i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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WHO THE FUCK USES A FANNY PACK!??! that right there is a better question...
what the fuck are you talking about 2:21?
Actually it means Original Poster :P
Why are you still wearing a fanny pack?
I haven't heard of those since Max Headroom
Who nicknames themselves "Big Tone"?? Sorry about your small penis and oversized ego dude.
What is so important that you need a fanny pack. There better be fucking GOLD in that thing.
2:56 thank u !! Only a total moron wouldn't know what I meant ! ( from the desk of big tone )
is this text from 1994?
can i just say that 2:55 made me smile more than the text itself did...
"hold the phone" hahaha i love it <3
and if someone was actually wearing a fanny pack, why would they admit it to everyone in a mass text???
FANNY PACK OF PAIN!
tyler oakley is a legggg
shes got a fanny pack, a neon jogging suit, and after work youll see her walk her brown dog bingo..
NAME THAT TUNE
looking for a father figure, 420?
New to this: what does OP mean? Someone? Anyone? Answer!
My social psych prof assigns a project where you have to break a norm... one option is to wear a fanny pack for a day... she said that no one has actually been able to go through with it because it is just too embarassing. She should meet OP.
i think its funny someone who signs everything "from the desk of big tone" actually called someone a douche...and i agree with everyone else i think the op needs to worry why he has a fanny pack more than how it got sticky
Interesting that "hipsters" wear fanny packs...that's kinda ironic cause there is no way in hell that wearing a fanny pack is hip...unless the definition of hip is getting pointed at and laughed at..
Is it suddenly 1992 again? I didn't know anyone even still owns or wears fanny packs...
um....problem num 1 = fanny pack.....
but if it was a real fanny pack you totally deserved whatever the fuck happened to you
big tone is trying to be funny.... he's trying to say that the op is all sticky w/ love juice cuz his fanny got packed (anal)
bukkake- just googled it....gross
Do they still make those? I thought they were a myth.
the only person i have seen wear a fanny pack seriously since 1994 is Hulk Hogan...
i am not funny. i am also unintelligent. also, when i say "desk", i actually mean "counter at wendy's." ("desk" of big tone)
Sorry to disappoint u mr Chris rock !! Cuz ur post r so great we all decided to put u in the douchbag hall of fame !! ( from the desk of big tone )
big tone, i know what you meant. it just wasn't humorous. at all. your sense of humor blows.
fanny packs are great. you can carry a flask and a handgun easily
dont try to make it manly cuz it wont work
You guys didn't get the memo. It's so out that it's in.
2.30! You still make no sense!
Even despite your obvious enthusiasm, I can't figure out what the fuck you're talking about!
I'm guessing the OP dumped a mixed drink all over themselves..
What's a fanny pack?
Bukkakke my friends. Learn it. Fear it.
there was no texting in 1994!
Hold the phone! Who still has a fanny pack? Lol
you deserve to have that all over your fanny pack... wtf?
i believe theyre called lumbar packs now.
Must be from atherton or hillsborough
Ok 2:22 I'll explain! His fanny got packed that's what he means not a fanny pack !! ( from the desk of big tone)
it probably was for a theme party
Fanny pack !? O I get it ! He means his ass is leaking cum!! Wow please go back in the closet!! F (from the desk of big tone)
i actually know someone who jokingly wears a fanny pack on the daily.
Because you're a whore. Quit getting wasted and slutty and go make something of yourself.