well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."