As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better