so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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