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  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:28, hating on homophobics is nothing like hating on gays. That's like suggesting that hating racists is as bad as being a racist, genius.

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:26am

    12:20, this is the same book that said an old ass man built a huge fucking Boat and rounded up every animal known to man and went on a cruise

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:23pm

    Where are all the homophobic assholes? Thought they'd be here by now

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:23pm

    Frankly, as a straight girl, I say... sometimes it just takes them too long... as long as he doesn't know you fell asleep you're in the clear.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:04am

    Straight guy here... um... no point in bashing anyone, cause, well you point someone out and you look like the ass with the finger pointed, period. and for the subject at hand... i've fallen asleep on my girlfriends several times... and the other way around... no biggy, some people take forever, some people dont... and unfortunately guys tend to lose stamina while for some reason chicks gain it... dont know if that helps but thats my two cents worth.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:08pm

    I have done that before. As long as you don't snore, they don't care. Trust me. Snoring is such a dead give away

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:30pm

    haha say what you want about homosexuals. you're probably at home beating off, wishing you had a life.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:35pm

    if most people are straight and there are only a few gays...where the hell does Hollywierd keep finding the ones that they fill up the TV with?

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:23- they were here... but their posts got deleted :)

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:11am

    I'm bi... Have to agree with 1:46 I don't like extremists (sp?)

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:51pm

    And THERE are the gaybashers.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:10pm

    Wow sweety, he sure was taking too long

  • 29 32
    Submitted by samags on Mar 23, 10 at 12:51am

    why do guys love fucking chicks in the ass but hate when the gays do it? doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever. i'm a lesbian and i don't hate on straight sex. do whatever makes you happy.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:58am

    wow.....what a bunch of ignorant homophobics. How sad

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:27am

    ive fallen asleep during phone sex.. gotta love trying to explain that the next morning.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:55pm

    I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUT I ESPECIALLY HATE JOY!!

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:28pm

    wow no one said anything mean about gays and people are already hating on them. you think gaybashers look like idiots, but you guys (ex 2:23) are looking just as idiotic as them

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:12pm

    happens to me all the time

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:13am

    I think you're in the clear, OP, as long as he didn't know you fell asleep. If he does know, i hope all works out for you. :)

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:03pm

    you should have done it too :)

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:52pm

    Homoooo

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:28pm

    haha sadly, this has happened to me too. he was taking wayy too long!!!!

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:28pm

    I hope 11:24 dies a very painful aids filled death.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:08am

    4:48=win. Great point my friend

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:25pm

    2:11 there's no way only 6% of the world is straight lol

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 11 at 1:37am

    Nobody likes fags. Go crawl in a hole and die.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:48pm

    GAAAHHHHH HATE HATE HATE

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:19pm

    hating is a waste of energy

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:45am

    dude bashing is not cool this website is for having a good lagh not hating on someones sexuality like ma mum would say if you dont hava anything nice to say then shut the fuck up

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:30pm

    At least you didn't fall asleep while you were doing it...that would be bad.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:20pm

    dude straight people are disgusting seriously. i mean i don't care what you do, just stop flaunting your straightness. like don't text about your sex life. yuck!!$@$

  • 17 25
    Submitted by self_evident on Jun 19, 11 at 1:53am

    Hey thanks everyone who actually commented on the text itself. No one fucking cares if you hate gays, hate homophobes, or have a small enough life to argue about it on fucking tfln. Holy shit.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:22pm

    This ongoing argument is as hopeless as Israel/Palestine.

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Rysgor on Sep 29, 10 at 8:03pm

    I did that to my boyfriend once. Luckily, he didn't notice.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:09pm

    237, hating period is wrong.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:12pm

    3:52 hahahahahahahahhaha and yeah gays suck... (cock) hahaha

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:28pm

    If all the homo bashers had to post their phone numbers and addresses I doubt we would have this problem. Country would be better off without them. It's bad enough in this country with the sexists and racists. We don't need you idiots too. Although I guess most of you fall into those categories as well.

  • 25 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:57am

    7:26 is captain obvious.

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:30pm

    Hey 4 22, yea except israel wins

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:36pm

    GAYS SUCK, I HATE THEM WHICH MEANS EVERYONE HATES THEM...YESSSSSSSSS

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:38pm

    Wow. Men really are lazy.

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    Did either of u blow a load !? Cuz there's a guy that's all sticky wearing a fanny pack ! Do u 2 know anything about this ! (from the desk of big tone)

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:06pm

    judging by the post and the responses, looks like a social agenda at work

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:36am

    Gaybashing- how awfully grown up!

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:32pm

    Cock sucking queens

  • 23 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:48pm

    i don't understand you guys who are here bashing, like seriously i garentee 99% of you LOVE giving anal to girls so really do you not see similarities here?

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:37pm

    yeah homo. just ignore me.

  • 20 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:36pm

    12:04 I love you. Call me when your single.

  • 32 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:56pm

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • 25 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:32am

    I just going to keep exiting the text and clicking it and keep hitting the thumbsup button...

  • 31 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:22pm

    you can't gross f**itry

  • 29 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:24pm

    Who cares. You gonna die of aids anyway. Sick bastards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:27pm

    Gays will burn in Hell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:55am

    stupid fruits. no one wants to know that u are sticking ur cocks up each others asses. at least pretend ur straight for normal ppls sakes. ur families must be so ashamed.