Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?