This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy