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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:45pm

    Wow looks like we've got quite a few minute men in uniform... Not really sure how some dude's premature ejaculation makes her a whore... Oh wait, that's just your insecurity showing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:24pm

    The poor guy probably just came back from the desert. I dont think I lasted 2 minutes then either!

  • 96 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:08pm

    Just because he's in the military doesn't mean shit. Yes, it is wonderful that he fights for our country but that doesn't mean he isn't a little bitch in bed.

  • 88 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:29pm

    This wouldn't have been disrespectful before 911 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

  • 95 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:46pm

    After fighting for everyones freedom for the last year or so he prob said fuck it... Time to worry about ME!

  • 73 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31pm

    This text really isn't that serious everyone needs to chill the fuck out. I've heard and seen way worse shit from soldier to soldier..although she was probably fucking a marine.. :)

  • 84 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:07pm

    12:32 wants this "disrespecting bullshit" taken down and yet how many posts will we see bashing women, gays/lesbians, people of different political affiliations, and minorities?? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, I'd like this on a shirt. Because other than the American revolution (ok, AND the war of 1812), freedom has been won by the legislature. Was the army involved in freedom during the civil rights movemnt of the 60's? No. So suck on THIS.

  • 89 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:16pm

    He doesn't really like you, so he just got his, that's what I do especially in the morning.

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:34pm

    Just because someone is in the military doesn't automatically mean they are good in bed! My husband is army and he's okay most of the time.

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:17pm

    He probably finished early on purpose because you aren't as good as you think you are.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:15pm

    Wow calm down, I'm sure she's just making a joke and has nothing against the US military. Some ppl take things so seriously

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:59pm

    Everyone needs to stop being so damn sensitive. 815 is right. Those of you who are bitching are probably guys that can't go longer than 2 minutes either. If you're gonna bitch, join the National Gaurd!

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:02pm

    So much hate here... I'm a marine and the only time I ever last less than 45 minutes is when the girl sucks and I just want to get the fuck outta there... Maybe he just got back from a deployment and hasn't had a wack in 9 months... Bit I agree this bitch is a cunt...:P

  • 83 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:25pm

    Fuck you, OP. You don't deserve to be with a military man. You probably just suck in the sack.

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:48pm

    And 12:47, you're an idiot. Learn some grammar.

  • 83 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:15pm

    Asshole. Who the fuck would put this up?

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:59pm

    I love how everyone has their patriotic panties all in a twist over this... Who cares? So guy can't last... It's only beginning to apply to all guys in uniform because they're all on here gettin bent over this, only means that you're a 2 pump chump too...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:44pm

    He risks his life 4 this country just for bitches like u 2 insult him? Show some respect and start doing ur part 2 make this country worth fighting 4 instead of bitching on the web!

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40pm

    holy shit. fight for freedom bla bla bla. it's funny. get a grip you hyper sensitive fucks. you are all brainwashed by the bush administration. I suppose you think al qaeda posted this? stupid bastards. if you wanna talk about him fighting for freedom you should realize that freedom includes her freedom to talk shit about the fact he has the stamina of a child.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:54pm

    She was prob the lolfuck just to get back Into the game. Well, there is the only dick you'll see I 2010.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:36am

    Thank you 2:17am. God bless soldiers who fight for our country but damn they're human too. If they suck in bed they should hear about it. He probably hasn't fucked anything in a while though, give the guy a break and screw him more often

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57pm

    Nobody asks these people to fight for "our freedom". Am I grateful? Sure. But to run around and expect anymore or any less respect from someone just because of they're own decision is retarded in my book.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:08am

    Why are you all mad? He's trained to get in and out as soon as possible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:25pm

    wow. there are some insecure little bastards on here, uh! :)

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:49pm

    12:47 can suck my dick, your a cunt

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:16pm

    Jesus yall. What a great respect for our soldiers. I mean don't get me wrong it does suck he can't last but don't mock the hell he has to go through. Even I think we need to get out of the middle east but guess what, we aren't and there is nothing our soldiers can do about it. So tell him to keagle so he can last but don't be a little slefish bitch

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:19pm

    for me this is not more disrespectful than any other joke regarding religion or racism. i actually found this funny.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:18pm

    Whoever posted this, I feel your pain. I had the same problem not to long ago! If he wasn't such an asshole I wouldn't make fun but sorry dickhead, I can't help myself!

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:40pm

    213 - some of us want excitement. I was at a univ with a 3.7GPA and 3 jobs and it wasn't fulfilling/exciting. Some of us want to do more than worry about the college party on fri night.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35pm

    Why is this shit here? OP doesn't deserve shit

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:14pm

    342 - are you upset for getting rejected due to your exceptional spelling ability?

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:04pm

    I don't kill anyone..I'm a nurse all I do all day is paperwork you need to relax it's not that serious..

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:32pm

    Not fucking cool. What mod had the brilliant thought that this disrespectful bullshit was funny?

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:24pm

    Is it every time? He may have just been thinking about his buddies or Rush Limbaugh.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:41pm

    Wow, everyones getting so upset. Its funny, ok? Someone whos in the military is obviously tough, they went through basic training and stuck it out in a less than hospitable environment. You would falsely assume they have decent bedroom endurance. They dont. Considering all the misogynist humor on this website, i think all of those upset r just pulling a double standard

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12pm

    2:06 your prolly 12 and have never seen shit, how about that? Have fun growing up

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:41pm

    Gotta love the posters who say the girl should get back to the kitchen and deserves to be raped. There's even some racism thrown in for good measure! Way to make your case.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42pm

    239 that's the case most of the time but some people end up in the military cuz of money too..I didn't have the money for school but the army did.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:45pm

    Poor guy probably has been overseas in a sexually repressed country for a year. Everyone should seriously lighten up, though.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:44pm

    The guy prematurely ejaculates, which is generally accepted as a disappointment for women, and yet she's a whore/bitch/cunt/etc. for expressing that disappointment? Why? Because he's in the military? So? Sure he might have been away for a long time... or he might be living in the US getting some every night. I sympathize with guys, b/c I know it can be tough to avoid sometimes, but I also sympathize with the girls for wanting a LITTLE more.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:34pm

    Oh brother, everyone is so insecure. Wow. This girl shatters the myth that all soldiers are great in bed. She dares speak the truth and voice her sexual disappointment. Some soldiers are good in bed, some aren't. Acknowledging that doesn't mean you don't appreciate what they do for our country. Doesn't mean she's unpatriotic. And we don't even know he was overseas. Would you like it better if the girl said she loves any soldier dick she can get?

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:52pm

    ooh....oohhhhh...OOOOHHHHH RAAHHHH!!!! Was it kinda like that?

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:53pm

    12:52, your proud? nice

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:42pm

    Wow. You are idiots. All you dumbass people who are flipping shit need to shut up. The military is a respected position so stop trashing it. You don't have the balls to do it so stfu. And if your calling th this person a bitch etc. Get the stick out of youreffin ass!!!

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:08pm

    I don't see how furthering bush jr personal agenda has to do with are freedom.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39pm

    Nothing against military. I appreciate anyone who sacrifices for our country, but a good portion of the guys who are in the service joined up cuz they know that they can't hack it in the real world. It's a secure occupation if you are willing to risk violent death and psychological damage. See next message

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:39am

    (He isn't fighting atm he's only in training, nothing life threatening. Plus he's only in the army 'cos he can't get a job)

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:15pm

    11:06- "our and your freedom"? They obviously didn't sacrifice for your english education...

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:29pm

    717(1) - its obvious that you're smart. You're not one of those idiots that writes incoherent sentences without punctuation. oh wait....

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:15pm

    2:12 I'm an adult and have seen "shit" you wouldn't imagine. Why can't we protect our people from themselves at home, huh? We'd rather be shooting up little kids for the oil that they'll never even get to profit from. Just because they happen to live above it.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:45pm

    Maybe YOUR performance wasn't worth the fight.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:13pm

    You know what bitch? My fiancee just returned from 15 months in Afghanistan, the sex wasn't long, but it was the best damn sex in the world so go fuck yourself.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:25pm

    Ha wow you take this way to serious, take a joke, not like she posted his name, A US Airman

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:06pm

    258 - ur a fucking idiot. cops should be condemned too cus they obviously kill. open a fucking book, tool.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:46pm

    12:44... Like you're doing?

