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(708): View more from Illinois

And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free

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(530): View more from California

Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy

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(718): View more from New York

Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.

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(815): View more from Illinois

There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.

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