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(815): View more from Illinois

Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.

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(631): View more from New York

his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores

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(518): View more from New York

he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."

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(517): View more from Michigan

i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend

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(239): View more from Florida

yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.

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(773): View more from Illinois

i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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