so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Ladies, if you want them to stop begging for anal, tell them you'll only give it to them if they take it in the ass, first.
Wow, OP. You're a big ol' bucket of fail. You'll never get anything but tears and yelling from a woman by implying she's fat. Moron.
wow, 2:47 you sound like a real class act... i'm sure the girls are ALL over you....
3:32 (2), judging by your spelling, I think you're fantasizing in English class, not math.
YOU STOLE MY IDEAS RUTHERFORD!!!
1:33 You are an idiot. Why should one partner be up for anything if the other partner isn't willing. Sex is a two way street, both partners should give and get. Enjoy your right hand for the rest of your life, as finding pegging to be un-adventurous means your too dumb to handle any actual human relationships.
Hi this is 3:32 #2 gf. I lik my bf. He is swete and carring and he has a big wener and satsfys me with it alot bcuz he is good at secs I lik it when I have secs with him. I masterbait for him. It is good. We is fun bcuz it is fun for we do it. My bf is sexsy.
Men, you have a prostate for a reason, so it can be stimulated. Nothing is more sad then an ignorant boy pretending to be a man. If you aren't man enough to take it you aren't man enough to give it.
I think the person below me is an anal rapist
pretty much when a guy asks me if i want to do anal...i ask him to go first...the first guy who agrees...well he gets it i guess ; P
3:08--Everything and everyone gets tired eventually. Think of your favorite meal in the world. Then eat it everyday. Tell me when you're ready to eat something else. At least with anal, it's at the same restaurant.
Actually, 5:11, "lose" is correct. Learn how to write.
It may not get you laid, but it probably has some truth in it.
7:56 you have no idea what you are talking about!!
5:24, yes I know it is an easy mistake to make. I see you've done it yourself. Thanks for providing another example.
Same, except i teach kindergardeners
Lots of single virgins in this thread. I am not opposed to anal, but I have to trust my boyfriend first. And if he's bad in bed, he's not going to do any better back there. It's possible to enjoy anal sex as a female, but if so many boys cannot even find the clitoris, haha, why do they think they've earned anal?!
I wish my guy would let me use a strap-on with him.
I'd totally fuck a chick anally to make her skinnier.
2:40- why wouldn't you give him a bj? If he's your bf then it's kind of normal for it to happen. I'm sure you would want him to do other things to you as well.. Don't be stingy :) 2:47- I agree. But maybe your word choices seemed harsh. ..I'm a girl btw
This joke is better said out loud than read but here it goes: A blowjob will make your whole day, anal sex will make your hole weak.
5:31 So true. If boys can't work the clit, why should they get to go backstage?
Ladies, seriously. After letting a guy do you anally, you pull out the strap-on and say "your turn!" It's not all about you, after all...it's about US.
5:02 learn how to write. It's "loose" not "lose."
I would think it would work
@ 5:11 Your attempt to correct someone else's spelling is sad. Only correct them when you are 100% sure they are wrong!
You "lose" weight.
Your asshole is "loose" after anal.
Figure it out.
Nice, 2 bad i only had to ask once for it :)
3:42, you just used an eating and food metaphor to describe anal sex. I'm pretty sure that is full of fail.
@2:40 -- the positive point is that he is the bf and you are (were) the girlfriend. He wants a BJ -- you give him a BJ. It's not all about you, sweetie. It's about US
that usually works for me...
Would the argument work for you, sweetie?
My ex was always trying to get me to give him a blowjob. He didn't even make any positive points about it.
"tears and yelling," 4:16? That's just stupid. If a ho knows she needs to lose weight, she should engage in something more aerobically productive...like running or a stationary bike. Nobody ever lost weight throwing tantrums.
Male anal is not as bad as it sounds, at least after the first time. Just follow the golden rule for both sides of anal: there's never too much lube.
she shit while i was doing her in the ass.
That argument would have worked fine with me! Been doing anal with my man for 6 years now and it does make you totally shit easier!!
3:59 i will rail your pooper anytime anywhere.
Oops! I mean 3:59 lol
@6:32 totally agreed - this is why my husband has never gotten it...
3:32 has never lain with a women in the biblical sense.
Charles Rutherford hopes she blows mud on you while giving her anal!
3:26, with you i'd get you WASTED and then "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole during regular sex. It'd break you in for the next time so you wouldn't be so whiny about it.
I guess I am a rarity... I give what my man what he wants and he makes it fun for the both of us whle getting it... I say fair trade and there hasn't been a bad experience yet.
very nice try tho. But dump that bitch. Guys shouldn't have to beg for sex, BJ's or anal. If the bitch won't put out, then go find one that will.
The best way is "accidentally". I even made a girl cry "accidentally". The key is to make sure you are buzzed enough that she thinks you're wasted but not too buzzed cuz you gotta aim " accidentally" first last second third and fourth
What a stupid bitch!! Why wouldn't she want to make her man happy?!! About a year ago I tried anal for the first time just for my bf and now I fucking love it!!! Having a dick in your ass feels amazing!!! I cum so hard!!
...not that I'm agreeing with 5:02's point.
I lik to masterbait to pitchurs of asshole bcuz a girl ass is sexsy really sexsy. Somtimes I lik to think about the girl in my math class naked bcuz she has a nice ass and then I masterbait when I think about her
Ok 3:29--you show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you a guy that's tired of banging her (vaginally). Better?
@5:02 I never said it made sense or it was justified. I'm just saying that's what happens. If you don't want to tell a woman she needs to lose weight, don't fuck the fat ones.
Smear some of your own shit on your dick and then tell her not to worry cuz your dick is already covered in shit her ass won't make it any worse.
Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another
Wow 12:59!!! you're not open to try anything new sexually!! I feel sorry for any guy you end up with!!
Fuk all you ppl makin fun of my bf 3:32. He is carring and a good love. He is sexsy.
I fuckin need a BJ. So bad.
3:59, can I fuck your ass?
The Cockmaster says: I fuck girls in every orifice
Ya dump the bitch don't waste your time. If you have to beg for bj's or sex it's not worth it.
All the girls in farmville give up the ballon knot so we can post texts about how great it was.
-farmer from farmville
5:13, every office? Even the head office?