Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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