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  • I was going to say that the OP must be my soulmate... but I was beaten to it. So, to the OP and the Anonymous poster before me, you are not alone. Creamy brie on a wafer-thin cracker can (and sometimes is) better than sex. Yum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Mmmmm my fav of all the cheeses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Ha I love this. Baked brie w/ apple slices!! Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I don't like soft cheeses. only hard ones. why is that a reason to not date me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:22pm
  • First last and best -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:25pm
  • This is funny. Brie is tasty too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:06pm
  • He wants to make sure she can handle the cheese under his foreskin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Blue cheese is horrid. Brie is pretty good, though...as long as you only eat the inside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Anyone who doesn't know what brie is or hasn't had it was obviously not raised well. Smeared on toasted french bread, possibly with a bit of apple, it is the most amazing snack ever and perfect for entertaining guests. I feel sorry for anyone who has never had it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:16am
  • Damn white people and their cheese talk!

    Submitted by kyoat on Jul 1, 10 at 4:46pm
  • 1. 1:59 learn how to spell salami... 2. judging girls by cheese is gross, it just is. 3. this would be an 847 text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:37pm
  • This one made me laugh for some reason. And Brie is yummy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:01am
  • I'd say most people in this country haven't eaten brie, you smug fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:51pm
  • TFLN just isn't funny anymore. This text is fucking retarded.

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Mar 31, 10 at 10:02am
  • WHERE ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU NOT MY HUSBAND!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Did you find this girl from the south side she obvioulsy is not from the north suburbs hence Lake Forest area....... Don't date her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Brie is awesome with some sf sourdough bread 415 yeaaah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I think I may need to meet you. I have the same thoughts about men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:45pm
  • pop your collar and go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Whoever hasn't heard or had brie was not raised properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:46pm
  • I don't know what Brie is either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:41pm
  • I can never date a girl who's vagina smells like soft cheese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I'm a vegan but I at least know what brie is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:09pm
  • so wait 3:22 let me get this straight...you like the hard ones more than the soft ones? haha...HA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Here, here! Also, Brie is a French cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I love Brie almost as much as I love Camembert, but I still think anyone who makes cheese-based character judgments is probably over-confident about his ability to get girls. I think I'd rather read a textbook than have an extended conversation with OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:45am
  • Dear author of this text, I am madly in love with you. Sincerely, Me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:45pm
  • I dated a girl named Brie. She was more delicious than the cheese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:12pm
  • 4:51... No, just you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:05pm
  • What's this about a "Soft Jesus?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:50pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE?!?!?!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Brie is amazing! You should not date this chick because she obviously isn't very cultured. -knee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:42pm
  • french bread + brie + salomi. mmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:59pm
  • That's a deal breaker for me as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:23pm
  • It's cuz your a fat cheesy smellin bitch 7:39 (doodooface)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:11pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS BRIE?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I bet you would date a guy that likes soft cheeses -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Who gives a shit you homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Wow. What a douche. Have fun only dating pretentious bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Because she's not used to having something soft in her mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:26am
  • Charles Rutherford says look down below between her legs. what resembles a wet phonebook ull inside it's filled with soft cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm
  • hahaha soft cheese, like your dick cheese op!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:26pm
  • I'm glad you know what is important in life! I don't think I could ever date a guy who didn't enjoy the deliciousness of brie on apple slices or a triple creme bleu cheese...mmmm!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:00pm
  • OP listen carefully. You may or may not be the only person who knows what brie is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Ftw cum supposedly tastes like over ripe brie

    Submitted by snowbernard on Apr 3, 10 at 2:29am
  • Brie is delicious, only on special occasions.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 21, 12 at 11:58pm
  • Brie is not foul, it's delicious. So is camembert cheese. Oh and 2:09 eat some meat you pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Dear (847): You may or may not be my soulmate. Love, a girl who has dumped guys for not liking cheeses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:35am
  • Sounds like op should be dating guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:18pm
  • I'm gonna go eat some brie to get rid of the bad taste this text left in my mouth...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:17pm