did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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What if you travel through time and give yourself a blowjob, masturbation?
That's not something you should share.
You hooked up with your hand. Way to show off.
if a guy can't get laid at a wedding where girls are just creaming their panties over seeing some girl take a guy's m-card, then he has no game
Anyone wanna fuck? Hit me up boys ;]
If u r a Siamese twin and ur joined at the hip but have to seperate penisis and you Jack ur twin off is it considered masterbation or a handjob???
1:10 porbably is a dude
That's funny! First!!!!!!!!
Ha I'm at work right now at a hotel. Working nights you see a lot of shit, I'm writing a movie based around it. But yes, the sheets get washed everyday, at least at my hotel which is upscale.
11:02 not a realistic scenario, we are still months away from the introduction of time travelling technology.
2:07 needs a serious grammar lesson.
<<<< that dog in that ad is fucking HUGE
The real Jeff can spell!
Because he couldn't get any if he tried.
Holy shit 11:05... Handjob.
Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks
Shit, 2:07 needs Jesus AND 3rd grade... Illiterate moron.
Oh, I get it , it's funny because he was at a weddin and should have had intercourse but instead he mastermated onto the bed sheets of his hotel room! Ohh!
Just about to say that 11:49
This one was actually funny, and if it's a good hotel they change the sheets daily.
well thats a productive night.....
Dude I'm sure alot worse shit has been on hotel sheets then spermmmm
sooommee where over the rainbow!
this is from entourage.
Why I fucking hate hotels reason number 2674576
2:07 you're a slut.
I just creamed my pants reading this text
I one time went to a weding where I had secs with the bryde. She wanted to fuk me and I lik her and we had secs. Then she went to her husbin and wad lik I didint go no were. We got away good cuz she had secs with me and it was good. Now I masterbait when I think about her.
Well, when u can't find a woman to take ur 13in penis it's kinda hard.....
Stop stealing lines from entourage!!!!