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:57pm

    448 - no, we're mainly mocking the op for being a skank that the Marines probably pass around like a toy. duh!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:40pm

    3:06 I think all cops should be drugg out back and shot twice in the head.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:04pm

    258 - do you even know what low percentage of the mil actually kills? do you realize most jobs are support-type jobs in nature and many other provide humanitarian relief, protection and infrasteucture

  • 46 45
    Submitted by daemondog on Feb 24, 11 at 5:14pm

    i have something important to say.....wow...that is all

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:19pm

    You are such a bitch. Show some damn respect for a man who puts his life on the line for all of us. Anyone who who speak this way about an American Solidier doesn't deserve to live in this country and reap the benefits of their sacrifice.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:20pm

    we should respect you because you're 'fighting for our freedom'? 'serving our country'? this is a bullshit war and you're fighting for oil. NOT FOR OUR FREEDOM

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:46pm

    815 - the load i shot on your mothers and sisters faces killed about a billion babies. your dad should have done the same with you

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:03pm

    Everyone chill the fuck out. So the guy didn't last long from being away at war, and the chick sucks in bed. it's both ways. so shhhhhhhhhhh and play nice kiddies. Most of you are 12 year old wanna be's anyway. Go fuck yourselves, and I'll do the same to myself. -Skinny White Kid in 11th Grade

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:03pm

    1:50 how is talking with her friend about her boyfriend's problem treason?

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:03pm

    Yeah 12:56 they won't approve Anything I SEnd in!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by ericmcg18 on Mar 24, 10 at 10:24pm

    I still have nam flash backs

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:50am

    lasting 2 minutes has nothing to do with fighting for his country you cunt.AND WHO SAID HE'S AN AMERICAN?? he could be a fukin Israeli

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:36am

    That wasn't very nice...my boyfriend's a Marine. When he came back from deployment he didn't have the stamina to last longer than a couple minutes..it's just 'cause they've been away for so long. He sure as hell built it back up again,though. If you're going to be like that,find yourself a civilian. Be respectful. Semper Fi.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:07pm

    10:52 I agree with 10:56. She could have just said my man doesn't last in bed. I mean how the fuck would fighting for our country make u last longer. That was just pointless to say

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:46pm

    cunts like this are why I want to move to Australia bitches are way cooler down there

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:18pm

    you are so ignorant.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31pm

    wow 815, thanks for giving Rockford a worst name then it already has.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:37pm

    There are so many liberals on this site. Why don't you grow a brain and stop listening to what celebrities tell you too. I know everyone thinks it's cool to be a democrat but you are actually ruining it. And please stop about the war okay. We are in it and we have men fighting over there. Just support them. It's not that hard.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by xltedder on Feb 5, 11 at 8:21pm

    guys... it's not that profound or earth-shattering... if you're looking on here for depth and philosophy, well... you probably ain't so hot in bed either.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:18pm

    11:54, actually "bitch" would be more appropriate than "bastard" because I'm female... Love, 11:15

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:47pm

    3:41 we hired a guy just out of the millitary to set chokers for me the guys legs kept cramping cause he wasn't in good enough shape to run for 8 hours witth us he finally quit after five hours. I'm not impressed with their physical condition.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:51pm

    OP, this is why you give him a BJ and get him hard again before sex. There's no such thing as a guy that can get off twice in 5 min. See how that works? Yeah, thought so. Stop failing in bed. Do something for him so he can do something for you.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:56pm

    Tfln will approve this but not 200 other things? Merntt

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:28pm

    Why is everyone getting so worked up over defending the 'troops'? Performance is performance. So a soldier was shit in bed, she has every right to complain. If it was a surgeon or firefighter - who saved lives on a daily basis - as the twopumpchump a lot of women would still have something to say about it. Just because he's a guntoting wannabe hero doesn't meen he's not a dud in bed. Or should be exempt from critique.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:58pm

    they dont see vag for months at a time unless they pay sluts like you to fuck,

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:33am

    this happened to me, I was so pissed off I dumped his ass and told his friends :)

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:48pm

    Fuck you. he fights so you have the chance for his dick to be in you.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:42pm

    All the millitary does is recruit weak minded people and brain wash them

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:39am

    Fuck you ho ass slut cunt bitch of a exuce for a wonen

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58pm

    but 2:40 is worse.. you wanted to kill just because you were bored and weren't satisfied with frat parties.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by VintageLyrics on Sep 19, 10 at 7:16pm

    Oh geeze. A lot of people have NO sense of humor. This site is for people who like comedy, not horror movies.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:48pm

    So just b/c he served in the armed forces she isn't allowed to point out any of his inadequacies? She didn't bash the uniform. She didn't bash any branch of the armed forces. She merely pointed out that he didn't last as long as she expected. And you are all assuming he just came back from war. How do you know that?

