did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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What if you travel through time and give yourself a blowjob, masturbation?
That's not something you should share.
You hooked up with your hand. Way to show off.
Anyone wanna fuck? Hit me up boys ;]
if a guy can't get laid at a wedding where girls are just creaming their panties over seeing some girl take a guy's m-card, then he has no game
If u r a Siamese twin and ur joined at the hip but have to seperate penisis and you Jack ur twin off is it considered masterbation or a handjob???
2:07 needs a serious grammar lesson.
1:10 porbably is a dude
Ha I'm at work right now at a hotel. Working nights you see a lot of shit, I'm writing a movie based around it. But yes, the sheets get washed everyday, at least at my hotel which is upscale.
That's funny! First!!!!!!!!
11:02 not a realistic scenario, we are still months away from the introduction of time travelling technology.
<<<< that dog in that ad is fucking HUGE
The real Jeff can spell!
Oh, I get it , it's funny because he was at a weddin and should have had intercourse but instead he mastermated onto the bed sheets of his hotel room! Ohh!
Because he couldn't get any if he tried.
This one was actually funny, and if it's a good hotel they change the sheets daily.
Holy shit 11:05... Handjob.
well thats a productive night.....
Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks
this is from entourage.
Just about to say that 11:49
Shit, 2:07 needs Jesus AND 3rd grade... Illiterate moron.
sooommee where over the rainbow!
I just creamed my pants reading this text
Dude I'm sure alot worse shit has been on hotel sheets then spermmmm
I one time went to a weding where I had secs with the bryde. She wanted to fuk me and I lik her and we had secs. Then she went to her husbin and wad lik I didint go no were. We got away good cuz she had secs with me and it was good. Now I masterbait when I think about her.
2:07 you're a slut.
Well, when u can't find a woman to take ur 13in penis it's kinda hard.....
Why I fucking hate hotels reason number 2674576
Stop stealing lines from entourage!!!!