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(505): View more from New Mexico

Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport

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(863): View more from Florida

There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.

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(519): View more from Ontario

What color are my eyes?

(1-519): View more from Ontario

Ummmm... 34 C?

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.

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(716): View more from New York

If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it

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(415): View more from California

I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?

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