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  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:01am

    11:33? I adore you! You almost made me spit up my Starbucks! But I must say...if I'm with a guy that hasn't cleaned out thoroughly and has a case of the ass-hole sauce...HE'S OUTTA THERE!!!!

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:13pm

    They're both fruity lol jk, i not a homophobe i swear!

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:44pm

    Oh sorry different time zones -8:23

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:50pm

    8:23 I mean lol watever...

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:43pm

    Fuck you 9:20. You fucking homophobe.

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:58am

    Applesauce is gross...and I want a lesbian BFF

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:10pm

    Totally sounds like something I would say....

  • 61 64
    Submitted by ShannxD on Aug 22, 10 at 5:50pm

    lmao.. i think i know who this is and now you have one!

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:10pm

    First!!! And I lol'd at this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:07am

    Too bad we don't want a straight best friend. They are just dullard breeders whose only purpose is to repopulate the species.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:02am

    We're apple butter, sweet cheeks. Butter. Deeper, darker, and far more flavorful than simple sauce.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:07pm

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:21pm

    No, 8:12, one's delicious and one is sauce made from apples.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:29am

    Charles Rutherford thinks you should settle for tits and dicks and hot sauce

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:25pm

    did 8:23 really just say wif?

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:49pm

    Yush I have an iPhone :P but mines like hella old and shitty... -8:24

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:43pm

    Ummm yes I said wif caus I'm on my iPhone and it's quicker than typing with... Get over it... And to the other person: imma girl... -5:23

  • 49 59
    Submitted by pippymiskers on Aug 19, 10 at 9:32pm

    That is supercaliFAGilisticexpialidocious.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by bowchickawowwow on Mar 2, 10 at 11:21pm

    Ha! I have both!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:38am

    I want these too. And i live in 925...are you me?

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:14pm

    Applesauce is fabulous

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:00pm

    Gayy guys are adorableee. XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:25pm

    Or 8:21 T-T-TRIPLE FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:04pm

    Who would want to hang around with shit stabbers?

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:08am

    OH GIRL YOU ROCK MY ROCKS!!!! ready for our 7 babies? ;)

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 10 at 2:53am

    This was definitely me. Hahaha sweet..