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:43pm

    207 I couldn't have said it better myself

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:54pm

    11:15 shut the fuck up you cocky bastard

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:42am

    Pity he didn't dump his load, shove a grenade in your mouth and pull the pin, dumb cunt.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:49pm

    i hope you get degraded by every guy that fucks your whore soul. no one cares about you...you are an object. I'm almost positive you have father issues.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:16pm

    343 - obviously you chose the right path and went to school. it's evident by your pluralization of "pussy's"

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:50pm

    I wish we could still hang for treason

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:29pm

    My boyfriend is in the army and when he got back from deployment he was the same way. But normally it's much much longer. I agree with everyone else... This is a bit disrespectful to people who fight for your freedom.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:02pm

    he probably thought the camel was better.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:43pm

    All the biggest dorks I know joined the millitary and they came back the same dipshits that left they're even big pussy's still.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:45am

    haha, hillarious! everyone can stfu because America sucks and the war is all just for money, bush set it up

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:00pm

    3:36, honoring our soldiers =/= bending over to them. But why does no one honor our police or firefighters or teachers???

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:37pm

    fuck you spam fucker this is funny

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16pm

    I added this to my favorites. Haha

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:59pm

    I totally lasted like 45 seconds the first time I got laid after I enlisted. I don't give a fuck- sex is a RACE, bitch.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:21pm

    This is mean and anyone who says it's not is the dumbest, most superficial, skank ever.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:46pm

    Fuck you bitch. That was your only touch of greatness and you failed. Be thankful your not getting gang banged by some smelly ass towelhead.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:11pm

    Oh wait no their not they're from Saudi Arabia and Iraq had nothin to do with anything but they have alot of oil

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:39pm

    That happened to me too! He was a marine...you'd think they'd be tougher than that!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:47pm

    Coming from a soldier's gf who's currently being "sexually deprived" for her country.... You (being that you're obviously such a dirty whore) should consider yourself lucky to have even gotten those two minutes from him. Your wizard sleeve of a vagina probably scared him off.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:38pm

    my boyfriend is in afghanistan right now for the marines, and i would give anything in the world to be able to TALK to him for two minutes. way to show some patriotism you no good bitch.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:38pm

    I don't even know anyone in the mil but I love the military. Just bcuz u don't agree with their methods or choices does not mean u shud condemn all the thousands of Americans out there in hostile territory...I <3 army keep fighting guys

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55pm

    2:42, so you decided the most ethical way of obtaining money for school was killing?

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43pm

    215 - this isn't 'Nam. The whole "shooting kids" thing is ignorant and outdated. Even most people in the mil would rather not have to kill anyone. Mil just enforces policy, it doesnt make it.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59pm

    I laugh at all these worthless drones who are brain washed against the war. Remember when our country was attacked by terrorists and 3,000 Americans died? But I'm sure you believe those conspiracy theories that the government sent that up to justify the US going into Afganistan. You all are unamerican

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:48pm

    yeah you really an asshole

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:47pm

    12:39, your also a Cunt

  • 38 46
    Submitted by xltedder on Feb 5, 11 at 8:15pm

    so... this is all fucking hilarious! everyone complaining about how this disrespect has no place on this site when every other post is about a walk of shame,jizzin in someone's eye, fist pumping on the west coast (hella more disrespectful, and should never happen) or talkin shit about justin beiber (also fucking funny) I guarantee you if he read this, he assumes it's about one of the other guys he knows from work and is crackin up about it. crazy thing about soldiers is we get issue

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:45pm

    Coming from a soldier's gf who's currently being "sexually deprived" for her country.... You (being that you're obviously such a dirty whore) should consider yourself lucky two have even gotten two minutes from him.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:36pm

    stupid bitch! should be grateful someone in the service would have her! i'm sick of hearing people bash the marines or the army or any of the 5 branches. grow the fuck up!!! we should be honoring them not talking shit about them. --just another chick

