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  • 82 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:26pm

    Ladies, if you want them to stop begging for anal, tell them you'll only give it to them if they take it in the ass, first.

  • 67 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:32pm

    Men, you have a prostate for a reason, so it can be stimulated. Nothing is more sad then an ignorant boy pretending to be a man. If you aren't man enough to take it you aren't man enough to give it.

  • 65 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:02pm

    wow, 2:47 you sound like a real class act... i'm sure the girls are ALL over you....

  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:39pm

    3:32 (2), judging by your spelling, I think you're fantasizing in English class, not math.

  • 64 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:31pm

    Lots of single virgins in this thread. I am not opposed to anal, but I have to trust my boyfriend first. And if he's bad in bed, he's not going to do any better back there. It's possible to enjoy anal sex as a female, but if so many boys cannot even find the clitoris, haha, why do they think they've earned anal?!

  • 60 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:04pm

    YOU STOLE MY IDEAS RUTHERFORD!!! -Bohr

  • 58 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:16pm

    Wow, OP. You're a big ol' bucket of fail. You'll never get anything but tears and yelling from a woman by implying she's fat. Moron.

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:59am

    pretty much when a guy asks me if i want to do anal...i ask him to go first...the first guy who agrees...well he gets it i guess ; P

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:56pm

    I think the person below me is an anal rapist

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:32pm

    2:40- why wouldn't you give him a bj? If he's your bf then it's kind of normal for it to happen. I'm sure you would want him to do other things to you as well.. Don't be stingy :) 2:47- I agree. But maybe your word choices seemed harsh. ..I'm a girl btw

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:54pm

    Charles Rutherford hopes she blows mud on you while giving her anal!

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:56am

    1:33 You are an idiot. Why should one partner be up for anything if the other partner isn't willing. Sex is a two way street, both partners should give and get. Enjoy your right hand for the rest of your life, as finding pegging to be un-adventurous means your too dumb to handle any actual human relationships.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:31pm

    That argument would have worked fine with me! Been doing anal with my man for 6 years now and it does make you totally shit easier!!

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:51am

    This joke is better said out loud than read but here it goes: A blowjob will make your whole day, anal sex will make your hole weak.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:14am

    Hi this is 3:32 #2 gf. I lik my bf. He is swete and carring and he has a big wener and satsfys me with it alot bcuz he is good at secs I lik it when I have secs with him. I masterbait for him. It is good. We is fun bcuz it is fun for we do it. My bf is sexsy.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:55pm

    Oops! I mean 3:59 lol

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:04pm

    Male anal is not as bad as it sounds, at least after the first time. Just follow the golden rule for both sides of anal: there's never too much lube.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:07pm

    Ladies, seriously. After letting a guy do you anally, you pull out the strap-on and say "your turn!" It's not all about you, after all...it's about US.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:39pm

    @6:32 totally agreed - this is why my husband has never gotten it...

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:24pm

    3:08--Everything and everyone gets tired eventually. Think of your favorite meal in the world. Then eat it everyday. Tell me when you're ready to eat something else. At least with anal, it's at the same restaurant.

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:28pm

    I would think it would work

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:03am

    7:56 you have no idea what you are talking about!!

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:23pm

    I wish my guy would let me use a strap-on with him.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:30pm

    It may not get you laid, but it probably has some truth in it.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:24pm

    @ 5:11 Your attempt to correct someone else's spelling is sad. Only correct them when you are 100% sure they are wrong! You "lose" weight. Your asshole is "loose" after anal. Figure it out.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:46pm

    very nice try tho. But dump that bitch. Guys shouldn't have to beg for sex, BJ's or anal. If the bitch won't put out, then go find one that will.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:21pm

    Actually, 5:11, "lose" is correct. Learn how to write.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:22pm

    3:59 i will rail your pooper anytime anywhere.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:15am

    LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:11pm

    5:02 learn how to write. It's "loose" not "lose."

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:42pm

    3:32 has never lain with a women in the biblical sense.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:58pm

    5:31 So true. If boys can't work the clit, why should they get to go backstage?

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:40pm

    My ex was always trying to get me to give him a blowjob. He didn't even make any positive points about it.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:33am

    Wow 12:59!!! you're not open to try anything new sexually!! I feel sorry for any guy you end up with!!

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:28pm

    Nice, 2 bad i only had to ask once for it :)

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:28pm

    5:24, yes I know it is an easy mistake to make. I see you've done it yourself. Thanks for providing another example.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:23pm

    ...not that I'm agreeing with 5:02's point.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:42, you just used an eating and food metaphor to describe anal sex. I'm pretty sure that is full of fail.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:20am

    I fuckin need a BJ. So bad.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:44pm

    I guess I am a rarity... I give what my man what he wants and he makes it fun for the both of us whle getting it... I say fair trade and there hasn't been a bad experience yet.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:15am

    Fuk all you ppl makin fun of my bf 3:32. He is carring and a good love. He is sexsy.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:34am

    3:59, can I fuck your ass?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:14pm

    Would the argument work for you, sweetie?

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    The best way is "accidentally". I even made a girl cry "accidentally". The key is to make sure you are buzzed enough that she thinks you're wasted but not too buzzed cuz you gotta aim " accidentally" first last second third and fourth -chuckLe

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:02pm

    "tears and yelling," 4:16? That's just stupid. If a ho knows she needs to lose weight, she should engage in something more aerobically productive...like running or a stationary bike. Nobody ever lost weight throwing tantrums.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:53pm

    Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:42pm

    that usually works for me...

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:13pm

    The Cockmaster says: I fuck girls in every orifice

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:40pm

    Same, except i teach kindergardeners

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:31pm

    she shit while i was doing her in the ass.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:28pm

    I'd totally fuck a chick anally to make her skinnier.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:32pm

    I lik to masterbait to pitchurs of asshole bcuz a girl ass is sexsy really sexsy. Somtimes I lik to think about the girl in my math class naked bcuz she has a nice ass and then I masterbait when I think about her

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:32pm

    Ok 3:29--you show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you a guy that's tired of banging her (vaginally). Better?

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:55pm

    @5:02 I never said it made sense or it was justified. I'm just saying that's what happens. If you don't want to tell a woman she needs to lose weight, don't fuck the fat ones.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:59pm

    What a stupid bitch!! Why wouldn't she want to make her man happy?!! About a year ago I tried anal for the first time just for my bf and now I fucking love it!!! Having a dick in your ass feels amazing!!! I cum so hard!!

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:26, with you i'd get you WASTED and then "accidentally" put it in the wrong hole during regular sex. It'd break you in for the next time so you wouldn't be so whiny about it.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:02pm

    Ya dump the bitch don't waste your time. If you have to beg for bj's or sex it's not worth it.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:47pm

    @2:40 -- the positive point is that he is the bf and you are (were) the girlfriend. He wants a BJ -- you give him a BJ. It's not all about you, sweetie. It's about US

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:20pm

    5:13, every office? Even the head office?

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:19pm

    All the girls in farmville give up the ballon knot so we can post texts about how great it was. -farmer from farmville

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:43pm

    Smear some of your own shit on your dick and then tell her not to worry cuz your dick is already covered in shit her ass won't make it any worse. (doodooface)