there was a trapeze. enough said
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.