i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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Nobody likes fags. Go crawl in a hole and die.
Straight guy here... um... no point in bashing anyone, cause, well you point someone out and you look like the ass with the finger pointed, period. and for the subject at hand... i've fallen asleep on my girlfriends several times... and the other way around... no biggy, some people take forever, some people dont... and unfortunately guys tend to lose stamina while for some reason chicks gain it... dont know if that helps but thats my two cents worth.
2:28, hating on homophobics is nothing like hating on gays. That's like suggesting that hating racists is as bad as being a racist, genius.
haha say what you want about homosexuals. you're probably at home beating off, wishing you had a life.
why do guys love fucking chicks in the ass but hate when the gays do it? doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever. i'm a lesbian and i don't hate on straight sex. do whatever makes you happy.
haha sadly, this has happened to me too. he was taking wayy too long!!!!
I hope 11:24 dies a very painful aids filled death.
I'm bi... Have to agree with 1:46 I don't like extremists (sp?)
ive fallen asleep during phone sex.. gotta love trying to explain that the next morning.
Did either of u blow a load !? Cuz there's a guy that's all sticky wearing a fanny pack ! Do u 2 know anything about this ! (from the desk of big tone)
7:26 is captain obvious.
wow no one said anything mean about gays and people are already hating on them. you think gaybashers look like idiots, but you guys (ex 2:23) are looking just as idiotic as them
you should have done it too :)
Hey 4 22, yea except israel wins
12:20, this is the same book that
said an old ass man built a huge fucking
Boat and rounded up every animal known
to man and went on a cruise
Wow sweety, he sure was taking too long
If all the homo bashers had to post their phone numbers and addresses I doubt we would have this problem. Country would be better off without them. It's bad enough in this country with the sexists and racists. We don't need you idiots too. Although I guess most of you fall into those categories as well.
dude bashing is not cool this website is for having a good lagh not hating on someones sexuality like ma mum would say if you dont hava anything nice to say then shut the fuck up
I have done that before. As long as you don't snore, they don't care. Trust me. Snoring is such a dead give away
2:11 there's no way only 6% of the world is straight lol
hating is a waste of energy
judging by the post and the responses, looks like a social agenda at work
3:52 hahahahahahahahhaha and yeah gays suck... (cock) hahaha
wow.....what a bunch of ignorant homophobics. How sad
12:04 I love you. Call me when your single.
4:48=win. Great point my friend
And THERE are the gaybashers.
Where are all the homophobic assholes? Thought they'd be here by now
I just going to keep exiting the text and clicking it and keep hitting the thumbsup button...
if most people are straight and there are only a few gays...where the hell does Hollywierd keep finding the ones that they fill up the TV with?
This ongoing argument is as hopeless as Israel/Palestine.
Frankly, as a straight girl, I say... sometimes it just takes them too long... as long as he doesn't know you fell asleep you're in the clear.
I did that to my boyfriend once. Luckily, he didn't notice.
I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUT I ESPECIALLY HATE JOY!!
237, hating period is wrong.
Wow. Men really are lazy.
happens to me all the time
2:23- they were here... but their posts got deleted :)
Hey thanks everyone who actually commented on the text itself. No one fucking cares if you hate gays, hate homophobes, or have a small enough life to argue about it on fucking tfln. Holy shit.
I think you're in the clear, OP, as long as he didn't know you fell asleep.
If he does know, i hope all works out for you. :)
At least you didn't fall asleep while you were doing it...that would be bad.
i don't understand you guys who are here bashing, like seriously i garentee 99% of you LOVE giving anal to girls so really do you not see similarities here?
Gays will burn in Hell.
dude straight people are disgusting seriously. i mean i don't care what you do, just stop flaunting your straightness. like don't text about your sex life. yuck!!$@$
Gaybashing- how awfully grown up!
GAYS SUCK, I HATE THEM WHICH MEANS EVERYONE HATES THEM...YESSSSSSSSS
Cock sucking queens
GAAAHHHHH HATE HATE HATE
Who cares. You gonna die of aids anyway. Sick bastards.
yeah homo. just ignore me.
you can't gross f**itry
stupid fruits. no one wants to know that u are sticking ur cocks up each others asses. at least pretend ur straight for normal ppls sakes. ur families must be so ashamed.