Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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