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:08pm

    some people just cant fight... dont blame the army. it just happens that a guy who cant fight to save his life joined.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by youradouche on May 30, 11 at 1:52pm

    Yeah @ 12:59\nI'm in the national guard and my unit deploys to Afghanistan in December and were not bitching about shit. Were more than happy to go fight for assholes like you. you're very welcome.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:43pm

    It's probably because he just got off a 15 month deployment where the closest thing he had for sex was his right hand in a smelly outhouse.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:38pm

    4:15 you have probably seen me on tv you watch ax men.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:39pm

    they only reason that most of you are sticking up for this guy that you dont even know is because he has served over seas. in any other situation you would be cutting him down. for all you know he spent the last year shooting innocent people and raping women. you have no idea.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:59am

    I would love a boyfriend who's in the military and two minutes is fine with me once it's over I can get back to my life.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:22pm

    Wooo go mchenry county!!!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:56pm

    shit when i got back from Iraq i lasted about 45 seconds, at least hes getting his and shes doing her part and letting a soldier get his nut, sucks for her, he got off and went back to his wife :)

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:40pm

    just whisper "IED" every once in a while

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:59pm

    All that dumb guy did was clean his gun and jerk his dick over there. He should have lasted! God only knows how many camel he fucked!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:53pm

    Either way I think u get the point

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:03am

    Hey 12:05am I'd respect what you're saying far more if you learned how to spell and didn't drop your name. Regardless, God bless our military personnel both past and present.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:06pm

    such a touchy subject. jeeez.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:17pm

    he should've squeezed one or two off before going to bang this chick. even if he fights for his country, it's his own fault if he doesn't keep himself "in shape."

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:56pm

    334(1) - of course you couldnt, you're a fucking idiot. mystery solved

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:27pm

    This is awful, what a bitch

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:47pm

    U must have the dullest sense of humor if this is the funniest one u have ever seen. Jesus dude I bet u laugh at a pickle in the fridge

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:18am

    They do have a "Don't ask, don't tell policy".

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:07pm

    5:03, you're right, but what the fuck is this shit about fucking yourself? lol

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:34pm

    Mods you have hit an all time low. This is extremely disrespectful and has no place on this site.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:49pm

    Fucking bitch who would ever make fun of someone who serves our country. She probably just sucks in bed.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:50pm

    stupid fucking cunt...if it was good sex he would stick around for round two...but apprently ur such a bitch he gets his and leaves fuck off and die

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:34pm

    The op is a liberal fuck head

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:31pm

    What a dumb fucking whore

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:14pm

    Been there done that!!! Never lasts long enough!!!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:54pm

    Haha 1:40 you are awesome. So true.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:30am

    That's a typical male for you. They're useless, blowing up a-rabs is all guys are good for here in the states. Stop opening your legs for him, he has two hands. [:

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:35pm

    He must be in the army, def not a marine!!!

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:03pm

    AMEN!! I was just thinking the same thing last wknd! At least you got 2 minutes.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08pm

    He still got his. OP: Shut The Fuck Up and take one for the country. It's the only thing you will do worthwhile in your shallow little life.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:16pm

    You would think that with all your stds, since youre probably getting passed around by the suys, you would close your clap hole

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:28pm

    Wow, this one touched a nerve. Reading this page feels like getting hosed down with eau d' sexual-paranoia-and-fascist-military-worship.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:47pm

    239 here. Didn't mean everyone in the service. Just sayin that it's a good option for a lot of people who don't have many other options.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by trent85 on Feb 17, 10 at 5:16am

    wow anyone who would post this on this site or make a comment that in anyway degrades the people who fight for this country should be put on the front line!

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:55am

    He prly got off as quick as he could cause he saw your clam and it was beaten and dirty... Get on with your helpless life..

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:15pm

    I dont fuck baby killers. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT. BITCH.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:09pm

    Because Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and the people who attacked us are from afganistan.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:51pm

    159, you are officially the dumbass of the day. Were unamerican because we don't agree with everything you do, that's most definately not what being and American means

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:20pm

    I don't even support armed conflict, but fuck you

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13pm

    2:06 then why the fuck did you sign up? Because being violent "looks cool"? Because your daddy was a military man in 'Nam? Because you ddnt get into college (which anyone can with all the financial aid they hand out)? Because you want to hurt other people or die trying or serve a political agenda? Hm?

