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I'm so horny!

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I'm so hungry

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WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

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For your pussy...

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(508): I'm so horny! (781): I'm so hungry (508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY! (781): For your pussy... http://tfl.nu/7j50

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Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave? (850): I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife http://tfl.nu/5iik

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(310): View more from California

My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra

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(310): My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra http://tfl.nu/y9he

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how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago

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so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?

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(518): how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago (404): so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me? http://tfl.nu/o0wy

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the snow is so cold on my vagina.

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why do you have snow on your vagina?

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vodka and heels.

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(580): the snow is so cold on my vagina. (405): why do you have snow on your vagina? (580): vodka and heels. http://tfl.nu/uvnf

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I cont stop tolking in a british axsent

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(215): I cont stop tolking in a british axsent http://tfl.nu/j2m9

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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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(773): Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys. http://tfl.nu/g51j

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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

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(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him http://tfl.nu/axwb

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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" http://tfl.nu/uoap

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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

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(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. http://tfl.nu/p67s

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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left

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(330): I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left http://tfl.nu/kqqk

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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss

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OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?

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Doritoesssssss

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(518): All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss (301): OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with? (518): Doritoesssssss http://tfl.nu/528p

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i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".

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(404): i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ". http://tfl.nu/tf5y

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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(813): I'm fucking your sister right now. (1-813): You motherfucker (813): She's next. http://tfl.nu/gaup

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(812): View more from Indiana

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow http://tfl.nu/ea94

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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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(573): The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season http://tfl.nu/ewwq

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