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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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