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:06pm

    1:57 go die, no you didn't and sadly your a freeloader who enjoys the fruits of freedom without having to pay a price. We don't join the military looking for perks or gratification. I'm sorry your a worthless piece of shit who can't see past your own interests

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:45pm

    He doesn't get pussy for months at a time show some respect you bitch!

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:05am

    This is sergent harold rucuss of the forty second aurmored division. The men and women that I work along side and fight with deserve more respect god danmet. I am ashamed for people to trash an imorolise the solders that fight for your freedom.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:17pm

    6:39 you talk about guns like I don't own one where I'm from we are at war not everywhere in the u.s is the nice little suburb where you're from my heart don't beat fear and I'm just as crazy as anyone but I also like to consider myself smart.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:15pm

    I'm glad you guys are fighting for my freedom from people who have nothing to do with are country other than furthering politicians agendas you guys are a bunch of brain washed jar heads give me a real war where are liberty is reall in danger and us real men will be signing up to join without hesitation

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:39pm

    Woot Joliet illinois

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:48pm

    You would you'd be grateful for his sacrifice that keeps your freedom free.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:06pm

    Fuck you 10:02 show some fucking respect you douchebag! The soldiers die for our and your freedom. You need to be kiled for your lack of loyalty.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:21am

    Fuck you ! Respect those who fight for our country you piece of shit slut!

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:35pm

    Fuck you unpatriotic Cunt!

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10pm

    2:06 go fuck yourself. How about that? Haha

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:39pm

    Maybe the OP is a guy. Don't ask, don't tell.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:39pm

    5:15 I think you'd run and hide otherwise grab a rifle and take a post. You preserve peace by preparing for war.

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:50pm

    hey op why don't you go risk your life for the sake of others, then you can talk. stupid cunttttt

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:56pm

    Ya she can be unsatisfied but she doesn't have to mock what he does

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:45pm

    I bet the OP was getting her pussy drilled by a lot of random dicks while the guy was overseas.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:03am

    Soldiers are stupid. Everybody knows that.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:36pm

    GO TO HELL 3:42 AND 3:43... respect people who are fighting for your freedom to even get on this site and open your fucking mouth... Just a thought

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:16pm

    This is so disrespectful. He probably hasn't had sex in quite some time. Can you blame him for only lasting that long? Fuck yourself, OP. You're a cunt.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:49pm

    12:48 is a hairy dude. yummy

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:05pm

    Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:52pm

    1:40...so true! haha

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:02am

    This is fucking funny , as for the disrespectfull blah blah blah that you cunts are going on about how about this - All American troops can suck on my fat bell end I hope they die by the roadside :-) Love you xxx

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:17pm

    4:36, If you think about it, when soldiers fight for our freedom, they are also fighting for this bitch's freedom to be disrespectful to them. Logic works. Hypocrisy just makes you look foolish. (not 3:42 or 3:43)

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:00am

    this shit is intense

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:53pm

    here a cunt there a cunt everywhere a cunt CUNT

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:24am

    try Marines, we train harder

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:50am

    Hahahhaaha Made my day

  • 47 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:53pm

    You suck dick you big asshole go see how it feels to get shot and not Know if you're gonna live through the night without getting killed in your sleep And tell me How it feels you big cockface asshole cunt.

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:12pm

    I want this on a shirt ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:46pm

    Cunt bitch. Kill yourself.

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38pm

    You sound like a barracks whore. Or a rangerette.

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:15pm

    He was faking, OP. You suck!

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:43pm

    the depression and suicide rate of those in the military has risen significantly in the last 5 years, and depression/anxiety are huge causes of these problems. so making fun wouldnt help in this case. or, maybe he just hadn't had sex in awhile and needed a good fuck

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:44am

    Wow u are so disrespectful that man fights for ur damn freedom for u to be dirty and spread ur legs, and u have the balls to post something like this u are dirty, disrespectful and ignorant

  • 21 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:19pm

    Hit it and quit it. Fuck that dumb whore

  • 35 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:49pm

    You're a big dumb fuck cunt asshole I hope someone shoots you....FUCK YOURSELF.