Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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