considered masterbation or a handjob???
1:10 porbably is a dude
That's funny! First!!!!!!!!
Ha I'm at work right now at a hotel. Working nights you see a lot of shit, I'm writing a movie based around it. But yes, the sheets get washed everyday, at least at my hotel which is upscale.
2:07 needs a serious grammar lesson.
11:02 not a realistic scenario, we are still months away from the introduction of time travelling technology.
The real Jeff can spell!
<<<< that dog in that ad is fucking HUGE
Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks
Because he couldn't get any if he tried.
Holy shit 11:05... Handjob.
Shit, 2:07 needs Jesus AND 3rd grade... Illiterate moron.
Oh, I get it , it's funny because he was at a weddin and should have had intercourse but instead he mastermated onto the bed sheets of his hotel room! Ohh!
Just about to say that 11:49
This one was actually funny, and if it's a good hotel they change the sheets daily.
Dude I'm sure alot worse shit has been on hotel sheets then spermmmm
well thats a productive night.....
sooommee where over the rainbow!
this is from entourage.
Why I fucking hate hotels reason number 2674576
I one time went to a weding where I had secs with the bryde. She wanted to fuk me and I lik her and we had secs. Then she went to her husbin and wad lik I didint go no were. We got away good cuz she had secs with me and it was good. Now I masterbait when I think about her.
I just creamed my pants reading this text
2:07 you're a slut.
Well, when u can't find a woman to take ur 13in penis it's kinda hard.....
Stop stealing lines from entourage!!!!